Originality quotes

“- Inspector Gadget: I don't know what you're up to, Scolex, but you'll never get away with it!
- Dr. Claw: Oh, how cliché, Inspector. I think somebody's been watching too many Saturday morning cartoons.”
Matthew Broderick - Inspector Gadget
Rupert Everett - Sanford Scolex

“- Mac MacIntyre: Where's the door here?
- Gordon Urquhart: There is no door. Just knock on the window.
- Mac MacIntyre: How do you do business with a man who has no door?
- Victor: The ethics are just the same.”
Peter Riegert - Mac
Denis Lawson - Urquhart

“The more they laugh, the further away they seem. You can never be too different, Gnaghi.”
Rupert Everett - Francesco Dellamorte

“- Leopold: Have you ever made love with a much older man?
- Dulcy: Yes.
- Leopold: Illicitly? In the woods?
- Dulcy: Yes.
- Leopold: Was he a genius.
- Dulcy: He was a dentist.”
Jose Ferrer - Leopold
Julie Hagerty - Dulcy

“- Lorraine: Hi Mike, I'm Lorraine.
- Mike: Like the quiche.
- Lorraine: Like the quiche? That's a really original joke.”
Heather Graham - Lorraine
Jon Favreau - Mike

“- Doreen Carter: You are so freaky!
- Jack Carter: Well, we're all a little freaky, Doreen. It's those straight ones you've got to worry about.”
Rachael Leigh Cook - Doreen
Sylvester Stallone - Jack Carter

“- Ahmet Ertegun: Ray, I'm gonna tell you something and I don't want you to take it the wrong way.
- Ray Charles: Well, then give it to me right then.
- Ahmet Ertegun: I signed you because I sensed something special in you, not because you sound like Nate Cole or Charles Brown.”

Curtis Armstrong - Ahmet Ertegun
Jamie Foxx - Ray Charles

“One soul is not equal to another.”
Bill Nighy - Davy Jones

“You don't see that every day.”

Rhona Mitra - Eden Sinclair

“- Mick: You got ideas, Lee?
- Lee: Sure. I got lots of ideas.
- Mick: Good. Cause I'm all out.”
Darrell Larson - Mick
John Stockwell - Lee

“- John Smith: You have the most unusual names here. Chechomony, Kuyukanhoic, Pocahontas.
- Pocahontas: You have a most unusual name too. John Smith.”
Mel Gibson - John Smith
Irene Bedard - Pocahontas

“- Vice President: What kind of lunatic are you?
- Joshua Foss: The best kind!”
Raymond J. Barry - Vice President
Powers Boothe - Joshua Foss

“Beery, Wallace
No man is indispensable but some are irreplaceable.”
Wallace Beery

“- Toninho: But she's quite unique! She's 5'10, braids, great legs and... she's a man!
- Operator: In San Francisco, that is not unique!”

Murilo Benício - Toninho Oliveira

“Quentin, I wouldn't care if you lived in the Governor's mansion. I'd still think you're weird!”

Jake Gyllenhaal - Homer Hickam

“Having orgies including goats doesn't make them possessed, simply horny... and inventive.”
Stellan Skarsgård - Father Merrin

“- Cameron Vale: You called me a scanner. What is that?
- Paul Ruth: Freak of nature, born with a certain form of ESP; derangement of the synapses which we call telepathy.”

Stephen Lack - Cameron Vale
Patrick McGoohan - Dr. Paul Ruth

“Perhaps you are unique, a unique human. One of a kind.”

Dan Green - Mewtwo

“- Kevin Corrigan: Look you've got the wrong song maker, Gwildor; I'm just a stupid keyboard player in a high school band. There's a million of me.
- Gwildor: Only one of you, Kevin; only one of anybody.”
Robert Duncan McNeill - Kevin Corrigan
Billy Barty - Gwildor

“- Max Renn: What's that? You let someone cut you?
- Nicki Brand: Yeah, what do you think?
- Max Renn: Well, I don't know.
- Nicki Brand: Would you like to try a few things?”
James Woods - Max Renn
Debbie Harry - Nicki Brand

- Frank: Did you ever think about getting a job?
- Larry Buckman: Oh great. Oh that is just great now. What did you always tell me? "Make your mark, don't be one of the numbers".
- Frank: You misunderstood me. You weren't listening.
Jason Robards - Frank
Tom Hulce - Larry

“- Emma Peel: I suppose Mother warned you about women like me.
- John Steed: Until now, I didn't know there were women like you.”
Uma Thurman - Dr. Emma Peel
Ralph Fiennes - John Steed

“- Norville Barnes: I just got hired today.
- Ancient Sorter: Hmm-mmm.
- Norville Barnes: You know, entry level.
- Ancient Sorter: Tell me about it.
- Norville Barnes: But I got big ideas.”
Tim Robbins - Norville Barnes
Patrick Cranshaw - Ancient Sorter

- Akira Boy: Mister, are you a bad man?
- Gelt: That's right.
- Akira Girl: Why?
- Gelt: I don't think the way you Akira do. If you think different, you get called "bad".
Robert Vaughn - Gelt

“- Harry Boland: What happens next time?
- Michael Collins: Next time, Harry, we won't play by their rules. We'll invent our own!”
Aidan Quinn - Harry Boland
Liam Neeson - Michael Collins