Mother quotes

“Mom, why don't you put on your shoes and come out of the cage? How many guys have said that to their mothers?”
Tom Hanks - David Basner

“Back, back, back. How fucking far back do you go? My mom and dad were divorced before I was two, and from that on my father was almost uninvolved in my life, and my mother much too involved. She wanted to make up for all her mistakes through me.”
Christina Ricci - Elizabeth

“I think being a good father is keeping the mother happy so she doesn't drive the kids crazy.”
John Travolta - James

“I could go over to your mama's, and light a small fire in her panties!”
Gary Busey - Drake Sabitch

“- Frank: My mother died before I was born.
- V: I don't think that's possible.
- Frank: Okay she had me first and then she died right after.”
Michael Patrick Carter - Frank
Melanie Griffith - V

“A girl's best friend is her mama.”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Iris King

“My dad is at the pharmacy and my mom is at the movies with her personal trainer.”
Sam Lerner - Chowder

- Donna Mildred Martin: The only advice my Mom ever gave me was, "Don't live in the same city as your parents".
- David Basner: What crappy advice. I can't get my parents to move.
Bess Armstrong - Donna Mildred Martin
Tom Hanks - David Basner

“I live with my mom because I choose to. She's the only woman I've ever trusted.”
Vince Vaughn - Eddie

“- Joe Kingman: You think you're right about everything, just like her!
- Peyton Kelly: What else?
- Joe Kingman: You scrunch your nose when you get angry, just like her!
- Peyton Kelly: Keep it coming!
- Joe Kingman: You're always working me with those big brown eyes... well actually it's really cute, but it doesn't matter. Because it's just...” (continue)(continue reading)

The Rock - Joe Kingman
Madison Pettis - Peyton Kelly

“- Kate Fuller: Daddy, what would momma say?
- Jacob Fuller: Momma's got nothin' to say. She's dead!”
Juliette Lewis - Kate Fuller
Harvey Keitel - Jacob Fuller

“I should have known you would risk your life to save that Gypsy witch, just as your own mother died trying to save you.”

Tony Jay - Frollo

“- Doris Mann: I was such an awful mother... what if you had a mother like Joan Crawford or Lana Turner?
- Suzanne Vale: These are the options? You, Joan or Lana?”
Shirley MacLaine - Doris Mann
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale

“- Devonia Peet: If you ask me, what these children need is a little discipline.
- Alice Newton: What these children need is their mother.”

Laurel Cronin - Devonia Peet
Bonnie Hunt - Alice Newton

My mother always said, "live on Fisher Island, get buried in Palm Beach. That way, you'll have the best of Florida".
Nathan Lane - Albert Goldman

“Are you positive your mother's a bitch?”

Loren Dean - Mumford

“- Dorothea: That's okay. You mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
- Robin Harris: Your mama's so dumb, they told her it was chilly outside, she went inside and got a bowl.”
Myra J. - Dorothea
Faizon Love - Robin Harris

“- Louis Booker: Sal won't kill you. He's married to your mother.
- Charlie Carbone: If Sal Maggio thinks I stole his money, he'll kill me in front of my mother and then make her clean it up.”
Anthony Anderson - Louis Booker
Jerry O'Connell - Charlie Carbone

“Sometimes I wish mother was here so I could send you back to her.”

Jeremy Irons - Esteban Trueba

“You don't know the power you have over me. One word from you, one look, and I'm four years old again.”

Tamlyn Tomita - Waverly

“She offered me her sleeve and told me to blow my nose into it. And I can remember, even as a little kid, thinking to myself, this is love... this is love.”

Zach Braff - Andrew Largeman

“She said that I was a mistake, and that he made her have me, and that she never wanted me.”

Britney Spears - Lucy

“Your mother's so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something!”
Jaime King - Heather Vandergeld

“Hell, Lowenstein! She made a schizophrenic! My mother should have raised cobras, not children!”
Nick Nolte - Tom Wingo

“- Harry Angel: What's your name?
- Epiphany Proudfoot: Epiphany Proudfoot.
- Harry Angel: Your mother left you a very beautiful name, Epiphany.
- Epiphany Proudfoot: Not much else.”
Mickey Rourke - Harry Angel
Lisa Bonet - Epiphany Proudfoot