Name quotes

“Ladies, may I present the reason we have opened to your our home: our birthday boy, Monsieur Jose Marco Filipo Juan Franloco Lopez de Vega Esteban Machado Jorge Santiago de la Rocha Gaspar Carlos de Fuentes Coruna Diego et Sevilla! Of course, his friends call him Pepito.”

Arturo Venegas - Mr. Spanish Ambassador

“- Princess Evie: I'm Evie.
- Deathstalker: Deathstalker.
- Princess Evie: Deathstalker? Is that your first name or your last name?”
Monique Gabrielle - Princess Evie
John Terlesky - Deathstalker

- James Earl: Detective Harry Ball?
- Detective Harry Ball: Who the hell is this?
- James Earl: Just call me "Deep Throat".
- Detective Harry Ball: You expect me to swallow that?

Lee Arenberg - James Earl
Brion James - Detective Harry Ball

“Anybody make a move and I'll fill 'em full of lead, or my name ain't Calamity Jane!”
Catherine O'Hara - Calamity Jane

“- William Thatcher: Your name lady, I still need to hear it.
- Jocelyn: Sir hunter, you persist.
- William Thatcher: Or perhaps angels have no names, only beautiful faces.”
Heath Ledger - William Thatcher
Shannyn Sossamon - Jocelyn

“- Dr. Webster: Well, I think the first thing we can do is get a name for you, and I think you should pick it. Now, can you think of a name that you'd like to be your name? What?
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Judy Finkel.
- Dr. Webster: Well, Judy Finkel is a nice name...
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Thank you.
- Dr. Webster: ...but...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Skerritt - Dr. Webster
Allan Katz - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga

“- Natalia: Harry, who are you?
- Harry Oslo: Huh?
- Natalia: Woody is Condorman, I am Laser Lady! Who are you?
- Harry Oslo: How'd ya find out?
- Natalia: The children here read comic books, too.
- Harry Oslo: Let's take a walk.”

Barbara Carrera - Natalia
James Hampton - Harry Oslo

“The more scribbled the name, the bigger the fame.”
Robert De Niro - Rupert Pupkin

- Tai: Cher, you're a virgin?
- Cher: You say that like it's a bad thing.
- Dionne: Besides, the PC term is "hymenally challenged".
Brittany Murphy - Tai
Alicia Silverstone - Cher
Stacey Dash - Dionne

“You sneaky little bastards aren't getting doodly-shit from me, except maybe my name, rank, and Social Security number: Wood, Hollis P., Lumberjack, Social Security 106-43-2185.”
Slim Pickens - Hollis P. Wood

“It's a dog, he doesn't have preferences! You could call him Ding-Dong Head and he wouldn't know the difference!”

Charles Grodin - George Newton

“- Ebby Calvin 'Nuke' LaLoosh: The other day Crash called a woman's pu... pussy... um, well, you know how the hair is kind of in a V-shape?
- Annie Savoy: Yes, I do.
- Ebby Calvin 'Nuke' LaLoosh: Well, he called it the Bermuda Triangle. He said that a man could get lost in there and never be heard from again.”
Tim Robbins - Ebby Calvin 'Nuke' LaLoosh
Susan Sarandon - Annie Savoy

“- Brewster Baker: You watch your mouth, Shiftey!
- Swifty: It's Swifty! Swifty, you toad sucker!”
Kenny Rogers - Brewster Baker
Robby Still - Swifty

“- Daffy Duck: How's this for a new team name: The Ducks!
- Bugs Bunny: Please! What kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name their team The Ducks?”
Dee Bradley Baker - Daffy Duck
Billy West - Bugs Bunny

“- Lane Mayer: I have great fear of tools. I once made a birdhouse in woodshop and the fair housing committee condemned it. I can't.
- Monique Junot: I cannot do it is your middle name.”
John Cusack - Lane Myer
Diane Frankin - Monique Junot

- Hades: So you took care of him? "Dead as a doornail", weren't those your exact words?
- Pain: This might be a different Hercules.
- Panic: Yeah! I mean, Hercules is a very popular name nowadays!
- Pain: Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?

James Woods - Hades
Bobcat Goldthwait - Pain
Matt Frewer - Panic

“My name is Ruth Meyers. Call me Ruth Meyers.”
Joan Cusack - Ruth Meyers

“- Marty DiBergi: David St. Hubbins... I must admit I've never heard anybody with that name.
- David St. Hubbins: It's an unusual name, well, he was an unusual saint, he's not a very well known saint.
- Marty DiBergi: Oh, there actually is, uh... there was a Saint Hubbins?
- David St. Hubbins: That's right, yes.
- Marty DiBergi: What was he the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rob Reiner - Marty DiBergi
Michael McKean - David St. Hubbins

“- Emily Pear: What's your daughter's name?
- Lizzie Potts: Annabelle. Or Piglet, mostly Piglet.”
Jami Gertz - Emily Pear
Shelley Lee Long - Lizzie Potts

- Gale Weathers: Looks like we've got a serial killer on our hands!
- Deputy Dewey: Well, a "serial killer" is not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.
Courteney Cox - Gale Weathers
David Arquette - Deputy Dewey

“With a face like that, she doesn't need a name.”

Joe Basile - Disco Doorman Tony

- Mark: I was thinking about, um, "Marc". How does that sound?
- Lucas: Is that with a C or with a K?
- Mark: Well, my name is with a... [checks his nametag] K, so I was thinking my band's name could be with a C. That way it's kind of that psychedelic, you know, trip thing.

Ethan Embry - Mark
Rory Cochrane - Lucas

“- Ergo: My name is no jest, beanpole. It's all very well to have a short name when you're twenty feet tall, but small people need large names to give them weight.
- Rell the Cyclops: Your actions give you weight, my friend.”
David Battley - Ergo
Bernard Bresslaw - Cyclops

“It's supposed to be a challenge, that's why they call it a shortcut. If it was easy it would just be the way.”
Paulo Costanzo - Rubin

- Coach Ted Orion: My name is Coach Orion. You can call me "Coach'' or "Coach Orion".
- Charlie Conway: Well, you can call me "Charlie''.
- Coach Ted Orion: That must be what that "C'' on your jersey stands for. It sure doesn't stand for "captain".

Jeffrey Nordling - Coach Ted Orion
Joshua Carter Jackson - Charlie Conway