Monster quotes

“Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. You better keep your mouth shout. Oh... I think I love him.”

Madeline Kahn - Elizabeth

“If you fight with monsters for too long you become a monster.”

Billy Bob Thornton - Pat Candy

“- Baron Bomine: Can you make another?
- Victor Von Frankenstein: I can and a whole lot more.
- Baron Bomine: I dream of an un-killable army a thousand strong.”
Robin Pearce - Baron Bomine
James McAvoy - Dr. Frankenstein

“- Grace: I know those woods. I know those woods like the back of my hand. I couldn't have missed a dragon.
- Meacham: Well, you missed Pete.”
Bryce Dallas Howard - Grace
Robert Redford - Meacham

“- Goro Maki: What's that you're working on?
- Dr. Hayashida: Genetic mutation designs.
- Goro Maki: Genetic mutations. No kidding. Does it have something to do with Godzilla?”
Ken Tanaka - Goro Maki
Yôsuke Natsuki - Dr. Hayashida

“Did you know that the word 'trauma' comes from the Greek for 'wound'? Hm? And what is the German word for 'dream'? Traum. Ein Traum. Wounds can create monsters, and you, you are wounded, Marshal. And wouldn't you agree, when you see a monster, you must stop it?”

Max von Sydow - Dr. Naehring

“- Clara: Have you ever heard of Candyman?
- Billy: No.
- Clara: Well, his right hand is sawn off, and he has a hook jammed in the bloody stump. And if you look in the mirror... and you say his name five times... he'll appear behind you, breathing down your neck. You want to try it?”
Marianna Elliott - Clara
Ted Raimi - Billy

“- Champ: What was that?
- R.L. Stine: It's the Invisible Boy.
- Champ: [getting slapped by Brent the Invisible Boy] Ow!
- R.L. Stine: Ah, he's such a crack up.”
Ryan Lee - Champ
Jack Black - Stine

“- Nancy: There was this monster, and he was after me, and he wanted to kill me!
- Paula: Where?
- Nancy: He was everywhere.”

Courtney Vickery - Nancy
Kerry Noonan - Paula

Poor guy. I understand. It's not easy being banished. Take my buddy Bigfoot. When he was banished he fashioned an enormous diaper out of poison ivy. Wore it on his head like a tiara. Called himself "King Itchy".

John Deszo Ratzenberger - Yeti

“There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?”

Abigail Breslin - Bo Hess

“- Burt Gummer: Have you heard from the feds?
- Desert Jack Sawyer: Not since this morning. Haven't been able to raise 'em. They were chasing a Graboid.
- Burt Gummer: They were chasing it? It wasn't chasing them?”
Michael Gross - Burt Gummer
Shawn Christian - Desert Jack Sawyer

“The Abominable Snowman just crawl out of a book, that doesn't just happen!”

Ryan Lee - Champ

“- Logan: Where's Mariko?
- Shingen: That Viper bitch took her. It was my father's obsession with mutation, with God's mistakes like you and her, that ruined this house.”
Hugh Jackman - Logan
Hiroyuki Sanada - Shingen

“You know, you might come in useful. While they are eating you it will give me a chance to get away.”

Fred Ward - Earl Bassett

“I looked into it's eyes and there was nothing there.”

Jessica Brown Findlay - Lorelei

“I can never sleep with the closet door open, either. Not even a crack. Sam, this is a terrible thing to admit, but I think that one of the reasons I divorced your father was because he never believed in the closet monster.”

Dianne Wiest - Lucy

“- Nurse Alex Price: David, please be rational. Let's go to Dr. Hirsch.
- David Kessler: Yeah, be rational, sure. I'm a fucking werewolf, for Christ's sake!”
Jenny Agutter - Nurse Alex Price
David Naughton - David Kessler

“- Oates: I think these things are getting smarter.
- Denby: Either that, or we're getting dumber.”

Billy Burke - Oates
Paul Gleeson - Denby

“Scariness is the true measure of a monster. If you are not scary, what kind of a monster are you?”
Helen Mirren - Dean Hardscrabble

“- Sulley: May the best monster win!
- Randall: I plan to.”
John Goodman - Sullivan
Steve Buscemi - Randall

“I have become the monster you were intended to be.”

Richard O'Brien - Mr. Hand

- James T. Kirk: Bones, there's a... thing... out there.
- Dr. McCoy: Why is any object we don't understand always called "a thing"?
William Shatner - James T. Kirk
DeForest Kelley - Dr. McCoy

“We're one big sad monster. Four legs, four arms, two heads, two noses.”
Kevin Bacon - Ricky Schroth

“The devil was no puppet. And the writer would not write him, and if the writer were to trap him in this house the devil would tear the house down.”
Christopher Soren Kelly - The Mechanic