Mother quotes

“- Melanie Parker: You're the most important thing in the world.
- Sammy Parker: No, I'm not. Your job is.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker
Alex D. Linz - Sammy Parker

“- Larry: Why did you kill my wife?
- Owen: I thought you wanted me to. That was the deal we made that night. You told me that hated your wife. You wished she was dead. I told you I hated my momma. I told you I wished she was dead. You told me to see that Hitchcock film about swapping murders. I figured I kill your wife and you kill my momma....” (continue)(continue reading)
Billy Crystal - Larry
Danny DeVito - Owen

“- John, 'MILF' Guy #2: [while looking at a picture of Stifler's mom] Dude that chick's a MILF!
- Justin, 'MILF' Guy #1: What to hell is that?
- John, 'MILF' Guy #2: M-I-L-F: Mom I'd Like to Fuck!
- Justin, 'MILF' Guy #1: Yeah dude! Yeah!”
John Cho - John, 'MILF' Guy #2
Justin Isfeld - Justin, 'MILF' Guy #1

“- Lt. Frank Drebin: She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.
- Ed Hocken: Frank, snap out of it! You're looking at her like she was your mother for Christ's sake!”

Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
George Kennedy - Ed Hocken

“Mothers don't lose daughters. Don't you remember? They gain sons.”
Teresa Wright - Charlie Newton

- Amber Atkins: Mom? Mom?
- Fireman: Whoa, whoa, whoa... you family?
- Loretta: No, she's just yelling "mom, mom" because she has Tourettes! She's Annette's kid dipshit.

Kirsten Dunst - Amber Atkins
Jeff Tatum - Fireman
Allison Janney - Loretta

“- Billy: You know what I told him? I told him that you died, that you were killed in a car wreck. That you were a tramp and we're better off without you. You're dead! Do you understand that? You're dead! The kid's got no mother!
- Annie: I am his mother.
- Billy: You're dead! He's got no mother!
- Annie: I'm here, I am his mother.”

Jon Voight - Billy
Faye Dunaway - Annie

“- Clifford Skridlow: No! No, I will not sell my own mother!
- Margaret Skridlow: Of course you wouldn't, dear. But it's a sweet thought.”

Dan Aykroyd - Clifford Skridlow
Nan Martin - Margaret Skridlow

“- Chris: You come back with gifts for us, Mom, do you think they can make up for what we've lost?
- Mother: Christopher, if you stop loving me...
- Chris: I haven't stopped loving you, Mom, I make myself keep loving you every day, despite what you do to us.”
Jeb Stuart Adams - Chris
Victoria Tennant - Mother

“- Skip Donahue: I should have told you in your office! My mother was a veterinarian! I can't have anything to do with the exploitation of animals, she'd turn over in her grave!
- Warden Walter Beatty: I don't believe you heard me correctly. This is very important to me!
- Skip Donahue: Important to you? My mother is watching over every step I...” (continue)(continue reading)

Gene Wilder - Skip Donahue
Barry Corbin - Warden Walter Beatty

“- Charles Remington: I'm a very considerate man. My mother taught me that. What the hell you laughing about? You don't think I'm considerate?
- Samuel: I don't believe you had a mother.”
Michael Douglas - Charles Remington
John Kani - Samuel

“All I want - all I have ever wanted - is the quiet of a private life, but, eh, my mother is determined to see me distinguished.”
Hugh Grant - Edward Ferrars

“- Rubin's Mother: Why don't you go out and make yourself a friend?
- Rubin Farr: No!
- Rubin's Mom: Yes!
- Rubin Farr: No!
- Rubin's Mom: Well then take out the trash.”
Anna Louise Daniels - Rubin's Mom
Crispin Glover - Rubin Farr

Oh my God. You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It's mother time, okay! Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear! "Something's wrong, Dr Dre! My coochie's doing a beatbox!".
Shawn Wayans - Kevin Copeland

“- Tarzan: No matter where I go, you will always be my mother.
- Kala: And you will always be in my heart.”
Tony Goldwyn - Tarzan
Glenn Close - Kala

“Mum's the word. The word is mum.”
Matthew Perry - Oscar Novak

“- Caroline Wolff Hansen: I love you.
- Tobias 'Toby' Wolff: I know that, mom. I've always known that.”
Ellen Barkin - Caroline
Leonardo DiCaprio - Toby

“I'm not gay. I just have to pretend to be gay for work.”

Matthew Perry - Oscar Novak

“- Newton's Mother: Newton! What are you doing up there?
- Newton: I'm up in my room with some friends, Mom!
- Hailey: I want to have your baby.”

David Cross - Newton
Colombe Jacobsen-Derstine - Hailey

I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. "Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga... what is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are".
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“- Shaun: Mum, he chased me around the garden with a bit of wood!
- Barbara: Well you did call him a you-know-what!
- Shaun: Oh what, did he tell you that?
- Barbara: Yes he did.
- Shaun: Motherfucker!
- Barbara: Shaun!
- Shaun: Sorry mother... mum!”
Simon Pegg - Shaun
Penelope Wilton - Barbara

“- Mrs. Devereaux: Trish, the chips are under the sink and there's soda in the fridge, and our number at the hotel is right by the phone.
- Trish: Okay, Mom, everything will be fine.”
Anna Patton - Mrs. Devereaux
Michelle Michaels - Trish

“- Maude Larrabee: David, you're like my own son.
- David Larrabee: I am your own son, Mother.
- Maude Larrabee: Exactly! Now, I endured twenty-one hours of hard labor to bring you into the world. The doctors begged me to take drugs, but I kept saying I wouldn't do anything to hurt my child. Well, I've changed my mind - you screw up with...” (continue)(continue reading)
Nancy Marchand - Maude Larrabee
Greg Kinnear - David Larrabee

“Psychologically, I married my mother.”
Martin Harvey Friedberg - Mort

“Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.”
Brandon Lee - Eric