Party quotes

“- Queen Constantina: We're just planning a little get together, nothing fancy. Just family, a few close friends and all the eligible young women in the kingdom.
- Prince Christopher: Mother.
- Queen Constantina: We're only talking four or five hundred at the most.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Queen Constantina
Paolo Montalban - Prince Christopher

“- Will: Eva was telling me that there are no men at this party that she's attractred to.
- Albert: That's ok, there's no one here I'm attracted to either.”
Ben Falcone - Will
James Gandolfini - Albert

“- James 'Droz' Andrews: Are we having a party tonight or what?
- Cecilia: Well, there's no publicity, so there's no people; Gutter never showed up, so there's no beer; instruments just blew out, so there's no band; and I think Raji and Deege may be dead.
- James 'Droz' Andrews: Wait a minute... no beer?”
Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews
Gale Mayron - Cecilia

“- Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin: Well what about Cinderella? Remember what happened with her?
- Drop Dead Fred: No I don't remember what happened with her. I deliberately forgot all about her. She made me puke. I remember the ugly stepsisters, they were great.”

Phoebe Cates - Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin
Rik Mayall - Drop Dead Fred

“- Wyatt Donnelly: But it's not so bad. We can hear the music.
- Gary Wallace: [sarcastically] We can hear the music, that's great. Maybe if we put our noses to the door, we can smell the food!”

Ilan Mitchell-Smith - Wyatt Donnelly
Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace

“I'll pick you up after the party. Let's see, there'll be all that deep preppy conversation, preppy dancing, piles of preppy fun. Party starts at nine, I'll pick you up at nine fifteen.”
Michael J. Fox - Jay-Jay Manners

“- Virginia Wainwright: There's a party at Ann Thomerson's house. I heard them talking.
- Estelle Wainwright: Why didn't they invite you?
- Virginia Wainwright: Mom, they don't even know me.
- Estelle Wainwright: Those goddamn little snots. We'll show them. If they won't come to our party, we'll go to theirs.”

Melissa Sue Anderson - Virginia Wainwright
Sharon Acker - Estelle Wainwright

“- Malik: What are you doing here?
- Other black guy at party: What do you mean?
- Malik: I am supposed to be the only black guy at this party.”

Deon Richmond - Malik
Sean Patrick Thomas - Other black guy at party

“This party's about as much fun as an ingrown butt hair.”
James Duval - Dark

“If you want to enjoy your party, enjoy your party. Don't keep looking up at me, trying to get a rise out of me. It's unnecessary.”

Shia LaBeouf - Kale

“- Belle Starr: Seems like you folks are havin' a real nice party in there.
- Cole Younger: I expect so, with free food and drink and all.
- Belle Starr: How come I wasn't invited?
- Cole Younger: 'Cause you're a whore, Belle.
- Belle Starr: I might be; but at least I ain't a cheap one.”
Pamela Reed - Belle Shirley Starr
David Carradine - Cole Younger

“- SpongeBob: And after the promotion ceremony, we're gonna party till we're purple.
- Patrick Star: Yay! I love being purple!”
Tom Kenny - SpongeBob
Bill Fagerbakke - Patrick Star

“- Sister Doris: Do you like birthday parties, Leonard... I mean, LeeJohn?
- LeeJohn: I don't know. I never had one.
- Sister Doris: You never had a birthday party?
- LeeJohn: When they took me to my foster home, they lost my birth certificate. So, nobody never knew when my birthday was.”
Loretta Devine - Sister Doris
Tracy Morgan - LeeJohn

“- Charlie: Miranda, did you go to that orgie?
- Miranda: I... it was a barbecue.”
Michael Douglas - Charlie
Evan Rachel Wood - Miranda

“- Kay King: Brod, I'm so flattered that you could come! George told me not even to bother inviting you because you never show up at these affairs.
- Brod: I figured, what the hell, the booze is free and maybe I'll get laid.”
Sally Kellerman - Kay King
Broderick Crawford - Brod

“- Adam: What we need is a higher female-to-male ratio, like in cool nightclubs, you know, where they let in five times as many women as men.
- Noah: How are we gonna get five times as many women to show up?
- Adam: We have a party but we call it a fundraiser.”
Zak Orth - Adam
Jimmi Simpson - Noah

“- Elliott Cass: Betty's giving a new building party next Thursday. We'd like you to join us.
- Paul Kersey: I'll be there.
- Elliott Cass: Are you sure you're free?
- Paul Kersey: What else would I be doing?”
Michael Prince - Elliott Cass
Charles Bronson - Paul Kersey

“Your dream has come true. Mom's gone. Weak old Dad is here. You can get away with murder. You can do anything you want. Dylan's birthday party is coming up. You can get all hyped up on sugar and cake and go crazy.”

Steve Martin - Tom Baker

Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say "it sucks" and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck.
Jon Favreau - Mike

- Caroline: I had this dream...
- Lloyd: Do we have to do dreams?
- Caroline: I'm in this restaurant, and the waiter brings me my entree. It was a salad. It was Lloyd's head on a plate of spinach with his penis sticking out of his ear. And I said, "I didn't order this." And the waiter said, "Oh you must try it, it's a delicacy. But don't eat the... (continue)(continue reading)

Judy Davis - Caroline
Kevin Spacey - Lloyd
BD Wong - Dr. Wong, Marriage Counselor

“A guy named Steve Rubell had a dream: To throw the best damned party the world had ever seen and to make it last forever. He built a world where fantasy was put up as reality and where an 80-year-old disco queen could dance till dawn. Where models mingled with mechanics, plumbers danced with princes. It was a place where all labels were left...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ryan Phillippe - Shane O'Shea

“- Debbie Thompson: Are there gonna be girls at the party?
- Rick Gassko: No... it's a 'stag' party, and that means that the 'does' stay home!
- Debbie Thompson: I'm not talking about the 'does'. I'm talking about hookers.”
Tawny Kitaen - Debbie Thompson
Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko

“Look, I was a kid once. I remember being grounded a whole week and not being allowed to go to my best friend's bachelor party.”

Mark DeCarlo - Hugh Neutron

“Fabulous party. You know, I haven't seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself.”
Paul Shaffer - Hermes; the Messenger God

“- Matt Montini: So what happened here?
- Orin Boyd: Property vault was hit. Fifty kilos of heroin stolen.
- Matt Montini: Shit, someone's having a big party tonight.”
David Vadim - Matt Montini
Steven Seagal - Orin Boyd