Mother quotes

“- Dylan Piper: Why can't you find a more normal holiday to get hung up on? Like... Arbor Day! Trees are important too, you know.
- Marnie Piper: Halloween is cool, nature boy! It's ancient, it's strange, and, besides, Mom and Dad met on Halloween.
- Dylan Piper: Shhh! What're you doing? You know talking about Dad always bugs Mom out.”
Joey Zimmerman - Dylan Piper
Kimberly J. Brown - Marnie Piper

- Junior: Your mother's so poor I saw her kicking cans and I asked her what she was doing she said "moving".
- Walter: Your mother's so old she used to drive chariots to high school.
- Junior: Your mother's so fat when she fell over, broke her leg and gravy poured out.
- Walter: I told your mother to act her age and the bitch dropped dead.
Kadeem Hardison - Junior
John Marshall Jones - Walter

“You're allowed to say one mean thing to me a year. That'll do until you're 10.”

Shirley MacLaine - Aurora Greenway

“A mother and a daughter, what a terrible combination.”
Liv Ullmann - Eva

“I married Bob, for you! I had sex with Bob four times for you! So how can you call me a bad mother?”

Catherine O'Hara - Cindy Beugler

“- Gail Dwyer: Who is that, honey?
- Marty: It's, uh, my mother.
- Gail Dwyer: I thought she was dead!
- Marty: Yeah, I know, it's really weird!”
Joan Cusack - Gail Dwyer
Tom Arnold - Marty Dwyer

“- Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza: The killer's name is Antonio and he hates his mother.
- Jo Dee Fostar: Why?
- Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza: Maybe 'cause she's a pain in the ass! Did you ever think about that?”
Dom DeLuise - Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza
Billy Zane - Jo Dee Fostar

“- Dashiki: Now kids, what do we say to a man that Mommy just met?
- Kids: Are you my daddy?”
Tracey Cherelle Jones - Dashiki

“- Norman Bates: Are you really my mother?
- Mrs. Spool: The name Spool doesn't mean anything to you?
- Norman Bates: No. Should it?
- Mrs. Spool: It was Norma Bates' maiden name. The woman you thought was your mother was my sister.”
Anthony Perkins - Norman Bates
Claudia Bryar - Mrs. Emma Spool

“- Chris Cutter: She's okay, she's just tired.
- Brandon Foley: It's nice that you're lying to me but we both know she's shitface.
- Chris Cutter: Yeah, you'll take care of her?
- Brandon Foley: Got to, she's the only mom I've got.”
Paul Gross - Chris Cutter
Connor Price - Brandon Foley

“- Peter Pan: Don't have a mother.
- Wendy Darling: No wonder you were crying.
- Peter Pan: I wasn't crying about mothers. I was crying because I can't get this shadow to stick. And I wasn't crying.”
Jeremy Sumpter - Peter Pan
Rachel Hurd-Wood - Wendy Darling

“- Korean Mother : L to the I to the N to the G....Ling Ling, you forgot yo bling bling!
- Keecia: Mum, why do you always have to embarrass me like this?
- Korean Mother: I'm just tryna meet you half way Ling Ling. Nigga preese!?
- Keecia: Mum!
- Venetia & Sissy: If you don't want her, I'll have her. My mum don't go out buying me no bling...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jodi Long - Korean Mother
Maritza Murray - Keecia
Tia Mowry-Hardrict - Venetia
Tamera Mowry-Housley - Sissy

My mother ran in the bathroom, see my big brother sitting in the bathroom with a piece of shit in his hand in the tub, I was laying in the bottom of the water with blood gushing out my eye, G.I. Joe up my ass. My mother's like, "What the fuck going on in here?".
Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy

“What kind of mother would I be if I didn't give my girls tits... tips?”
Dustin Hoffman - Dorothy Michaels

“- Little Carrie: Momma says good girls don't get them.
- Estelle Horan: Your mom is such a hypocrite. She's like a C cup.
- Little Carrie: Momma said she was bad when she made me. She calls them dirty pillows.”

Jodelle Ferland - Little Carrie
Michaela Mann - Estelle Horan

“- Jamie's Mom: Who are you going to call if there's any problem?
- Jamie: 911, Mommy.
- Jamie's Mom: Oh, such a good girl!”
Brie Hill Arbaugh - Jamie's Mom
Elle Fanning - Jamie

“- Sanka Coffie: Tallulah! Hahaha! Tallulah! Sounds like a 2 dollar hooker! Where you come up with that?
- Junior Bevill: That's my mother's name.”
Doug E. Doug - Sanka Coffie
Rawle D. Lewis - Junior Bevil

“When you are of age, you are free to fuck up your own life. But until that time I'm afraid it's my job!”

Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio - Donna De Angelo

For a long time now, the women had wanted to give her daughter the single swan feather and tell her: "This feather may look worthless, but it comes from afar and carries with it all my good intentions”.
Ming-Na Wen - June

“- Nick Starkey: Frank, I got one thing to say to you, and it's hard but I gotta say it. And if you can accept it, a lot of other shit's gonna fall into place. Frank, mom loved me more than you. That's why I took the fall for you, Frank.
- Frank Starkey: I wish you'd just fucking die.”
Kevin Kline - Nick Starkey
Harvey Keitel - Frank Starkey

“You should've seen my mother. She was wonderful. Blonde, beautiful, intelligent, alcoholic. We used to drink milk together after school. Mine was homogenized. Hers was loaded. Once they picked her up for speeding. They clocked her doing 55. All right, but in our garage? And when they tested her... they found out that her alcohol had 2% blood.”
Robert De Niro - Rupert Pupkin

“- Paulo: It looks like I finally get to kill you after all.
- Gabriel Caine: Well, that's a distinct possibility. But I'd bet, I don't know, four dollars against an hour with your mother that it doesn't turn out that way.”
Michael DeLorenzo - Paulo
James Woods - Gabriel Caine

When they ask you a question, you try and answer, they tell you to shut up! "Day and night, night and day, work my fingers to the bone, for what?". "I don't...". "Shut up! And when I ask you a question, you keep your trap shut! Think I'm talking to hear myself talk? Answer me!".

Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“- Simms: Good afternoon, Mr. Dillon.
- Roy Dillon: Hi, Simms. What can I do for you?
- Simms: You have a visitor, Mr. Dillon. A very attractive young lady. She says she's your mother.”
Henry Jones - Simms
John Cusack - Roy Dillon

“- Dana Freeling: Mom! I'm going to dinner with Janice and Brian.
- Diane Freeling: Is your room all packed up?
- Dana Freeling: Everything but the bed!”
Dominique Dunne - Dana Freeling
JoBeth Williams - Diane Freeling