Name quotes

“It's just this thing I do to remember people's names.
[in a frog voice]
Natalie.”
Anna Faris - Shelley Darlingson

“- Maude Salinger: Come on, Gorilla, kill that son of a bitch!
- Rob Salinger: Gorilla Muldoon, is your father?
- Maude Salinger: That's not his real name.”

Amy Irving - Maude Salinger
Dudley Moore - Rob Salinger

“- Himmel Shank: Cocteau.
- Pestario 'Pest' Vargas: Coc-teau? Like the French playwright?
- Himmel Shank: Nein... after my two favorite body parts.”
Edoardo Ballerini - Himmel Shank
John Leguizamo - Pestario 'Pest' Vargas

“You want to know how California got it's name? It's not named after some explorer, or king. Nope. Someone made the name up - a writer. He just pulled it out of his imagination in the 16th century, in Spain. He made up this place where there was unlimited gold, and pearls, and beautiful fierce women who wore gold armor, and rode wild beasts. And...” (continue)(continue reading)
Evan Rachel Wood - Miranda

“I arrested a man-lady who was legally named Phuck.”
Bill Hader - Officer Slater

“- Mrs. Finsecker: Barbra Streisand didn't change her name.
- Doris: I don't want to talk about it any more!
- Mrs. Finsecker: Well, I'll call you Doris, like I always have.
- Doris: Well, I won't answer!
- Mrs. Finsecker: It's a perfectly good name!
- Doris: Yeah, for a perfectly good person. A skinny, boring, nondescript, perfectly good person.”
Tresa Hughes - Mrs. Finsecker
Maureen Teefy - Doris

“- Dr. Emma Russell: What is your name?
- Simon Templar: I don't have a name.
- Dr. Emma Russell: Sad. Will you have a name when we get home?
- Simon Templar: I don't have a home.”
Elisabeth Shue - Dr. Emma Russell
Val Kilmer - Simon Templar

“- Cat Ballou: Mrs. Parker didn't introduce us, I'm Catherine Ballou.
- Jed: I'm drunk as a skunk.”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Cat Ballou
Dwayne Hickman - Jed

“- Eddie Burton: All clear on the western front, Guy.
- Dave Shilling: No names, Eddie!
- Eddie Burton: Sorry, Dave.”

Michael Jibson - Eddie Burton
Daniel Mays - Dave Shilling

Erica. It sounds just like "Erotica". Suits her too. The girl's a walking wet dream.
Joshua Schaefer - Peter

“My name is Bond, James Bond.”

Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“- Aubrey: What's your name?
- Fat Amy: Fat Amy.
- Aubrey: You call yourself Fat Amy?
- Fat Amy: Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back.”
Anna Camp - Aubrey
Rebel Wilson - Fat Amy

“- Cathy Weaver: He named his dog after Ronald Reagan.
- Al Sanders: Well, he ain't all bad.”
Debra Winger - Cathy Weaver
Albert Hall - Al Sanders

“- Dorothy Michaels: Ron? I have a name it's Dorothy. It's not Tootsie or Toots or Sweetie or Honey or Doll.
- Ron: Oh, Christ.
- Dorothy Michaels: No, just Dorothy. Alan's always Alan, Tom's always Tom and John's always John. I have a name too. It's Dorothy, capital D-O-R-O-T-H-Y.”
Dustin Hoffman - Dorothy Michaels
Dabney Coleman - Ron

“- Ted Crawford: My dick has evidence.
- Judge Robinson: Excuse me?
- Ted Crawford: My dick... my private investigator. I call him Dick.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Ted Crawford
Fiona Shaw - Judge Robinson

You know, we always called each other goodfellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, "you're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a good fella. He's one of us". You understand? We were goodfellas. Wiseguys.
Ray Liotta - Henry Hill

“- Jewel: You look like me!
- Blu: Oh, hi. Hi. My name is Blu. You know, like the cheese with the mold on it, that smells really bad.”
Anne Hathaway - Jewel
Jesse Eisenberg - Blu

“You've heard of Frank Lloyd Wright? This is Frank Lloyd Wrong.”
William Tepper - Paul

“I'm not gay myself, but if I were gay, I would certainly be proud to choose a life partner like Gay Focker. And that's his actual name.”
Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes

- Mr. White: This "Oneders", with the O-N-E, it doesn't work. It's confusing. From now on, you boys'll just be... simply "The Wonders".
- Lenny Haise: As in, I wonder what happened to the "O'Needers"?
Tom Hanks - Mr. White
Steve Zahn - Lenny Haise

“- Corinne Burns: Corinne's not my name.
- Harley Dennis: What is it?
- Corinne Burns: It's Third Degree Burns.”
Peter Donat - Corinne Burns
Diane Lane - Harley Dennis

Do you know how many lakes are probably called Crystal Lake? It's like Crystal Geyser, Crystal Water. Go to a supermarket. Every single bottled water is named "Crystal" something.
Ben Feldman - Richie

“I've called every contact I have from Paris to Bangkok. This is the only thing I could dig up. He ran some kind of secret science unit outside of Berlin before the start of World War I. Something called Unit 11. It's been more than 30 years since anyone has spoken his name. Until today.”

Gwyneth Paltrow - Polly Perkins

“We have no names, man. No names. We are nameless!”
Matthew Lillard - Cereal

“- Isabel Fuentes: Alex, this is Chuy.
- Alex Whitman: Chuy, hi. I'm Luke Skywalker.”
Salma Hayek - Isabel Fuentes Whitman
Matthew Perry - Alex Whitman