Name quotes

- Grigori Rasputin: He disclosed to me the child's true name. Would you like to know it?
- Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm: I already know what to call him. I call him "son".

Karel Roden - Grigori Rasputin
Sir John Hurt - Trevor "Broom" Bruttenholm

- Claire Keesey: Did you say your name was Jim or Gem?
- James Coughlin: Well, huh, it's kinda both. The teacher's use to always say, "here take this one. He's a gem".
Rebecca Hall - Claire Keesey
Jeremy Renner - James Coughlin

“I've got it! His real name is Arty-Morti!”

Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes

“You'd be doing me a favor if you called me Wyatt or Earp, but not both.”
Kevin Costner - Wyatt Earp

“- The Cat: Here she is, the Super Luxurious Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger, or S-L-O-W for short.
- Sally: S-L-O-W?
- The Cat: Yeah, S.L.O.W. It's better than the last thing we had: Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter.”

Mike Myers - The Cat
Dakota Fanning - Sally

- Victor Melling: Why is New Jersey called "The Garden State"?
- Gracie Hart: Because it's too hard to fit "Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State" on a license plate?
Sir Michael Caine - Victor Melling
Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart

“Does your name ever shrink because you go in cold waters?”

Allen Covert - Fred Wolf

“- Carter: Who are you?
- Master Yu: Yu.
- Carter: No, not me. You.”
Chris Tucker - Carter
Henry O - Master Yu

- Kurt Buckman: Are you a businessman?
- Dean 'MF' Jones: Yeah. Motherfucker Jones.
- Dale Arbus: Your first name is... Motherfucker?
- Dean 'MF' Jones: Not "motherfucker". "Motherfuckah". White people say "-er", Negroes say "fuck-ah". You say "er", I say "ah".
Jason Sudeikis - Kurt Buckman
Jamie Foxx - Dean 'MF' Jones
Charlie Day - Dale Arbus

“- Lisa Reisert: Is it Jack for short?
- Jackson Rippner: No. I haven't gone by Jack since I was ten years old.
- Jackson Rippner: Last name's Rippner.
- Lisa Reisert: Jack Rippner. Jack the... That wasn't very nice of your parents.
- Jackson Rippner: That's what I told them. Before I killed them.”
Rachel McAdams - Lisa Reisert
Cillian Murphy - Jackson Rippner

“Highly sexed young men living on farms are always called Seth or Reuben.”
Kate Beckinsale - Flora Poste

“- Army Doctor: Chevotarevich, is that a Russian name?
- Nick: No, it's an American name.”
Christopher Walken - Nick

“- Robin Harris: Excuse me, Miss. I didn't catch your name.
- Jamika: I didn't throw it.”
Faizon Love - Robin Harris
Vanessa Bell Calloway - Jamika

There were no “F” names in the Bible so Ma named him “Frankincense” because he smelled so sweet.
Matt Mattox - Caleb Pontipee

“- Sookie: What kind of name is 'Igby'?
- Igby: The kind of name that someone named 'Sookie' is in no position to question.”
Claire Danes - Sookie
Kieran Culkin - Igby

“- Sergeant JT Sanborn: Welcome to Bravo Company. Welcome to Camp Victory.
- Staff Sergeant William James: Ah, Camp Victory? I thought this was Camp Liberty.
- Sergeant JT Sanborn: Ah, no, they changed that about a week ago. 'Victory' sound' better.”
Anthony Mackie - Sergeant JT Sanborn
Jeremy Renner - Staff Sergeant William James

“- Chad: There's only one captain of this love boat. That captain is me. The Chad.
- Natalie Cook: The Chad. Chad, captain of the love boat...
- Chad: [correcting Natalie Cook] The Chad.
- Natalie Cook: We're kind of in a hurry.”
Tom Greening - Chad
Cameron Diaz - Natalie Cook

- Walter "Gib" Gibson: Elliot? You're gonna name the kid Elliot? No, you can't name the kid Elliot. Elliot is a fat kid with glasses who eats paste. You're not gonna name the kid Elliot. You gotta give him a real name. Give him a name. Like Nick.
- Alison Bradbury: Nick?
- Walter "Gib" Gibson: Yeah, Nick. Nick's a real name. Nick's your buddy.... (continue)(continue reading)
John Cusack - Walter "Gib" Gibson
Daphne Zuniga - Alison Bradbury

“- Whitaker: I'm gonna start calling you Twins. Do you know why?
- Twins: Sir, because I carry the weight of two normal people.
- Whitaker: You're smart too, so you can realize that if your fat ass doesn't make it up that obstacle, your fat ass will be separated!”
McCaleb Burnett - Whitaker
Vicellous Shannon - Twins

“As the story goes, the girls begin accepting poultry in trade: one bird, one lay. And that's how the place got its name: The Chicken Ranch!”
Burt Reynolds - Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd

“I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.”
Tim Meadows - Mr. Duvall

“- Karl Westover: My name is Karl Albert Westover...
- Barbarosa: You been shit outtta luck ever since you was born, ain't you, boy?”
Gary Busey - Karl Westover
Willie Nelson - Barbarosa

“- Charles: Could you imagine living with a man named Ox?
- Susan: Yes, if she's happy.
- Charles: She's not happy.
- Susan: Are you happy?
- Charles: What's happy?”
John Heard - Charles
Tarah Nutter - Susan

“- Ernest Menville: Do you know what they call someone who sticks by their word no matter what? At the cost of all else? Do you know?
- Helen Sharp: No.
- Ernest Menville: An idiot.”
Bruce Willis - Ernest Menville
Goldie Hawn - Helen Sharp

“My name's Crawl and I'm the RA. And you are? No wait, don't tell me. Sally? Jessie? Raphael?”
Pauly Shore - Crawl