Originality quotes

“I really like you, Tomas. You are the complete opposite of kitsch. In the kingdom of kitsch you would be a monster.”
Lena Olin - Sabina

“You're plenty original without having to order something weird to drink.”
Kate Beckinsale - Charlotte

“I was special. The only colored kid in the class. I became sort of a mascot.”

Denzel Washington - Malcolm X

“I've seen some amazing things in my life, but never anything to compare with this.”

Richard Chamberlain - Allan Quatermain

“- Weird Al: Hi. My name is Allen, and I'll be your waiter this afternoon.
- Enid: Hi, Al.
- Rebecca: Can we call you 'Weird Al'?
- Weird Al: I'd imagine so.”
Ezra Buzzington - Weird Al
Thora Birch - Enid
Scarlett Johansson - Rebecca

“Eight years I went to law school. Three times I took the bar. I finally get a client and my client is a lunatic.”
Alfre Woodard - Attorney Ann Orkin

“Don't let people stand in your way. They're just people, like you and me! Well, maybe not like you. I don't know if I have ever met anyone like you before.”

Marisa Tomei - Caroline

Now I know what you're thinking. "What could be stranger than a big fatass floatin' cupcake?". Heh. How about one that spits tobacco?
Jim Cummings - Cupcake

“You're weird. You're strange. I don't like you.”
Michael Jackson - Mayor

“What's the point of being a teenager if you can't dress weird?”
Nicolas Cage - Charlie Bodell

“- John Matthewson: You people really live in your own world, don't you?
- Lt. Col. Conroy: Well, we don't have the luxury of living in yours.”
John Lithgow - John Mathewson
John Mahoney - Lt. Col. Conroy

- Victoria Grant: Well it's probably for the best.
- King Marchand: That's as bad as "love is a two-way street".
- Victoria Grant: What it lacks in originality it makes up for in prophecy.
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant
James Garner - King Marchand

I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says: "live people ignore the strange and unusual". I myself am strange and unusual.
Winona Ryder - Lydia

“- Dr. T: I think every single woman I've ever met has got somethin' special about her, somethin' that sets her apart from the rest.
- Bree Davis: Well, if a gynecologist says there's no two alike, I guess there's no two alike!”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Dr. T.
Helen Hunt - Bree

“- Kay: Not bad for your second day of work, is it?
- Jay: This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter.
- Kay: You should've been here for the Zeronian migration in 1968.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay
Will Smith - Jay

- Margaret: Are you trying to say that your blue jeans weren't theater?
- Owen: It's not the same thing.
- Margaret: So your professor wore a three-piece suit and blamed you for your jeans. And your jeans were "too much". And he didn't understand that his suit was also a costume. You thought your jeans stood for love, freedom and sexual equality... (continue)(continue reading)
Anne Carlisle - Margaret
Bob Brady - Owen

“Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs... all next week on Town Talk.”

Weird Al - George Newman

“You're that geeky Stephen King kid - there's one of you in every school.”

Shawn Hatosy - Delilah Profitt

“- Ellie: You had all the symptoms but not the disease.
- Val: You used to think I was creative and original.
- Ellie: I still do, as a filmmaker. It's when you became creative as a hypochondriac - that was it.”
Téa Leoni - Ellie
Woody Allen - Val

In "The Amityville Horror", the ghost told them to get out of the house. White people stayed in there. Now that's a hint and a half for your ass. A ghost say get the fuck out, I would just tip the fuck out the door! Lou Walker looked in the toilet bowl, there was blood in the toilet. And said, "That's peculiar". I would've been in the house... (continue)(continue reading)
Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy

“- Tito: Why are you talkin' to the horse?
- Ossie: Why not?”
Rúaidhrí Conroy - Tito
Ciarán Fitzgerald - Ossie

“It's just like I always say; if you want to find something weird you have to go downtown.”
Don Stanton - Martin

“I'd heard some of the tales about the Arctic: the mad trappers, Diamond Tooth Gertie, The Ice-Worm Cocktail and all that. So, I was prepared for things to be a little weird.”
Charles Martin Smith - Tyler

“- Dairy Queen Photographer: Do you fancy yourself as some sort of artist or what?
- Anti-Artist: No, I'm an anti-artist.
- Dairy Queen Photographer: Oooooh, one of those neo-poseur types that hangs out in coffee shops, and... doesn't do much of anything. Yeah.”
Lucinda Scott - Dairy Queen Photographer
Wammo - Anti-Artist

“You think you have free license to be insulting? Believe me, you have not. You think you're superior, but you're quite an ordinary man.”

Lionel Barrymore - Otto Kringelein