Name quotes

“- Elizabeth Swann: Will, how many times must I ask you to call me Elizabeth?
- Will Turner: At least once more, Miss Swann, as always.”
Keira Knightley - Elizabeth Swann
Orlando Bloom - Will Turner

“- Cliff Moore: Well, what's the matter? You afraid?
- Ed Jackson: So, you're afraid! Maybe they better change the name of your outfit from the Black Legion to the Yellow Legion.”
Joe Sawyer - Cliff Moore
Dick Foran - Ed Jackson

“- Rainey: So you're a leather now.
- Christopher McCandless: I'm a leather?
- Jan: Yeah, a leather tramp. That's what they call the ones that hoof it, go on foot.”
Brian H. Dierker - Rainey
Emile Hirsch - Christopher McCandless
Catherine Keener - Jan

“- Larry: Hey teeny, how does that sound?
- Jedediah: I... I don't like it. It hurts my feelings.
- Larry: Okay, well Gigantor makes me feel like some sort of freak.”
Ben Stiller - Larry Daley
Owen Wilson - Jedediah

- Daphne: What's your name?
- Rocks: They call me "No".
- Daphne: Silly, that's not your name. That's what they say when you're bad.
Diane Keaton - Daphne
Danny DeVito - Rocks

“You know that I actually met a girl by the name of Moo Goo Gai Pan? That was her last name. Her first name was Freida. Freida Moo Goo Gai Pan. She was half-Jewish, half-Chinese. A lot of people called her the Ori-Yenta.”
Walter Matthau - Lou Mozell

“What name were you given at birth, stupid white man?”
Gary Farmer - Nobody

“- Andie: [thrusts herself onto Ben] Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?
- Ben: Who's Princess Sophia?
- [Andie points at his crotch]
- Ben: Nah-nah-nah, nah! Whoa, whoa, you're kidding me, right? Princess Sophia?
- Andie: Little, big, little, big? I don't know. We will find out!
- Ben: Alright listen, you can't name my... my member...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry

- Kirk Lazarus: It's simple as pie man: you plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes you say "Hey! baby, you and me's goin' on a date, that's the end of the story". What's her name?
- Alpa Chino - Hot LZ: ... Lance.
- Kirk Lazarus: You say 'Listen here, Lance'... Lance? What the fuck did I just hear? Lance?
Robert Downey Jr. - Kirk Lazarus
Brandon T. Jackson - Alpa Chino - Hot LZ

“My name is Carbone, which means skinny white boy with a gun.”
Jerry O'Connell - Charlie Carbone

You just don't get the nickname "Lucky Larry". You gotta be lucky.
Kevin Dillon - Lucky Larry

“- Brianna: Excuse me. My name's Brianna Wallace, as in the Wallace department store Wallace. What's your name?
- Jordan: Jordan Landers, as in the Landers hardware store Landers.
- Brianna: A sense of humour. Cute.”
Megan Fox - Brianna
Ben Easter - Jordan

It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ and my brother, Russell, thought that his name was Dammit. "Dammit, will you stop all that noise?", and, "Jesus Christ, sit down!". One day, I'm out playing in the rain, and my father yelled, "Dammit will you get back in here!". I said, ... (continue)(continue reading)
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“- Jocelyn: Your name makes no matter to me, so long as I may call you my own.
- William Thatcher: Oh, but I am your own, Jocelyn.”
Heath Ledger - Jocelyn
Shannyn Sossamon - William Thatcher

“You ever let your dog lick your name?”

Allen Covert - Fred Wolf

“- Jedediah: No problemo, Gigantor.
- Larry: Um, my name's Larry, first of all okay, Jed? See, I call you Jed, I don't call you tiny, right?
- Jedediah: What's that supposed to mean?”
Owen Wilson - Jedediah
Ben Stiller - Larry Daley

“- John Smith: You have the most unusual names here. Chechomony, Kuyukanhoic, Pocahontas.
- Pocahontas: You have a most unusual name too. John Smith.”
Mel Gibson - John Smith
Irene Bedard - Pocahontas

“- Darcy Elliot Bobrucz: How could you name our baby Theodosia?
- Stan Bobrucz: We needed a name for a the birth certificate, I asked you what you wanted!
- Darcy Elliot Bobrucz: It sounds like a greek fishing boat, or a crater on the moon or something!”
Molly Ringwald - Darcy Elliot Bobrucz
Randall Batinkoff - Stan Bobrucz

“- Nadia: My name is Sophia.
- John: Sophia. Hello, Sophia. Mine's still John.
- Nadia: Hello, John.”

Nicole Kidman - Sophia, alias Nadia
Ben Chaplin - John

“- D.J.: Why do keep calling this car Ocho? Ocho means eight. Can't you read the numbers?
- Paco: Sure I can read the numbers. Five and three are eight. Anyone knows that.”
Charles Martin Smith - D.J.
Joaquin Garay III - Paco

“- Night Club Manager: What'd you say the name of your band was called?
- Glam: Mondo Diarrhea.
- Slam: Alien Vomit.”
Gino Dentie - Night Club Manager
Dustin Nguyen - Glam
Angelo Tiffe - Slam

“My parents were Hungarian immigrants. They took the name MacIntyre 'cause they thought it sounded more American!”
Peter Riegert - Mac

“- Harry Dunne: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu.
- Mary Swanson: Really? That's weird.
- Harry Dunne: Yeah, we called it a Bullshit.”
Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne
Lauren Holly - Mary Swanson

My name is Dashiki. That's Swahili for "doggy-style".
Tracey Cherelle Jones - Dashiki

“Marcie Dahlgren-Frost. Dahlgren is my maiden name, Frost is my married name. I'm single again, but I never bothered to remove the frost. And I get compliments on the hyphen.”
Laurie Metcalf - Marcie Dahlgren-Frost