Mother quotes

My mom's gonna kill me. I'm the first one to go to college in my family and when I left she said "Weensie, if you screw this up, I'll kill you". She showed me the knife.

Jerod Mixon - Weensie

“- Jedediah Tucker Ward: If your mother could hear you now.
- Maggie Ward: Well she can't, can she? She finally got out of here and wherever she is, she's gotta be much happier than she was with you.”
Gene Hackman - Jedediah Tucker Ward
Mary Elizabeth Mastantonio - Maggie Ward

“It ain't my job to know what's worse, Paul D. It's to know what's out there and to keep my children from it! Because I would rather know they're at peace in Heaven than living a hell here on Earth! So help me, Jesus!”
Oprah Winfrey - Sethe

Calvin Stanhope. But my mother used to call me "Slick".
Jeff Goldblum - Slick

“- Mary: Think soothing thoughts...rabid bats, black death, mummy's scorpion pie.
- Sanderson sisters: Mother.”
Kathy Najimy - Mary
Bette Midler - Winifred
Sarah Jessica Parker - Sarah

“- Linda: I don't know if I can go. My mom's on my case about my grades.
- Jeff: Mine too, but I'll be there!”

Brinke Stevens - Linda
David Millbern - Jeff

“- Snowbell: Didn't your mother warn you that you shouldn't go out into Central Park at night?
- Smokey: My mother was the reason you shouldn't go out into Central Park at night.”
Nathan Lane - Snowbell
Chazz Palminteri - Smokey

“It was my mother's. I had them size it down. She had really fat fingers.”

Bill Pullman - Walter

“Sometimes I thought my mother was smart and really beautiful. Other times I worried a nest of spiders was living in her hair and they were eating through her skull and chewing on her brain.”
Evan Rachel Wood - Harriet Frankovitz

“C'mon, George! We're starvin'! Where are those lovely scones your mother makes?”
Gary Bakewell - Paul McCartney

“- Nancy Drew: Ted, why did you have to have a sister?
- Ted Nickerson: Ask Ma!”
Bonita Granville - Nancy Drew
Frankie Thomas - Ted Nickerson

“- Leona Bloom: [CC is at the beach, telling her mother that she's left John] What do you mean, you left him? What happened? After only three years, you left him? Was it another woman?
- CC Bloom: [rolls eyes] It's not a soap opera, Leona. Everything with you is a soap opera.
- Leona Bloom: Tell me, honey. Go ahead. Get it off your chest.
- CC...” (continue)(continue reading)
Lainie Kazan - Leona Bloom
Bette Midler - CC Bloom

“- Grace Winterbourne: How did I ever raise such a snob?
- Bill Winterbourne: It's a mystery Mother... let's ask the servants.”
Shirley MacLaine - Grace Winterbourne
Brendan Fraser - Bill Winterbourne

“Mrs. Rosemont shouldn't say anything bad about my mother! She's in heaven 'cuz she's good!... Jesus doesn't take bad people.”
Marc Marut - Johnny McFarley

“- Bellocq: Her father unknown, and her mother deserted the child.
- Violet: My mother's name was Hildegarde. Hildegarde Marr. M-A-R-R.
- Priest: And she was Caucasian, or other?
- Violet: She was a whore, Father.”
Keith Carradine - Bellocq
Brooke Shields - Violet

“I guess a man's best friend is his mother.”
Ralph Bellamy - Daniel Leeson

“- Roarke Hartman: How come you're on his side?
- Gail Hartman: I'm not on anybody's side, I'm on everybody's side, I'm the mother.”
Joseph Mazzello - Roarke Hartman
Meryl Streep - Gail Hartman

“Don't be talkin' bout my momma!”
Todd Bosley - Jake Berman

“- Gilbert: Did you ever see a beached whale on television?
- Becky: Yeah.
- Gilbert: Yeah. That's her. That's my mom.
- Becky: [pauses] What about your dad?
- Gilbert: Uh, some other day. Some other day.”
Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape
Juliette Lewis - Becky

“- Davidson: If you come up with something interesting, well, shit happens. Unofficially.
- Jack Elgin: My son has just lost his mother! I think it's important that I stick around!
- Davidson: Maybe you owe them more than that.”
Jason Priestley - Davidson
Jeremy Irons - Jack Elgin

“Your Dad's kind of a sad guy, your brother's kinda missing that thing, that thing that having a mom gives you, it's a lonely house you got if you don't mind me saying.”
Natalie Portman - Marty

“When it comes to marriage, one man is as good as the next. And even the least accomodating is less trouble than a mother.”
Glenn Close - Marquise de Merteuil

“Why could not mother die? Dozens of people are dying all the time, thousands, so why not mother? And father too.”
Melanie Lynskey - Pauline Parker

“- Ki-Adi-Mundi: Your thoughts dwell on your mother.
- Anakin Skywalker: I miss her.
- Yoda: Afraid to lose her I think, hmm?
- Anakin Skywalker: What has that got to do with anything?
- Yoda: Everything! Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.”
Silas Carson - Ki-Adi-Mundi
Jake Lloyd - Anakin Skywalker
Frank Oz - Yoda

“Let's do this right. Let me freshen up so I'll feel a little more like a woman and less like a dead mommy.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker