Musicians quotes

“- Jeanne: I fell in love with him when I first heard him play piano.
- Paul: You mean the first time he got inside your knickers.
- Jeanne: He was a child prodigy, he was playing with both hands.
- Paul: I bet he was!”
Maria Schneider - Jeanne
Marlon Brando - Paul

“- Reporter: So, Izzy, how do you keep your voice in such fine shape?
- Chris 'Izzy' Cole: Well, my choir teacher gave me a lot of lessons...
- Kirk Cuddy: He eats a lot of pussy.
- Chris 'Izzy' Cole: Oh yeah, I eat a lot of pussy... tons.”
Mark Wahlberg - Chris 'Izzy' Cole
Dominic West - Kirk Cuddy

“I don't think you should take that job. Piano players are sexy, salesmen are uncles.”
Annabeth Gish - Tracy Stover

“- Sweet Sue: Didn't you girls say you went to a conservatory?
- Daphne: Yes. For a whole year.
- Sweet Sue: I thought you said three years.
- Josephine: We got time off, for good behavior.”
Joan Shawlee - Sweet Sue
Jack Lemmon - Daphne
Tony Curtis - Josephine

“Canadians are always dreaming up a lotta ways to ruin our lives. The metric system, for the love of God! Celsius! Neil Young!”
Brad Sullivan - Gus

“- Dr. Maggie Rice: Why do you wear the same clothes all the time? Why won't you give me your phone number? Are you married?
- Seth: No.
- Dr. Maggie Rice: Are you homeless?
- Seth: No.
- Dr. Maggie Rice: Are you a drummer?”
Meg Ryan - Dr. Maggie Rice
Nicolas Cage - Seth

“Chopin was emotional, but not mawkish. Feeling is very far from sentimentality, The preulde tells of pain, not reverie. It hurts, but he doesn't show it.”
Ingrid Bergman - Charlotte Andergast

“Somebody need to give that brother a shot of cognac or something cause for the past four years he bet classic.”
Omar J. Dorsey - James

“- Abner Devereaux: Armageddon is coming to this park tonight.
- Cat Man: We don't work with a second act, Deveroux, besides, Armageddon is a lame group.”
Anthony Zerbe - Abner Devereaux
Peter Criss - Cat Man

“- Ruby: I copped that Who's Next album. I was thinkin' about you.
- Richie: Its great, right. Fuckin', those guys are like the godfathers of punk. You know that? You know that song, Baba O'Riley? Its my favorite song. You know who wrote that?
- Ruby: Engelbert Humperdick? What? You don't think I know? Come on, I know. Pete Townsend.
- Richie:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jennifer Esposito - Ruby
Adrien Brody - Richie

“- Joey 'The Lips' Fagan: Look, I know you're hurting now, but in time you'll realize what you've achieved.
- Jimmy Rabbitte: I've achieved nothing!
- Joey 'The Lips' Fagan: You're missing the point. The success of the band was irrelevant - you raised their expectations of life, you lifted their horizons. Sure we could have been famous and made...” (continue)(continue reading)
Johnny Murphy - Joey 'The Lips' Fagan
Robert Arkins - Jimmy Rabbitte

“I want a complete catalog of Bob Marley. I'm talkin' about everything - all the records. And I want live concerts, everything, alright?”
Saul Rubinek - Steve Kirsch

“This group is hotter than hot. They've sold more records in Sweden than Abba.”

Don Cornelius - Mo Fuzz

“Dixie was in a music band called The Beatles. Only they didn't know.”
Jeremy Davies - Tom Tom

“- Klaus Voormann: I liked your show. You had fun.
- John Lennon: Fun? You call that fun?
- Klaus Voormann: What do you call it?
- John Lennon: I call it three days and nights without sleep. I call it too long between drinks. I call it dying for a piss. I call it hard fuckin' day's night.”

Kai Wiesinger - Klaus Voormann
Ian Hart - John Lennon

“Ludwig Von Beethoven taught Carl Czerny, who taught Leschetizky, who taught Schnabel, who taught Renaldi, who taught me. And now the sixth pianist in a direct line from Beethoven is standing here staring at me in her Jordan Marsh mix-and-match.”
Lee Remick - Greta Vandemann

“- Phil: I love the band - we all do - but there's other things in life, you know, that's more important.
- Danny: Not in mine there isn't.”
Stephen Tompkinson - Phil
Pete Postlethwaite - Danny

“- John Lennon: You don't say much, do you?
- Pete Best: Drummers don't talk. You must have noticed that. Just might as well be deaf and dumb, drummers. When was the last time you heard a drummer say anything? See? You know why, don't you? I'll tell you why. 'Cause nobody ever fuckin' listens.”
Ian Hart - John Lennon
Scot Williams - Pete Best

“I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis.”
Christian Slater - Clarence Worley

“How does an average guy like me become the number one lover-man in his particular postal district? He's grumpy, he's broke, he hangs out with the musical moron twins.”
John Cusack - Rob Gordon

“It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

Everybody's born knowing all the Beatles lyrics instinctively. They're passed into the fetus subconsciously along with all the amniotic stuff. Fact, they should be called "The Fetals".
John Hannah - James

“- Cooper: Hulse, I want you to put a special mike on him tonight, one that isolates everything he plays from the rest of the orchestra. Carson, you link it into the GBLX 1000 computer.
- Maddy: The GBLX?
- Cooper: Yeah. That thing'll break any code.
- Maddy: But that's in control of our entire missile defense system!”

Dabney Coleman - Cooper
Lori Singer - Maddy

In the immortal words of "The Doors": "The time to hesitate is through".
Rory Cochrane - Lucas

“We're better than anyone, aren't we? Except for The Eagles; The Eagles are better than us.”

Sid Vicious - The Gimmick