Name quotes

- Blaine Bingham: Did you know that Chicago means, "the smell of wild onions"?
- John L. Sullivan IV: Did you New York just means, "New York"?
Christopher Reeve - Blaine Bingham
Burt Reynolds - John L. Sullivan IV

- Skeeter Bronson: Why do you call him "Bugsy?".
- Patrick: Because of his eyes.
- Skeeter Bronson: Well let's see his eyes. [sees Bugsy's huge eyes and screams] Wow! Those eyes would be big on a cow!

Adam Sandler - Skeeter Bronson
Jonathan Morgan Heit - Patrick

“- Muddy Grimmes: What are your names?
- Butt-head: Butt-head.
- Beavis: I'm Beavis.
- Muddy Grimmes: Well, that's all right. I'd rather not know your real names, anyway. Mine's Muddy.”

Bruce Willis - Muddy Grimes
Mike Judge - Butt-Head
Mike Judge - Beavis

“- Paul Dreyfus: We're picking up some activity around Dante's Peak.
- Harry Dalton: This is a joke right? Dante's Peak?”
Charles Hallahan - Paul Dreyfus
Pierce Brosnan - Harry Dalton

- Ace Ventura: Did you just refer to me as "White Devil"?
- Ouda: This how they know you.
- Ace Ventura: Leave that part out from now on.

Jim Carrey - Ace Venura
Maynard Eziashi - Ouda

- Seth: Gimme that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
- Evan: What? One name? One name? Who are you? Seal?

Jonah Hill - Seth
Michael Cera - Evan

- Valentine: What did you say your name was?
- Helena: Helena.
- Valentine: Helena. Helen. Helen-nun-nuh... it's a bit drab, isn't it? You know, you should think about changing that. Go for something with a bit of dignity and style, mixed with a bit of romance. Something like... "Valentine".
- Helena: Why? What's your name?
- Valentine: Valentine.
Jason Barry - Valentine
Stephanie Leonidas - Helena

“Couscous: the food's so nice they named it twice.”
Seth Rogen - Dale Denton

“- Wayne Campbell: Hey, Tiny, who's playing today?
- Tiny: Jolly Green Giants and the Shitty Beetles.
- Wayne Campbell: Shitty Beetles? Are they any good?
- Tiny: They suck.
- Wayne Campbell: Then it's not just a clever name.”
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell
Meat Loaf - Tiny

“- Interviewer: What's the difference between Orgazmo and your previous porn titles, like Schindler's Fist?
- Maxxx Orbison: I really think history will describe Orgazmo better than I possibly could.”
Ben Patrick Johnson - Interviewer
Michael Dean Jacobs - Maxxx Orbison

“- Mike: Did I ever tell you my name? My name is Mike.
- Margaret Ford: Glad to meet you.
- Mike: Well, I'm glad to meet you, too.
- Margaret Ford: I have a proposition for you.
- Mike: And what's your name?”
Joe Mantegna - Mike
Lindsay Crouse - Margaret Ford

“- Miles Massey: Attila the Hun. Ivan the Terrible. Henry the Eighth. What do they have in common?
- Wrigley: Middle name?”
George Clooney - Miles
Paul Adelstein - Wrigley

“We're the band. You'll be happy to know we keep our clothes on. On drums, Mr. Pete Best! On guitar, Mr. Paul McCartney. On bass, recently arrived from the dark side of the moon, Mr. Stuart Sutcliffe. And on guitar, Mr. George Harrison. He's only just on solid food. My name is Lennon, John Winston Lennon. My parents named me after Churchill, John...” (continue)(continue reading)

Ian Hart - John Lennon

“- Princess Vespa: Who are you?
- Barf: Barf!
- Dot Matrix: Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes!”
Daphne Zuniga - Princess Vespa
John Candy - Barf
Lorene Yarnell Jansson - Dot Matrix

“I had to have it engraved, because I could never remember your name.”

Woody Allen - Nick

“Do you know I used to know a surfer named Lance? His name was No Pants Lance.”
Ralph Wilcox - Felix

“- Nelson Fox: Perfect. Keep those West-Side liberal nuts, psudo-intellectuals...
- Joe Fox: Readers, Dad. They're called readers.
- Nelson Fox: Don't do that, son. Don't romanticize them.”
Dabney Coleman - Nelson Fox
Tom Hanks - Joe Fox

“I love gold! The look of it! The smell of it! The taste of it! The texture! I love gold so much that I lost my genitalia in an unfortunate smelting accident. Hence the name... Goldmember.”
Mike Myers - Goldmember

“- Ben: The one night that we even thought about.. getting close to having sex. She up and decides she's going to nickname my...
- Michelle: Penis.
- Ben: Princess Sophia! You wanna talk about shooting a man's horse!
- Andie: I thought it was a beautiful name.
- Michelle: Hmm, I see, Benjamin. And when was it that you first realised that you were...” (continue)(continue reading)
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry
Kathryn Hahn - Michelle Rueben
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson

“- Gus Gorman: Hey, man!
- Lorelei: That's his last name. He likes to be called Superman.”

Richard Pryor - Gus Gorman
Pamela Stephenson - Lorelei

“My name is Schmidt, but I changed it to Smith. That's what I got against these guys more than anything else. They make me ashamed of the name I was born with.”

William Bendix - Gus Smith

“- Lorraine: Hi Mike, I'm Lorraine.
- Mike: Like the quiche.
- Lorraine: Like the quiche? That's a really original joke.”
Heather Graham - Lorraine
Jon Favreau - Mike

“I think it's lovely having flowers named after you.”
Greer Garson - Mrs. Miniver

“- Sam Francisco: This is my son, Richard. He's four years old. We named him after your former president, Richard Nixon.
- Matthew Sykes: George, from now on, tell people that you named him after the director Richard Burton. Just trust me on this.”

Mandy Patinkin - Sam Francisco
James Caan - Matthew Sykes

- Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol: So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Just as I'm about to kiss her, she looks at me and she says, "What's your name?".
- Marc: Gogol Ganguli.
- Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol: End of seduction 101.
Kal Penn - Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol
Justin Rosini - Marc