Name quotes

- Mary Horowitz: There's over a million Stevens with a "V" in the country. It's much more popular than the "PH" way. Twice as popular, in fact. I think it was the the Brits who prefer their PH's.
- Steve: [in British accent] Yeah. Not as much as their fish and chips.
Sandra Bullock - Mary Horowitz
Bradley Cooper - Steve

They don't even want to call it "Hell's Kitchen" no more. Renamed it "Clinton".
Gary Leonard Oldman - Jackie Flannery

“- Mike: Boo? What's Boo?
- Sulley: That's... what I decided to call her. Is there a problem?
- Mike: Sulley, you're not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it.”
Billy Crystal - Mike
John Goodman - Sullivan

“I never should have lent my name to this fiasco!”

Hermione Gingold - Elizabeth Rennick

“- Charlie Cowell: Don't believe I caught your name.
- Harold Hill: Don't believe I dropped it.”
Harry Hickox - Charlie Cowell
Robert Preston - Harold Hill

- Baker: Joseph P. Brenner. What's the "P" stand for?
- Joseph P. Brenner: Pussy.

Ed Lauter - Baker
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Joseph P. Brenner

- Uncle Fester Addams: Dementia! What a beautiful name!
- Dementia: It means "insanity".
- Uncle Fester Addams: My name is Fester. It means "to rot".
Chris Lloyd - Uncle Fester
Carol Hankins - Dementia

“They say you replace every molecule in your body every seven years. I changed my name eight years ago. No more Thelma Sneeder.”
Mädchen Amick - Lena

“- Narrator: It wasn't until I was 10 years old that I asked my grandfather about the man with the longest and most enigmatic name of all.
- Grandfather: The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill but Came Down a Mountain? Now there's a long name for you. And a long story. You are not going to forget, are you? For this is a story... an epic story. Yes, epic.”
Nicholas McGaughey - Narrator
Jack Walters - Grandfather

“Cellophane. Mr. Cellophane shoulda been my name, Mr. Cellophane, 'cause you can look right through me, walk right by me and never know I'm there.”
John C. Reilly - Amos Hart

- Jake - voice: My name is Zunar J 5 Slash 9 Doric 4 7.
- Frank: Uh, Z-Zunar...
- Jake - voice: Let's just stick with "Jake", okay?
Ronnie Schell - Jake - voice
Ken Berry - Frank

“- Sophia Simone: Hi, I'm Sophia.
- Demille Bly: That's your problem.”
Estella Warren - Sophia Simone
Robert Sean Leonard - Demille Bly

“Franck Banks… has sort of a continental ring to it.”

Steve Martin - George Banks

“Naming a baby is an act of poetry, for many people the only creative moment of their lives.”
Richard Charles Hastings Eyre

“- Randy: Sandy, want some candy?
- Sandy: Some candy'd be dandy.
- Randy: Candy, want some candy?
- Candy: No candy for me, Randy.
- Andy: Come on, Candy, have some candy.
- Candy: I said no candy, Andy.”
Marc McClure - Randy
Debralee Scott - Sandy
Carol Kane - Candy
Miles Chapin - Andy

“- Ivan Checkov: I am Ivan Checkov, and you will be closing now.
- Murphy: Checkov? Well, this here's McCoy. We find a Spock, we got us an away team.”

Scott Griffith - Ivan Checkov
Norman Reedus - Murphy MacManus

“- Indiana Jones: Willie, Willie, Willie. What kind of a name is that? Is it short for something?
- Willie: Willie is my professional name, Indiana.
- Short Round: Hey, lady! You call him Dr. Jones!
- Indiana Jones: My professional name.”
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones
Kate Capshaw - Willie Scott
Jonathan Ke Quan - Short Round

Woman always mess up my last name. I was with a girl the other night and she kept calling me "Getoff". She was like, "Getoff! Getoff!". I'm like, "no, it's Denoff. Denoff". She says, "No, you're fat and you're heavy. Get off!".
Russell Peters - Max Denoff

- Lynn Faulkner: How on earth did you get 'Juvenal'?
- Juvenal: Well, when you go into the order, you pick three names. I liked Raphael, or Anthony. They showed me a list, said "pick something else" I said "um, I guess Juvenal".

Bridget Fonda - Lynn Faulkner
Skeet Ulrich - Juvenal

“- Luigi: Let's go!
- Brooklyn Girls: Who are you?
- Luigi: Luigi Mario. What, you got a problem with that?”
John Leguizamo - Luigi Mario

“- Mickey Bergman: OK, you want to wrap it up? Or you want to just stand around here, try to guess my real name?
- Joe Moore: What is your real name?
- Mickey Bergman: Rumpelstiltskin.
- Joe Moore: What was it before you changed it?”
Danny DeVito - Mickey Bergman
Gene Hackman - Joe Moore

“Allow me to break the ice: my name is Freeze. Learn it well, for it's the chilling sound of your doom.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Mr. Freeze

“I don't know how to pronounce it: Miró. I don't know why, but I just adore it. The feeling it gives. I know that sounds terribly vague.”

Julianne Moore - Cathy Whitaker

“- Evan: [examining the fake ID] Hawaii. All right, that's good. That's hard to trace, I guess. Wait... you changed your name to... McLovin?
- Fogell: Yeah.
- Evan: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?”
Michael Cera - Evan
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Fogell

“Penis is the name. Doctor Thesius Lyndon Penis. I accept all major credit cards.”
Michael Richards - Lacrobat