Pain quotes

“- Brennan Huff: Hey Derek, you know what's good for shoulder pain?
- Derek: What?
- Brennan Huff: If you lick my butt hole.”
Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff
Adam Scott - Derek

“Joe Genest should be kicked in the gonads once a day. It was necessary to get his attention.”
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“He that wounded her hath hurt me more than had he killed me dead.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Titus Andronicus

“Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is... you die.”
Brad Pitt - John Smith

God! This - this smarts. Remember when people used to say that - smarts? Why don't people use that word anymore? I mean, people use the word "pain" way too loosely. There are so many types of pain. I mean, a smart is a sharp, sharp pain. An ache is a dull pain.
Josh Hartnett - Slevin Kelevra

“- Frank: You know, when you were two years old, we thought you had polio. Did you know that?
- Gil: Yeah, Mom said... something about it a couple of years ago.
- Frank: Yeah, well, for a week we didn't know. I hated you for that. I did. I hated having to care, having to go through the pain, the hurt, the suffering. It's not for me.”

Jason Robards - Frank
Steve Martin - Gil

“I don't like to cause pain for no reason, because all my sadistic urges are satisfied when I cause pain for a good reason.”
Robert De Niro - Fred Blake

“I know the rage that drives you. That impossible anger strangling the grief, until the memory of your loved one is just... poison in your veins. And one day, you catch yourself wishing the person you loved had never existed, so you would be spared your pain.”
Liam Neeson - Ducard

“- Nadja: No wonder he has headache!
- Lt. Schooner: Headache? he's got a bullet in him! Carlos, get an ambulance over here right away.”

Joan Plowright - Nadja
James Gammon - Lt. Schooner

“What you don't know, won't hurt you, it'll kill you.”
Woody Allen - David Dobel

“I Iike to think of it...The metaphor of when you have a deviated septum and you can't breathe? You have to break the nose in order to fix it.”

Steve Carrell - Doctor Feld

I can barely move my legs!
Do me a favor and kill me now!
Something, something rhymes with "legs"!
My life is over anyhow!

Steve Martin - Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko

“- King Leonidas: My heart is broken for your loss.
- Captain: Heart? I have filled my heart with hate.”
Gerard Butler - King Leonidas
Vincent Regan - Captain

“- Ray Bronson: No one gets me the way you do.
- Julie James: I understand your pain.”
Freddie Prinze Jr. - Ray Bronson
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Julie James

“- Timmy Moore: Did I pass the spelling test, Mrs. Greeley?
- Rudy Zolteck: Wow, Spike knocked him all the way back to second grade!”

Christopher Walberg - Timmy Moore
Michael Zwiener - Rudy Zolteck

“Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space.”
Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden

“The class is Pain 101. Your instructor is Casey Jones.”
Elias Koteas - Casey Jones

“Wanna know what a blast wound looks like? What an OR in the desert smells like? What really happens to them? How they die? You really wanna know? You want us to come back like nothing ever happened. You don't want to get your hands dirty with the details.”

Samuel L. Jackson - Will Marsh

“Pain is pleasure! Slavery is freedom! Suicide for Satan!”
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Raven

“No star can shine with a broken heart.”
Claire Danes - Yvaine

“People hurt the ones they love. That's how it is all around the world.”
Michael Clarke Duncan - John Coffey

“What did you dream about this afternoon? A woman in your arms? The sea at your doorstep? Nooooo! You dreamt of me and of the grave. I know because I was there. And I can be there every time you close your eyes. The pain I cause you, in the room upstairs, is nothing to the pain I can cause in your own mind. Remember that... Doctor Alan.”
Zakes Mokae - Dargent Peytraud

“Meyer, from now on, you and me gotta agree. So if I start getting a swelled head, just shoot me. It'd be a lot less painful.”

Christian Slater - Charlie 'Lucky' Luciano

“The more you struggle the more this is going to hurt.”
Paul Bettany - JARVIS

“I certainly had a lot of nerve wanting to make a picture about human suffering.”
Joel McCrea - John L. Sullivan