Name quotes

“- Grubach: Kafka. Kafka, Kafka... Is that your real name?
- Kafka: Yes. W-why shouldn't it be?”
Armin Mueller-Stahl - Grubach
Jeremy Irons - Kafka

“- Bart: What's your name?
- Jim: Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim.”
Cleavon Little - Bart
Gene Wilder - Jim

Calvin Stanhope. But my mother used to call me "Slick".
Jeff Goldblum - Slick

“- Howard T. Duck: What is this place?
- Beverly Switzler: Cleveland?
- Howard T. Duck: Cleveland? That's a perfect name for this weird planet!
- Beverly Switzler: You don't know the name of the planet? The planet's called Earth, I think. And I'm obviously in some weird nightmare.
- Howard T. Duck: Your nightmare... or mine?”
Chip Zien - Howard T. Duck
Lea Thompson - Beverly Switzler

“- Lou Peckinpaugh: Don't call me for three days, and when you do, use your real name. By the way, what is it?
- Mrs. Montenegro: Mary Jones. I swear it, Lou.
- Lou Peckinpaugh: Well, change it. It sounds phony.”
Peter Falk - Lou Peckinpaugh
Madeline Kahn - Mrs. Montenegro

“- Popeye: None of that baby talk around me son. Me son is gonna be a man infink, not a baby infink. Come to poppa, me little Swee'Pea. You're me little Swee'Pea.
- Olive Oyl: Swee'Pea? You're bats.
- Popeye: I found him in Sweethaven, that's why he is me Swee'Pea. I am calling him Swee'Pea and that is his name. Ain't that the truth?
- Olive Oyl:...” (continue)(continue reading)

Robin Williams - Popeye
Shelley Duvall - Olive Oyl

- Jack Cates: Hey, I can read a police file, shit-head. Quit calling me "Jack".
- Reggie Hammond: It's just an expression, all right? I don't mean nothin' by it.
- Jack Cates: I don't give a damn. It happens to be my name.
- Reggie Hammond: What the hell you complainin' for? At least nobody callin' you "shit-head".
Nick Nolte - Jack Cates
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond

Our name is called "The Dead Rabbits" to remind all of our suffering, and as a call to those who suffer still to join our ranks. However far they may have strayed from our common home across the sea. For with great numbers must come great strength in the salvation of our people.
Leonardo DiCaprio - Amsterdam Vallon

“- Isabel Kelly: Why don't we name the puppy?
- Anna Harrison: I know: Isabel.
- Isabel: I beg your pardon?
- Anna Harrison: Well, it kind of smells like you, and I'm allergic to you too, so it fits perfectly.”
Julia Roberts - Isabel Kelly
Jena Malone - Anna Harrison

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or... His Dudeness, or, uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

Jeff Bridges - The Dude

- Mark: Call me "Mark", will you? 'Cause I'm gonna keep calling you Sidney.
- Sidney: I'll call you "Mark" when you catch the killer, Detective.
Patrick Dempsey - Detective Mark Kincaid
Neve Campbell - Sidney Prescott

“- Deathstalker: What do you want?
- Thane: Your name.”
Rick Hill - Deathstalker

“- Ray Elwood: So how come they assigned you here?
- Pfc. Brian Knoll: I put in for it. My fiancée is here on base, so we arranged for a transfer together.
- Ray Elwood: Oh, how sweet. Who's she?
- Pfc. Brian Knoll: Margolis, Carol-Anne. Private First Class.
- Ray Elwood: You call her by her last name? What do you do, salute in bed?”
Gabriel Mann - Pfc. Brian Knoll
Joaquin Phoenix - Ray Elwood

“- Harold: Tell them what your name is.
- Razors: Razors.
- Harold: Or as the youth of today call him, the human spirograph.”
Bob Hoskins - Harold
P.H. Moriarty - Razors

“- Policeman: Date and place of birth?
- Willi Hitler: Er, Berlin February 22, 1944
- Policeman: Christian name?
- Willi Hitler: Wilhelm.
- Policeman: Father's name?
- Willi Hitler: Adolf.
- Policeman: Family name?
- Willi Hitler: Hitler.”
Bud Cort - Willi Hitler

I'll never forget an exclusive interview in which Swamptown revealed that he calls his hockey stick the "Big Tomahawk" and he usually refers to the opposing players as "the little scalps".
Andrew Duncan - Jim Carr

- Joe Cooper: Hey pigfucker, can I call you "pigfucker"?
- Doug Remer: No, only my friends can call me "pigfucker".
Trey Parker - Joe Cooper
Matt Stone - Doug Remer

"Oh Captain, my Captain". Who knows where that comes from? Anybody? Not a clue? It's from a poem by Walt Whitman about Mr. Abraham Lincoln. Now in this class you can either call me Mr. Keating, or if you're slightly more daring, "Oh Captain, my Captain".
Robin Williams - John Keating

“- Hank: You had enough? You've learned your lesson about jumping rope in the street and using dirty language?
- Jump Rope Girl: I'm gonna tell my daddy on you, Charlie!
- Hank: Wrong answer! And the name's Hank, fuckface. Learn it!”

Jim Carrey - Hank
Heather Hodder - Jump Rope Girl

“- Jane Wine: What did you say your name was?
- Olaf: Olaf. I'm Swedish.
- Jane Wine: Oh, come on. Are you really Swedish?
- Olaf: No, not quite. My father's Finnish, and my mother's Russian.
- Jane Wine: I could tell...”

Charlene Tilton - Jane Wine
Bubba Smith - Olaf

“- Highway: What's your name, Marine?
- Lance Corporal Fragatti: Lance Corporal Fragatti, Gunny.
- Highway: [takes off Fragatti's sunglasses and steps on them] Well, you shouldn't litter Fag-eddi. It's ecologically unsound.”

Clint Eastwood - Highway
Vincent Irizarry - Fragetti

“- Tweeter: Say I'm stupid and I'm about to get hit in the nuts.
- Billy Bob: That's funny.
- Tweeter: Ain't it funny? That's what I mean. See they need to change the name of the show to America's funniest shots in the nuts.”
Scott Caan - Tweeter
Ron Lester - Billy Bob

- Apollo Creed: Can he swim?
- Paulie: With a name like "Rock"!

Carl Weathers - Apollo Creed
Burt Young - Paulie

“Hans! Oh ho! A fine Christian name. Hans Christian Andersen! What are you, Catholic?”
Bruce Dern - Mark Rumsfield

- Natasha "Nat" Binder: What kind of a name is Chance?
- Chance Boudreaux: Well, my momma took one...
Yancy Butler - Natasha "Nat" Binder
Jean-Claude Van Damme - Chance Boudreaux