Name quotes

“I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh?”
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie

“- Dr. Evil: Any ways, the key to this plan is the giant laser. It was invented by the noted Cambridge physicist Dr. Parsons. Therefore, we shall call it the Alan Parsons Project.
- Scott: Oh, my God.
- Dr. Evil: What now?
- Scott: The Alan Parsons Project is a progressive rock band in 1982. Why don't you just name it 'Operation Wang-Chung'?...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil
Seth Green - Scott Evil

“- Rashad: What kind of name is New New, anyway?
- New New: I'm New New cause I always rock the new, new shit. Thank you.”
T.I. - Rashad
Lauren London - New New

“You dumped me for someone named fucking Hellboy? What the hell is the matter with you?”
Ryan Dunn - Ry

“I'm Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets.”
Joe Pesci - Leo Getz

“- Ellison: Thomas Ellison, sir. Pressed into service. I've got a wife, a baby!
- Bligh: I asked your name, not the history of your misfortunes.”

Eddie Quillan - Ellison
Charles Laughton - Bligh

“My name is Francesco Dellamorte. Weird name, isn't it? Francis Of Death. Saint Francis Of Death. I often thought of having it changed. André Dellamorte would be nicer, for example.”
Rupert Everett - Francesco Dellamorte

- Mimi-Siku: Choose a name.
- Karen Kempster: Choose for me.
- Mimi-Siku: Ukume.
- Karen Kempster: What does it mean?
- Mimi-Siku: It means: "Sound of rain on river water".
- Karen Kempster: Ukume. It's pretty.

Sam Huntington - Mimi-Siku
Leelee Sobieski - Karen Kempster

“- Drix: Special Agent Drixobenzometaphedrimine... Drixenol! The brand that eases your coughs and sneezes. Warning - do not exceed recommended dosage. If symptoms persist, consult a physician. May cause drowsiness. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery. Pregnant women should not handle broken tablets.
- Osmosis Jones: Wow! I'm feeling better...” (continue)(continue reading)
David Hyde Pierce - Drix
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones

“- Nathanial: I love sitting up here, looking at those bright, twinkly things in the sky, I forget their technical name.
- Trina: Stars.
- Nathanial: Whatever.”
Chris Elliott - Nathanial Mayweather
Melora Walters - Trina

“- Tom Ludlow: What do they call you?
- Quicks: They call me fucking Quicks.
- Tom Ludlow: Quicks? Not quick enough.”
Keanu Reeves - Tom Ludlow
Noel Gugliemi - Quicks

- Edna: You look just like my son-in-law.
- Peter McGowan: I am your son-in-law, Edna.
- Edna: My son-in-law's name is Peter.
- Peter McGowan: No. I said your name was Edna. My name is Peter.
- Edna: You just said your name was Edna... Edna's a funny name for a man. Been teased over the years?
- Peter McGowan: Mercilessly. "Pete".
Lynn Redgrave - Edna
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Peter McGowan

- Lt. Daniel Kaffee: This your signature?
- Lance Cpl. Harold W. Dawson: Yes, sir.
- Lt. Daniel Kaffee: You don't have to call me "sir". Is this your signature?
- Pfc. Louden Downey: Sir, yes, sir.
- Lt. Daniel Kaffee: You certainly don't need to do it twice in one sentence.

Tom Cruise - Lt. Daniel Kaffee
Wolfgang Bodison - Lance Cpl. Harold W. Dawson
James Marshall - Pfc. Louden Downey

“- Arlene: [about the nametags she's made for the high school reunion] I had the yearbook pictures put on so everybody knows who everybody was!
- Martin Q. Blank: A special torture!”
Audrey Kissel - Arlene
John Cusack - Martin Q. Blank

“- Miss East: So let's see Mr. West, are you a spy of some sort or just a handsome cowboy? Who likes to poke around?
- James West: I believe I'm that second one.
- Miss East: East and West, never the twain shall meet.”
Bai Ling - Miss East
Will Smith - James West

“- Detective Eric Box: Hi, I'm detective Box.
- Arthur James Elmer: Unusual name...
- Detective Eric Box: Well, it wasn't up to me.”
Billy Burke - Detective Eric Box
Jesse Tyler Ferguson - Arthur James Elmer

“- Andy Dufresne: [referring to Fat Ass] What was his name?
- Heywood: What did you say?
- Andy Dufresne: I was just wondering if anybody knew his name.
- Heywood: Fuck do you care, new fish? Doesn't fuckin' matter what his name was. He's dead.”
Tim Robbins - Andy Dufresne
William Sadler - Heywood

“- Cass Lake: Cass Lake.
- Ryan Harrison: No, Ryan Harrison. You're mixing me up with some woman.”
Melinda McGraw - Cass Lake
Leslie William Nielsen - Ryan Harrison

- Luce: What's your name, anyway?
- H: Everyone calls me 'H'. They tell me it's short for Henrietta, but it's not. It's short for Jesus "H" Christ. That's what my mummy said when she found out she was pregnant with me.
Lena Headey - Luce
Boo Jackson - H

“- Paul Denton: Oh, Jesus, Richard is that you?
- Richard: It's Dick. And yes.”
Ian Somerhalder - Paul Denton
Russell Sams - Richard

“- Mr. Kil: I'm Mr. Kil.
- James Bond: Now there's a name to die for.”
Lawrence Makoare - Mr. Kil
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“You know what your problem is? Your problem is you're so full of piping hot crap the mention of your name draws flies.”

Jeffrey Wright - Belize

“What's in a name? A rose by any other name would wither and die.”
Peter O'Toole - Alan Swann

“- Korben Dallas: What's your name?
- Leeloo: Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat.
- Korben Dallas: Good. That... that whole thing's your name, huh? Do you have, uh... a shorter name?
- Leeloo: Leeloo.”
Bruce Willis - Korben Dallas
Milla Jovovich - Leeloo

“- Orlov: Salt.
- Evelyn Salt: Yes?
- Orlov: The name of the agent is Evelyn Salt.
- Evelyn Salt: My name is Evelyn Salt.
- Orlov: Then you are a Russian spy.”

Daniel Olbrychski - Orlov
Angelina Jolie - Evelyn Salt