Name quotes

“You have a beautiful name. Peen-a-lop.”

Steve Lemme - Juan

- Roy Raja: My name is Roy Rahmataj.
- Barney: Hey, mind if we call you Roy Raja? Haha!
- Roy Raja: You may call me "Lion of Kashmir".
- Barney: And you may call me "The Boner of East L.A.".
Andy Bumatai - Roy Raja
Paul Rodriguez - Barney Benar

- Jeff Dunham: So, uh, Bubba J., what does the J stand for?
- Bubba J.: Uh, my last name is Junior.
- Jeff Dunham: Oh. Well, it's a good thing they didn't name you "Junior".
- Bubba J.: Yeah, that'd be dumb. Junior Junior. [laughs] That's my brother's name.
Jeff Dunham - Himself
Jeff Dunham - Bubba J.

- Vann: "Casper"? Like the ghost?
- Casper: "Casper" like shit. That's not my name. My name's Laurie.
- Vann: Laurie, that's a nice name.
- Casper: Laurie. Four vowels and two consonants. That's rare, you know? Almost all the vowels: a, e, i, u. The only one I don't have is an "o". So if your name was Tony, you'd be perfect. What is your name?

Owen Wilson - Vann
Sheryl Crow - Casper

“It's funny, cause I think I can even remember being born. For the first two weeks of my life I didn't even have a name. Dede couldn't make up her mind. She finally decided on Fred. She said that she had never heard of a little kid named Fred before.”
Adam Hann-Byrd - Fred Tate

“- Jocelyn: Better a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick.
- Wat: It's called a lance. Hello?”
Shannyn Sossamon - Jocelyn
Alan Tudyk - Wat

“- Interrogation Sergeant: What's your name? Come on. What's your name? Do you have a name? Do you have a police record? Where are you from?
- John Ryder: Disneyland.”
Armin Shimerman - Interrogation Sergeant
Rutger Hauer - John Ryder

“- Sammael: Just say my name. I love you like a brother, I taught you everything you know. I can hear it in your thoughts, say it. Say it!
- Gabriel: Michael.”
Dwaine Stevenson - Sammael
Andy Whitfield - Gabriel

- Diesel 10: Listen up, you two! I got a job for you, Splodge!
- Splatter: Uh... actually it's "Splatter".
- Dodge: And "Dodge".
- Diesel 10: I ain't got time to say both names!
Neil Crone - Diesel 10
Neil Crone - Splatter
Kevin Frank - Dodge

“- Judge Boshoff: Why do you people call yourselves black? You look more brown than black.
- Steve Biko: Why do you call yourselves white? You look more pink than white.”
Michael Turner - Judge Boshoff
Denzel Washington - Steve Biko

“- Calogero (Age 17): Calogero.
- Sonny: That's a long name. Don't you have a nickname?
- Calogero (Age 17): No.
- Sonny: What do your friends call you?
- Calogero (Age 17): Calogero.
- Sonny: That makes sense.”
Francis Capra - Calogero (Age 9)
Chazz Palminteri - Sonny

“- President Andrew Shepherd: When we're out of the office, and alone, you can call me Andy.
- A.J. MacInerney: I beg your pardon, sir?
- President Andrew Shepherd: You were the best man at my wedding, for crying out loud. Call me Andy.
- A.J. MacInerney: Whatever you say, Mr. President.”
Michael Douglas - President Andrew Shepherd
Martin Sheen - A.J. MacInerney

“- Paul Barlow: I'm Paul Barlow. This is my daughter, Jo.
- Malone: Malone.
- Jo Barlow: You got a first name?
- Malone: Yeah.”
Scott Wilson - Paul Barlow
Burt Reynolds - Malone
Cynthia Gibb - Jo Barlow

“- Clifford Daniels: I love you, Uncle Martin.
- Martin Daniels: And I love you too, Clinton.
- Clifford Daniels: Clifford.”
Martin Hayter Short - Clifford Daniels
Charles Grodin - Martin Daniels

“- George Schneider: Is it Jugens or Yurgens?
- Jennie MacLaine: Neither, it's MacClaine, Jennifer MacClaine.
- George Schneider: No, that's wrong.
- Jennie MacLaine: I could show you my Driver's License.”
James Caan - George Schneider
Marsha Mason - Jennie MacLaine

“- Thomas Ince: Can I be frank with you?
- W. R. Hearst: You can be whoever you like.”
Cary Elwes - Thomas Ince
Edward Herrmann - W.R. Hearst

“- George Webber: By what name are you known, sir?
- Donald: Donald. Don, to my friends and paying customers.
- George Webber: In that case, I'll have another double Don. Double Don, God, that's going to be difficult to say by the shank of the evening. Better make that one a single.”
Dudley Moore - George Webber
Brian Dennehy - Donald

“- Jimmy: You're the Eminem of the barber world now?
- Issac: Yeah. That's why they call me Slim Fadey.”
Sean Patrick Thomas - Jimmy
Troy Garity - Isaac

“- Jenny Curran: His name's Forrest.
- Forrest Gump: Like me.
- Jenny Curran: I named him after his daddy.
- Forrest Gump: He got a daddy named Forrest, too?
- Jenny Curran: You're his daddy, Forrest.”
Robin Wright - Jenny Curran
Tom Hanks - Forrest Gump

“My name is Frank Couzo. To you, I am either Coach, or Mr Couzo. Starting tommorow, you are mine for the next three months. That means no women, no alcohol, no drugs. You will eat, sleep and shit competition.”
James Earl Jones - Frank Couzo

“- Snake Plissken: You always were smart, Harold.
- Brain: Just one thing, right now... don't call me Harold!”

Kurt Russell - Snake Plissken
Harry Dean Stanton - Brain

- Yoyo: That's a fucked up name to be namin' your kid! Helmet! See, 'cause in English, a helmet would be like, you know, like something you would wear on your head, you know? You a... a helmet! Ha ha ha! In English, that would be like callin' your kid "Lampshade" or some shit like that: 'Hey, Lampshade! Come here and clean up your room!'.
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Giancarlo Esposito - YoYo
Armin Mueller-Stahl - Helmut Grokenberger

“- Bors: Dagonet, she wants to get married and give the children names.
- Tristan: Women! The children already have names, don't they?
- Bors: Just Gilly. It's too much trouble so we gave the rest of them numbers.
- Lancelot: That's interesting. I thought you couldn't count.”
Ray Winstone - Bors
Mads Mikkelsen - Tristan
Ioan Gruffudd - Lancelot

“- George Peters: Dorothy, in the first place I want you to know that what happened last night was the most beautiful, wonderful, crazy thing that's ever happened to me and I'll never forget it or you.
- Doris: Doris.
- George Peters: What?
- Doris: My name is Doris.
- George Peters: Your name is Doris?
- Doris: Yes.
- George Peters: But, I've...” (continue)(continue reading)
Alan Alda - George Peters
Ellen Burstyn - Doris

“I'd like to thank Karen from Money magazine for this wonderful award. It's…oh, what is it, Lauren, is it Karen or Kathy?”
Linda Hamilton - Rachel Wando