Name quotes

- Miss Ungermeyer: What's your name?
- David “Gordo” Gordon: David Gordan.
- Miss Ungermeyer: David Gordan. I think that's Italian for “sneaky little brown noser with a hidden agenda”.
Alex Borstein - Miss Ungermeyer
Adam Lamberg - David “Gordo” Gordon

- Helen Caperelli: Mike...
- Mike Wallace: Mike? "Mike"! Try "Mr. Wallace". We work in the same corporation doesn't mean we work in the same profession.
Gina Gershon - Helen Caperelli
Christopher Plummer - Mike Wallace

“- Madeline: Morning, Lord Cucuface!
- Lord Covington: What did you call me?”
Hatty Jones - Madeline
Nigel Hawthorne - Lord Covington

“My name is Thomas Moore. I was named after a Saint who died for his faith.”
Val Kilmer - Simon Templar

“How would you like to go through life with the name Cooper Banks-Mackenzie? The kid's gonna sound like a law firm.”
Kieran Culkin - Matty Banks

- Cousin Avi: Should I call you "Bullet"? Tooth?
- Bullet-Tooth Tony: You can call me "Susan" if it makes you happy.
Dennis Farina - Cousin Avi
Vinnie Jones - Bullet-Tooth Tony

“- Angela McCourt: I was thinking of calling him Alphonsius.
- Middle Frank: Alphonsius? That's a stupid name!”
Emily Watson - Angela McCourt
Ciaran Owens - Middle Frank

“- Harry Dunne: How many days are in April?
- Lloyd Christmas: 30 days have September, all the rest I can't remember!
- Harry Dunne: Must be 31 because nothing rhymes with August...
- Lloyd Christmas: Nah I think it's 32 Harry. April's a leap month.”
Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne
Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas

“- Natalia: They sent a top agent. He was good. Very smooth. And very tough. Almost as tough as you, Sergei.
- Krokov: And his name? Surely, when you were finding out how tough and how smooth he was, you found out his name?
- Natalia: He called himself Condorman.”
Barbara Carrera - Natalia
Oliver Reed - Krokov

“- Prince Cornelius: Thumbelina... it's a lovely name.
- Thumbelina: Thank you.
- Prince Cornelius: I'm Cornelius.
- Thumbelina: C... Cornelius. Well, that's a funny name! Oh! I mean, I mean it's perfect.”
Gary Imhoff - Prince Cornelius
Jodi Benson - Thumbelina

- Matron Mama Morton: You'll be staying on E-block. "Murderess Row" we like to call it.
- Roxie Hart: Oh... is that nicer?

Queen Latifah - Matron Mama Morton
Renee Zellweger - Roxie Hart

“- Melissa: He spoke to me!
- Girl #2: He called you Connie!
- Melissa: So?
- Girl #2: Your name is Melissa!”
Ashlee Levitch - Melissa
Vanessa Lee Chester - Girl #2

- Ishmael: Whatcha doin', Mr. Munson?
- Roy: Flossin'.
- Ishmael: Flossin? Where the hell did I get "Munson"?
- Roy: The name's Munson, what I'm doin' is flossin'.
Randy Quaid - Ishmael
Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson

“- Maxwell Smart: I'm a secret agent. And I am here on a very important mission, Edith. May I call you Edith?
- Edith Von Secondberg: I'd like that. Particularly since that's my name. You'll find I answer a lot faster to it than I would if you called me Marion.
- Maxwell Smart: I'm going to level with you, Marion... May I call you Marion?”
Don Adams - Maxwell Smart
Rhonda Fleming - Edith Von Secondberg

“- Jesus Shuttlesworth: I hate my name. What kind of name is Jesus anyway?
- Jake Shuttlesworth: It's biblical.”
Ray Allen - Jesus Shuttlesworth
Denzel Washington - Jake Shuttlesworth

“They call me Harry. Or Detective Boyd. Or the over-bearing one the other cops can't stand. Depends on who you talk to, I guess.”
Michael Paré - Harry

“- John Smith: Does your boss have a first name?
- Lucy Kolinski: Only in the bedroom.”
Bruce Willis - John Smith
Alexandra Powers - Lucy Kolinski

“- Andrew Kempster: What kind of dumb name is Mimi Siku?
- Jan Kempster: Don't be rude. He probably thinks Andrew is a dumb name.
- Andrew Kempster: So do I.”
Frankie J. Galasso - Andrew Kempster
Valerie Mahaffey - Jan Kempster

“You'd better think of something to name him 'cause when I come home and he's destroyed my house, I wanna know what to call him.”

Charles Grodin - George Newton

“- Karen Bentley: My name's Karen Bentley. I can't tell you any more.
- Larry Haines: My name's Larry Haines. There's no more to tell.”
Madeleine Carroll - Karen Bentley
Bob Hope - Larry Haines

“- Naomi: Mike.
- Mike O'Donnell: Nyomi.
- Naomi: Nay-omi.
- Mike O'Donnell: I don't care.”
Nicole Sullivan - Naomi
Zac Efron - Mike O'Donnell

“I realise now that it is too late, that honor does not live in the name. It comes from what you carry in your heart.”
Hilary Swank - Jeanne St. Remy de Valois

“- David Clark: Who the fuck is Pablo Chacon?
- Brad Gurdlinger: I am. Yo soy Pablo Chacon. You don't get a lot of respect from the Mexicans when your name is Brad Gurdlinger, right?”
Jason Sudeikis - David Clark
Ed Helms - Brad Gurdlinger

“- Cop: Hellboy?
- Ry: Picture a guy named Hellboy... and that's what he looks like.”
Tony Hawk - Cop
Ryan Dunn - Ry

- Mabel Stanley: Roger I love it.
- Frederic: No, Frederic without a "k".
- Mabel Stanley: Mabel, also without a "k". God, we have so much in common.
Kristy McNichol - Mabel Stanley