Mother quotes

I grew up in large part thanks to my mother. If she were only here today... I'd say, "Hey, ma, what are you doing here? You've been dead for nine years!".
Robert De Niro - Rupert Pupkin

“My mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad.”
Jeff Anderson - Randal Graves

“This is just what my mom was afraid of: peer pressure. And it's coming from my grandfather.”
Joseph Mazzello - Charles

“I'm my mother's well-loved daughter. I'm her companion. I am my mother's servant.”

Bette Davis - Charlotte Vale

“Spare the rod, spoil the child - is that the idea? Is this how you raised my mother? No wonder she was such a fucking bitch!”

Rose McGowan - Debbie Strand

“Boys, I don't want to speak ill of your mother on Christmas, but she's nothing but a common street whore.”
Robert Duvall - Howard

“The Virgin Mary does not chew gum.”
Jan Hooks - Miss Leavey

“- Bridget Jones: I will not fuck it up again, Mum.
- Mum: Bridget! Language!
- Bridget Jones: Sorry. I will not fuck it up again... mother.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones
Gemma Jones - Mum

“- Robin Harris: Your mama's so old, she was there the first day of slavery.
- Dorothea: Your mama's so old, she older than your grandmama.
- Robin Harris: Your mama's so fat, she own both sides of the family.”
Faizon Love - Robin Harris
Myra J. - Dorothea

“- Kate: Do you believe in love? The kind that lasts forever?
- Luc Teyssier: I loved my mother.
- Kate: No, everybody loves their mother. Even people who hate their mothers love their mothers.”
Meg Ryan - Kate
Kevin Kline - Luc Teyssier

“Apparently my birth is not considered a blessed event; that's me in the basket, and that's my mother carrying me. And that's my mother running away.”
Michael Oliver - Junior

“- Lily: Mother is dead.
- Madame Mariette Colet: Yes, that's the trouble with mothers. First you get to like them, and then they die.”
Miriam Hopkins - Lily
Kay Francis - Madame Mariette Colet

“I made love to your mother about half an hour ago, and now I'm beginning to think that maybe it wasn't such a good idea.”

Thomas Jay Ryan - Henry Fool

“- Christina Alibrandi: I wonder what I did to deserve you.
- Josie Alibrandi: Would you like me to refresh your memory?”
Greta Scacchi - Christina Alibrandi
Pia Miranda - Josie Alibrandi

“- Ella Khan: Do you think I'm a good mother?
- Auntie Annie: No, I think you're a friggin' awful mother.”
Linda Bassett - Ella Khan
Lesley Nicol - Auntie Annie

I explained to Alice that I had spoken to Sheryl's mom because I knew her husband would have wanted to do the same thing. You know what she said to me? "What'd he do, write you a letter from Heaven?".
John Dossett - Larry Bloom

“I'm Peach, she's Pear. You see, our mother was slightly obsessed with fruits. We have a sister named Parsnip... she doesn't get out much.”
Cassie Powney - Peach Orwood

“- Rocky Dennis: I hate you going out every night and coming home wasted all the time!
- Rusty Dennis: It's none of your goddamn business!
- Rocky Dennis: You're my mother!
- Rusty Dennis: Well, you're not my warden!”
Eric Stoltz - Rocky Dennis
Cher - Rusty Dennis

“Mr. Swann, may I present my mother: Mrs. Belle Mae Steinberg Carroca of Brooklyn, New York and Miami Beach, Florida for two weeks, each and every winter.”
Mark Linn-Baker - Benjy Stone

“My mother was rather an atrocious woman in her way, but her many failings did not include raising mentally deficient sons.”
David Warner - Stevenson

“Quality time with your kids: You know what? Quit bugging 'em. Leave 'em alone. They like it!”
Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman

“I wasn't really born here, you know. When I was a tiny infant, my real mother, a famous opera singer, dropped me from a silver jet as she passed over what she saw as a beautiful tropical coastline. God's country.”
Liane Balaban - Moonie Pottie

“I'm being her mother! That's what mothers do with daughters; they talk about how to look prettier.”

Catherine O'Hara - Jessica Wilhern

Brundle stole my girl, your mother. Got her pregnant. Caused her death. Dissolved my hand and my foot with fly vomit! I had no love for the man. He "bugged" me! As for the "cure" he was working on: he dragged your mother kicking and screaming into that telepod, that they might be fused together in one beautiful body. So your mother blew his... (continue)(continue reading)
John Getz - Stathis Borans

“I didn't hate my mother. It was an accident!”
Raul Julia - Gomez Addams