Name quotes

“- Freddy Krueger: Time to start all over again.
- Maggie Burroughs: But this isn't Springwood.
- Freddy Krueger: Every town has an Elm Street!”
Robert Englund - Freddy Krueger
Lisa Zane - Maggie Burroughs

“- Trinity: My name's Trinity.
- Neo: The Trinity? Who cracked the IRS d-base?
- Trinity: That was a long time ago.
- Neo: Jesus…
- Trinity: What?
- Neo: I just thought... you were a guy.
- Trinity: Most guys do.”
Carrie-Anne Moss - Trinity
Keanu Reeves - Neo

“- Jay: Well, this is fate! She's divorced, we don't want to redo the cabinets, and you need a wife. What do they call it when everything intersects?
- Sam Baldwin: The Bermuda Triangle.”
Rob Reiner - Jay
Tom Hanks - Sam Baldwin

“- Bart: I'm the captain of the crew team, Jermaine.
- Jamal King: The name's Jamal, and I'll fuck yo' crew up! Who are dey?”
Chris Elwood - Bart
Redman - Jamal King

“I'm thumping! That's why they call me Thumper!”
Peter Behn - Young Thumper

“Why the hell are two grown men still calling themselves Joe Dick and Billy Tallent? When they gave themselves those names they were 16... 17. The question is, when do they stop using them? Forty? Fifty? Sixty? You wonder if they remember their real names. Joe Mulgrew. Bill Boisy. Then there's Pipe... can't even remember his real name. I used to...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Pyper-Ferguson - John Oxenberger

“- Maxxx Orbison: They're the Assfuck Twins.
- Joe Young: Couldn't I call them the Naughty Twins or something?
- Maxxx Orbison: No, you couldn't just call them the Naughty Twins. They're the Assfuck Twins. Why would you call them The Naughty Twins when they get fucked in the ass all the time?”

Michael Dean Jacobs - Maxxx Orbison
Trey Parker - Joe Young

- Ike: Just call me Ike.
- Hash: Hash.
- Ike: Not now, man. Maybe after dinner.
- Hash: No. My name is Hash. It's easier to say than "El Hashid Amir Junior".
- Ike: It's easier to smoke too.
Wendell Brown - Ike
Tommy Citera - Hash

“I forgot the other boy. Oh, what's his name? Oh, well, God bless What's-his-name.”

Julie Andrews - Maria

“- Kelly Scott: The lake is so black and still.
- Sheriff Hank Keough: Yeah, we wanted to call it Lake Placid, but someone said that name was taken.”
Bridget Fonda - Kelly Scott
Brendan Gleeson - Sheriff Hank Keough

“Call me F.G.M. I hate excess verbiage.”
Judith Kahan - The Fairy Godmother

“- Cantrell: Sergeant Cantrell.
- Shemp: How do you spell that?
- Cantrell: Correctly.”
Keith David - Sgt. Cantrell
Bruce Campbell - Wedding Shemp

Earl Kemp Long. Some people call me "unkempt" Long.
Paul Newman - Gov. Earl K. Long

They might as well call it "whitejack"!

Bernie Mac - Frank Catton

“Everyone in my family names their son Stanley, 'cause it's Yelnats backwards. It's this little tradition.”

Shia LaBeouf - Stanley

“- Brett: I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got yours, Vincent, right? But I didn't get yours...
- Jules Winnfield: My name's Pitt. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit.”
Frank Whaley - Brett
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield

“- Weird Al: Hi. My name is Allen, and I'll be your waiter this afternoon.
- Enid: Hi, Al.
- Rebecca: Can we call you 'Weird Al'?
- Weird Al: I'd imagine so.”
Ezra Buzzington - Weird Al
Thora Birch - Enid
Scarlett Johansson - Rebecca

“- Dick Hallorann: Mrs. Torrance, your husband introduced you as Winifred. Now, are you a Winnie or a Freddy?
- Wendy Torrance: I'm a Wendy.
- Dick Hallorann: Oh. That's nice. That's the prettiest.”
Scatman Crothers - Hallorann
Shelley Duvall - Wendy Torrance

“- Count Adhemar: And you are?
- William Thatcher: Well, I am, um.
- Count Adhemar: You've forgotten, or your name is Sir Um?
- William Thatcher: Ulrich von Lichtenstein from Gelderland.
- Count Adhemar: Well, I'd forget as well, what a mouthful.”
Rufus Sewell - Count Adhemar
Shannyn Sossamon - William Thatcher

“- Oobedoob Benubi: I am Oobedoob Benubi. I have the silliest name in the galaxy.
- Loke Groundrunner: What's your middle-name?
- Oobedoob Benubi: Scooby-Dooby.
- Loke Groundrunner: Oobedoob Scooby-Dooby Benubi?
- Oobedoob Benubi: One and the same.”
Rob Paulsen - Oobedoob Benubi
Steve Oedekerk - Loke Groundrunner

“- Sundance Kid: Longabaugh. Harry Longabaugh.
- Butch Cassidy: That's not an outlaw name. You don't have an outlaw face, either. You better do something about that.
- Sundance Kid: Yeah, like what?
- Butch Cassidy: I don't know. Get yourself a nice scar or grow a mustache.”
William Katt - Sundance Kid
Tom Berenger - Butch Cassidy

“- Charlie: Well, we can't be calling you Milky if your comin' with us, so what's your name?
- Whitey: Casper, but my friends call me Whitey.
- Charlie: Uh, okay.”

Jim Carrey - Charlie
Michael Bowman - Whitey

- UN Delegate: So, Mr. Evil...
- Dr. Evil: It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister", thank you very much.
John Michael - UN Delegate
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“- Boy in Police Station: What's your name?
- Jeanie Bueller: It's Jean, but most guys call me Shauna.
- Boy in Police Station: Okay, Jean.”
Charlie Sheen - Boy in Police Station
Jennifer Grey - Jeanie Bueller

“- Serge: Donny, run and tell Miss Summers that, uh, Mister Achmed Foley is here to see her.
- Axel Foley: No, Axel Foley. Axel.
- Serge: Achnell? Achwell.
- Axel Foley: Axel.
- Serge: Foley is here to see her, he's an old acquaintance.”

Bronson Pinchot - Serge
Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley