Pain quotes

“He turned down a blowjob from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better, he likes puppets!”
Da'Vone McDonald - Dwayne the Bartender

“Dreams are like a drug: the magic doesn't last and then the pain is worse than knives.”
Romola Garai - Cassandra Mortmain

“Am I in Spain? No I'm not in Spain, dear, I'm in agony, that's where I am!”
Carol Burnett - Dotty Otley

- Gloria Travalian: Ivan. I'm hurting you.
- Ivan Travalian: That's the kindest thing you've said to me in six months: "Ivan, I'm hurting you".
Tuesday Weld - Gloria Travalian
Al Pacino - Ivan Travalian

“- Linus Larrabee: Just sit down!
- David Larrabee: [David sits and there is the sound of glass crunching] Owwwaaahhh!
- Maude Larrabee: What?
- David Larrabee: I sat on the glasses!
- Linus Larrabee: Mother, go get Dr. Callaway. He's at the bar.
- Maude Larrabee: Who put glasses on the chair?
- David Larrabee: Can we talk about this later? I'm...” (continue)(continue reading)
Harrison Ford - Linus Larrabee
Greg Kinnear - David Larrabee
Nancy Marchand - Maude Larrabee

“The pain keeps the hunger away.”
Melinda Clarke - Julie Walker

“I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle.”
James Remar - Ajax

“Life isn't fair then is it. Somebody always draws the short straw.”
Timothy Spall - Maurice

“Pain don't hurt.”
Patrick Swayze - Dalton

“- Soap: I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid.
- Tom: You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles.
- Soap: Tom, the fatter you get, the sadder you get.
- Eddy: Will you two stop flirting for a minute?”
Dexter Fletcher - Soap
Jason Flemyng - Tom
Nick Moran - Eddy

“- Frank Martin: Look at me. I promise I'll never let anyone hurt you a lot.
- Jack Billings: Promise?
- Frank Martin: You know my fourth rule? Never make a promise you can't keep.”
Jason Statham - Frank Martin
Hunter Clary - Jack Billings

“- Frank: This is what women feel like when they give birth.
- Daniel: Yeah, except my hand kind of hurts.”

Rufus Sewell - Frank
Tom Hollander - Daniel

“- Sam Foster: What's this?
- Henry Letham: I burned myself.
- Sam Foster: You burned yourself? Why?
- Henry Letham: Practicing for hell.”
Ewan McGregor - Dr. Sam Foster
Ryan Gosling - Henry Letham

“I'm not gonna say, you know, there's plenty more fish in the sea. I'm not going to say if you love her, let her go. And I'm not going to bombard you with clichés. But what I will say is this: it's not the end of the world.”
Nick Frost - Ed

“Never mess with a man with sensitive teeth!”
Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury

“That's the thing with girls. They grew up and break your heart.”
Sam Shepard - Arthur Chambers

“Wow, I feel sore. I mean physically, not like a guy who's angry in a movie in the 1950's.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Harry Lockhart

- Prison Counselor: Why do you say you feel "trapped" in a man's body?
- 'Trapped' Convict: Well, sometimes I get them menstrual cramps real hard.
Peter Benedek - Prison Counselor
Ruben Young - Trapped' Convict

“Are you righteous? Kind? Does your confidence lie in this? Are you loved by all? Know that I was, too. Do you imagine your suffering will be any less because you loved goodness and truth?”
Takamitsu Ôkubo - Japanese Soldier

“- Nancy: Well, with the dilemma you're in, Jane, we could discuss sexual attitudes, early childhood, but the truth is, when you make changes, you sometimes have to endure pain.
- Eve: Is that what you do with your pain?”
Geneviève Bujold - Nancy
Lesley Ann Warren - Eve

“I'd like to make love, and then I'd like you to go. Because I need to stay here and if you make it hard for me, I may cry so hard I'll never stop.”
Julie Christie - Fiona

“- God: Do you doubt me?
- McCoy: I doubt any God who inflicts pain for his own pleasure.”
George Murdock - God
DeForest Kelley - McCoy

“We all need something to distract us from the complexity of reality. No one wants to think about where that came from, no one wants to think about the struggle that it takes to become somebody, to get out of the sea of pain that we all have to get out of.”
Adrien Brody - Henry Barthes

“Love is pain! Life is pain. You can't protect anybody from it, it's always gonna get you. But sometimes, life could also be good. But you got to be open. You got to takes chances. You got to let go!”
Ray Liotta - Dean Cumanno

“You're hurt. You're tired. You're bleeding. I'm gonna make you a promise. We get into that endzone, you're not gonna feel any pain.”

Scott Bakula - Paul Blake