Mother quotes

“Do I interfere when absolutely helpless women tell me they simply can't have an abortion - that they simply must go through with having another and yet another orphan? I do not. I do not even recommend. I just give them what they want.”

Sir Michael Caine - Dr. Wilbur Larch

“Lionel, despite being deprived of his father at an early age, was blessed with an abundance of motherlove.”

Stuart Devenie - Father McGruder

“I don't know why, but I can't enjoy breakfast anywhere but a strip club. My mom used to always cook bacon naked. She would cook bacon all day long.”
David Koechner - Brent Gage

“I lived with my mother until I was thirty-two.”
Dustin Hoffman - Chuck Clarke

- Brodie: You used to be stand-up guy, what happened to him? The guy who punched Amanda Gross's mother after she called him "low class".
- TS Quint: That wasn't me. It was you.
- Brodie: Oh, yeah.
- TS Quint: And it wasn't her mother, it was her grandmother.
- Brodie: No wonder the bitch went down so fast.
Jason Lee - Brodie
Jeremy London - TS Quint

Every morning that you come in, yelling that goddamned "Rise and shine, rise and shine", I think to myself, how lucky dead people are.

John Malkovich - Tom Wingfield

“- Lloyd: In the ninth grade we said he could get a part time job. Are you ready for what he did? He started an escort service for the football team, and he gave out my mother's phone number!
- Caroline: And I still say getting laid by an 18-year-old linebacker is just what she needs!”

Kevin Spacey - Lloyd
Judy Davis - Caroline

“- Amazed Kid: How'd you do that?
- Peter Parker: Work out, plenty of rest. You know, eat your green vegetables.
- Amazed Kid: That's what my mom is always saying. I just actually never believed her.”

Marc John Jefferies - Amazed Kid
Tobey Maguire - Peter Parker
Roshon Fegan - Amazed Kid

“Families are very important and Even though Mr. Whistler was prefectly aware that his mother was a hideous old bat who looked like she'd had a cactus lodged up her backside, he stuck with her, and even took the time to paint this amazing picture of her. It's not just a painting. It's a picture of a mad old cow who he thought the world of.”
Rowan Atkinson - Mr. Bean

“Didn't yo mama eva tell you how ta treat a lady? That's not nice.”
Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

“You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother.”
Jon Voight - Larry Zoolander

“- Jennifer 'Jenny' Morgan: I heard about your good news, congratulations, the children will finally have a mother again.
- Vivian Berger: Oh, I wouldn't go that far, boarding schools in Switzerland are year-round you know.”
Heidi Lenhart - Jennifer 'Jenny' Morgan
Jane Sibbett - Vivian Berger

“Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel. It will leave a dull impression on her mind.”
Paul Newman - Butch Cassidy

“Daddy likes to tell stories! Mommy says he tells stories all the time.”
Judith Barsi - Bean

“- Drew Pickles: I can't believe that Angelica saw that movie last night.
- Charlotte Pickles: I can't mother and merger at the same time.”
Michael Bell - Drew Pickles
Tress MacNeille - Charlotte Pickles

“- Corrina Ramsey Parker: Ma's dead. She went to Heaven.
- Dorie Kay: That's right, Ma's dead. But you're not. And Lonnie's not. And I'm not. And neither is Tiger. What kind of mother lies in bed when she has a child to tend to?”
Amelia Campbell - Corrina Ramsey Parker
Juliette Lewis - Dorie Kay

“- Cindy Brady: You can't take my mommy!
- Marcia Brady: Cindy's right! Take Jan!”

Olivia Hack - Cindy Brady
Christine Taylor - Marcia Brady

“- Joel Goodson: Some of the girls are wearing my mother's clothing.
- Lana: What's wrong with that?
- Joel Goodson: I just don't want to spend the rest of my life in analysis.”
Tom Cruise - Joel
Rebecca De Mornay - Lana

“- Alan Parker: I've gotta see my mom in the hospital.
- Hippie Guy: Oh, shit. Is she sick?
- Alan Parker: No, she hangs out there. Pulls out a few tricks for a couple of bucks. Kind like a hobby.”
Jonathan Jackson - Alan Parker

“- Nekron: Why have you brought me this?
- Juliana: This is your bride, my son. She will be mother to your sons.
- Nekron: How thoughtful, Mother. I need no bride, and no sons.
- Juliana: But you need heirs.
- Nekron: I need nothing!”
Sean Hannon - Nekron
Eileen O'Neill - Juliana

- Joanna Eberhart: Hey, aren't you Bobbie Markowitz? I love your books. What was the name of that book, the one about your mother?
- Bobbie Markowitz: "I Love You, But Please Die".
Nicole Kidman - Joanna Eberhart
Bette Midler - Bobbie Markowitz

“- Dutch Dooley: It's your mother's fault.
- Doyle Standish: Why is it her fault?
- Dutch Dooley: Because she gave birth to you.
- Doyle Standish: And what about your mother?
- Dutch Dooley: My mother's a saint.
- Doyle Standish: For what, havin' puppies?”
Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley
Ethan Embry - Doyle Standish

“- Darryl: I never had a sexual thought about your mom until I was 30.
- Brad: Can you leave it alone? You can't be my friend anymore. You can't be sleeping with my mom and still be my friend, ok?”
Patrick Van Horn - Darryl
Vince Vaughn - Brad

Every father says the same thing: "Where's your mother?".
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“Dear Baby: If I was writing you a letter, it would probably sounds something like an apology. I know everyone deserves a mama who'd want a nice baby such as yourself... who was also a good wife, a fine member of a society. And I can't rightly say that I'm any of that. And I'm not sure the world is scuh a fine place to bringing you.”

Keri Russell - Jenna Hunterson