Name quotes

“- Scam: What's your name?
- Obie: Obie. Obediah. It's in the Bible. What's yours?
- Scam: Scam. It's in the Bible too.”
Darius McCrary - Scam
Ricky Busker - Obie

“Apollo Creed vs. the Italian Stallion. Sounds like a damn monster movie.”
Carl Weathers - Apollo

“Santa Flan... What kinda of shitty name for a country is that?”
Alex Winter - Ricky Coogan

- Tia Russell: His name is Bug.
- Buck Russell: [chuckles] First or last?
- Tia Russell: First!
- Buck Russell: What's his last name, Spray?
- Tia Russell: You should talk, "Buck".
Jean Louisa Kelly - Tia Russell
John Candy - Buck Russell

“- Josh Burnbalm: The candy belongs to... Seymour Butts.
- Tony Perkis: Seymour Butts? Seymour Butts? Who's Seymour Butts, hmm? Who's Seymour Butts?
- Josh Burnbalm: Nobody's seen more butts than you, Uncle Tony!”
Shaun Weiss - Josh Burnbalm
Ben Stiller - Tony Perkis

“- Jasper Blubber: The murderer is a Rumanian sailor by the name of Vladimir Tserijemiwtz.
- Lou Peckinpaugh: Can you say that again?
- Jasper Blubber: Not without spitting.”
John Houseman - Jasper Blubber
Peter Falk - Lou Peckinpaugh

“- Blossom: It looks awfully dark in there!
- Snow White: We need light. Sunburn can you help us?
- Sunburn: They don't call me Sunburn for nothing!”
Zsa Zsa Gabor - Blossom
Irene Cara - Snow White
Jonathan Harris - Sunburn

“- John Slade: The name's Slade.
- Julian Rogers: Super. Here's an idea. Why don't you spell it out for me so I can get it right on your tombstone.”
Ed Lauter - John Slade
John C. McGinley - Julian

“Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet of them you have hanged! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; leave me my name!”

Daniel Day-Lewis - John Proctor

“- Dark Helmet: Who is he?
- Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole sir.
- Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
- Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
- Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
- Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!”
Rick Moranis - Dark Helmet
George Wyner - Colonel Sandurz

“- Suzanne Vale: Mom, this is my roommate, Aretha.
- Doris Mann: Aretha, what an unusual name.
- Aretha: Yes, I think my parents were expecting someone black.”
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale
Shirley MacLaine - Doris Mann
Robin Bartlett - Aretha

“Thank God, it's Friday!”

Tom Hanks - Streebek

“- Doug Butabi: Emilio Estevez.
- Steve Butabi: The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there.
- Doug Butabi: Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name.”
Chris Kattan - Doug Butabi
Will Ferrell - Steve Butabi

“Guys like him like girls with food names. Cookie, Muffin, Candy. They don't marry girls like me.”
Kirstie Alley - Diane Barrows

“- Sanka Coffie: Tallulah! Hahaha! Tallulah! Sounds like a 2 dollar hooker! Where you come up with that?
- Junior Bevill: That's my mother's name.”
Doug E. Doug - Sanka Coffie
Rawle D. Lewis - Junior Bevil

“- Lily: Ms. Lily St. Regis. I was named after the hotel.
- Miss Hannigan: Which floor?”

Kristin Chenoweth - Lily St. Regis
Kathy Bates - Miss Agatha Hannigan

“Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past, who now do infomercials.”
Alicia Silverstone - Cher

“- Jack Byrnes: Oh, geez. I just thought of something.
- Dina Byrnes: What?
- Jack Byrnes: Pam's middle name.
- Dina Byrnes: Martha... Oh, no.
- Jack Byrnes, Dina Byrnes: Pamela Martha Focker.”
Ben Stiller - Jack Byrnes
Blythe Danner - Dina Byrnes

- Vida: Sheriff Dullard.
- Sheriff Dollard: It's Dollard... with an "o".
- Vida: Well, it says "Dullard" on your badge.
- Sheriff Dollard: It's a misprint!
Patrick Swayze - Vida
Chris Penn - Sheriff Dollard

“- Cappy von Trapment: Bullwinkle, allow me to be frank.
- Bullwinkle: Okay, Frank. Allow me to be Bullwinkle.”

Randy Quaid - Cappy von Trapment
Keith Scott - Bullwinkle

“- Kostya Novotny: This dog, how you call it? Bull pit?
- Monty Brogan: No, Pit-Bull.”
Tony Siragusa - Kostya Novotny
Edward Norton - Monty Brogan

A little girl once called me: "Please mommy, not him".
Norm MacDonald - Lucky

“- Robbie Hart: I don't even know your last name.
- Glenn Guglia: It's Guglia.
- Robbie Hart: Guglia? Oh, so Julia's last name's gonna be Guglia. Julia Guglia! That's funny!
- Glenn Guglia: Why is that funny?
- Robbie Hart: I... don't know.”
Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart
Allen Covert - Glenn Guglia
Matthew Glave - Glenn Guglia

“- The Blue Raja: I'm the Blue Raja! I'm not Stab Man, I'm not Knifey Boy - I'm the Blue Raja.
- Mr. Furious: Yeah, that's another thing...
- The Blue Raja: What?
- Mr. Furious: Well, you could work a little blue into the uniform somewhere. I mean you've got green, you've got this little flowery thing going on, but it's like everything but...” (continue)(continue reading)
Hank Azaria - Blue Raja
Ben Stiller - Furious

“- Cynthia Hawkins: What's your name, Mr. Postman?
- Jules: Jules.
- Cynthia Hawkins: Jules! Jules is old for a young man. I thought the French were modern.
- Jules: My father was old-fashioned.
- Cynthia Hawkins: I'm kidding! Jules fits you so poorly that it fits you very well.”
Wilhelmenia Fernandez - Cynthia Hawkins
Frédéric Andréi - Jules