Musicians quotes

“- Lula Rogers: If is wasn't for me, you would probably still be singing in some run-down rat hole for a bunch of fat cowgirls from Iowa.
- Dusty Wyatt Chandler: Yeah, and if it wasn't for me, you would probably be a waitress there.”
Lesley Ann Warren - Lula Rogers
George Strait - Dusty Wyatt Chandler

“- Sugar Kane Kowalczyk: I come from this musical family. My mother is a piano teacher and my father was a conductor.
- Joe: Where did he conduct?
- Sugar Kane Kowalczyk: On the Baltimore & Ohio.”
Marilyn Monroe - Sugar Kane Kowalczyk
Tony Curtis - Joe

“The only thing I have of value, is this... Jimi Hendrix's tooth, there was a fight in a pub down Oxford Street, someone planked him, and I picked it up. I knew he was a genius even then.”

Stephen Rea - Tony Costello

“- Mark Avery: Hi, I'm Mark Avery, you know, I like to keep my pimp hands strong. You dig, Cracker? Ya feel me?
- Phil Weston: What does that mean?
- Mark Avery: I don't know, I heard it on a rap video once.”
Steven Anthony Lawrence - Mark Avery
Will Ferrell - Phil Weston

“- Leslie Giles: So, you play the violin?
- Sherlock Holmes: Only if worst comes to worst.”
Lysette Anthony - Leslie Giles
Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes

“- Penny Lane: You're too sweet for rock and roll.
- William Miller: Sweet? Where do you get off? Where do you get sweet? I am dark and mysterious, and pissed off! And I could be very dangerous to all of you! You should know that about me... I am the enemy!”
Kate Hudson - Penny Lane
Patrick Fugit - William Miller

“Jesus, what'd they do to Elvis? Cut his balls off, or something?”

Kevin Dillon - Rooney

“- Ren: You like Men at Work?
- Willard: Which man?
- Ren: Men at Work.
- Willard: Well where do they work?
- Ren: No, they don't, they're a music group.
- Willard: Well what do they call themselves?
- Ren: Oh no! What about the Police?
- Willard: What about 'em?
- Ren: You ever heard them?
- Willard: No, but I seen them.
- Ren: Where, in...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kevin Bacon - Ren
Chris Penn - Willard

“KISS is the biggest group in the world and we've got them.”
Carmine Caridi - Calvin Richards

“- Franklin Laszlo: Great tape. This is yours?
- Daniel Miller: Oh yeah, I got everything by the Screaming Idiots.
- Franklin Laszlo: This is the Ramones, actually, I haven't heard the Idiots yet, maybe you can turn me on to them.”

Tom Arnold - Franklin Laszlo
David Paymer - Daniel Miller

“- Mok: Let's talk about you. What did you think of my last album?
- Angel: I loved it!
- Omar: I bought it too; my gerbil uses it for a room divider.”
Susan Roman - Mok
Gregory Salata - Angel

“- Jimmy: You're the Eminem of the barber world now?
- Issac: Yeah. That's why they call me Slim Fadey.”
Sean Patrick Thomas - Jimmy
Troy Garity - Isaac

“- Mr. Teavee: Who wants a beard?
- Willy Wonka: Well, beatniks for one, folk singers, and motorbike riders. Y'know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats.”

Adam Godley - Mr. Teavee
Johnny Depp - Willy Wonka

“I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!”
John C. Reilly - Cal Naughton Jr.

“If you remember anything that I tell you, remember this: James Brown is the baddest motherfucker in show business.”
Dave Chappelle - Disco Cabbie

“In Jailhouse Rock he was everything rockabilly's about. I mean, he is rockabilly. Mean, surly, nasty, rude. In that movie he couldn't give a fuck about nothing except rockin' and rollin', living fast, dying young and leaving a good-looking corpse.”

Christian Slater - Clarence Worley

There are five basic types in every successful boyband: your rebel, your badboy:one. Your shy bashful type: two. Your reassuring older brother type: three. Your little guy, your dewey-eyed youngster: four, and five: your hearthrob, the one that holds it all together. He's the one with his eyes staring at you from the poster saying, "hold me,... (continue)(continue reading)
Alan Blumenfeld - Bob Buss

“May I start by saying how thrilled we are to have you here. We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll.”

Fred Willard - Colonel On Military Base

“- Mike Lafebb: So, you're an actress?
- Carrie aka Fontaine: Well, I'm an actress and a model.
- Mike Lafebb: Yeah? Done any movies?
- Carrie aka Fontaine: I'm not at the performance level just yet. I'm still developing my instrument.
- Mike Lafebb: Oh, so you're a musician too, huh?”
Casey Siemaszko - Mike Lafebb
Sheila Kelley - Carrie aka Fontaine

“It's like the Michael Bolton starter kit.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“Tubas are for fat guys with pimples.”
Terrence Howard - Louis Russ

Rock 'n' roll is a lifestyle and a way of thinking... and it's not about money and popularity. Although, some money would be nice. But it's a voice that says, "Here I am... and fuck you if you can't understand me". And one of these people is gonna save the world. And that means that rock 'n' roll can save the world... all of us together.
Jason Lee - Jeff Bebe

- David St. Hubbins: Can you play a bass line like Nigel used to on "Big Bottom"? Can you double that? You might recall the line's in fifths.
- Viv Savage: Oh yeah, I've got two hands here.
Michael McKean - David St. Hubbins
David Kaff - Viv Savage

“I think it's easy to throw my face on the TV, because in the end, I'm a poster boy for fear. Because I represent what everyone is afraid of, because I say and do whatever I want.”

Marilyn Manson - Himself

“You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy.”
Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews