Party quotes

“I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are? Last year I saw three Jonas Brothers make out with three Robert Pattinsons. It was amazing.”

Aubrey Plaza - April Ludgate

“Hey guys, welcome to the party. If you're gonna have sex, please... do it in my parents' bedroom.”
Rob Benedict - Preston Wasserstein

“- Clara: Have a nice party.
- Muffy: Nice? It's gotta be better than nice. It's gotta be bloody unforgettable.”
Pat Barlow - Clara
Deborah Foreman - Muffy

“From now on, I only go to parties where no one gets cremated.”
Azura Skye - Leann Cole

“Twenty fuckin' years and not one party. What a total ass burr!”

Lori Singer - Kassandra

“So, tell me, Montel. Why weren't we invited to the party? What are we, Al Qaeda?”
Shelley Malil - Haziz

- Eric Garrett: Speaking of parties, I'm having one and we'd like to invite you as the official guest of honor.
- Sarah Zoltanne: Why? So you and your little "descendants club" can burn me at the stake and roast marshmallows by the fire?
Christian Campbell - Eric Garrett
Sarah Chalke - Sarah Zoltanne

“- Dwayne: I believe someone phoned about an animal problem? The solution is standing before you. Dwayne LaFontaine is here.
- Gladys: Where have you been? I am throwing a Welcome to the Neighborhood party tomorrow, and so far, Debbie's car has killed more animals than you have.
- Dwayne: Stand down, sister. I personally guarantee that there...” (continue)(continue reading)
Thomas Haden Church - Dwayne
Allison Janney - Gladys

“- Guy: Why do you do this to yourself? Don't even get paid, risk getting arrested, for what?
- Ernie: The Nod.
- Guy: The Nod?
- Ernie: Happens to me at least once every party. Some guy comes up to me and says thank you for making this happen, I needed this. This really meant something to me. And they nod and I nod back.”
Dmitri Ponce - Guy
Steve Van Wormer - Ernie

“- Nick Charles: Now my friends, if I may propose a little toast. Let us eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
- Nora Charles: You give such charming parties, Mr. Charles.”
William Powell - Nick Charles
Myrna Loy - Nora Charles

“- Reuben Feffer: Whose party is this again?
- Sandy Lyle: It's an art opening for this Dutch guy, Jost. His art sucks, but he used to sell me really good pot.”
Ben Stiller - Reuben Feffer
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Sandy Lyle

“- Katy: It must have been some party.
- Donald Schoenstein: Unbelievable. A new low. I'm so ashamed.
- Katy: I'm almost sorry I missed it.”
Karen Allen - Katy
Peter Riegert - Donald Schoenstein

“- Mootai: Your mother and brothers are feasting as we speak.
- Ren Stevens: Feasting?
- Mootai: It's like eating, but with bigger plates.”
Josh Keaton - Mootai
Christy Carlson Romano - Ren Stevens

“- Lisa Perkins: Nobody likes me. Everyone thinks I'm a frigid headcase.
- Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Well, Virus and Reggie do... but I don't. Look, why don't you prove them wrong by coming to the back and partying with us?
- Lisa Perkins: Okay. I can be fun.”
Fiona Loewi - Lisa Perkins
Jeremy Renner - Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino

“- Zeus: Aw, Hades, don't be such a stiff. Join the celebration.
- Hades: Love to, babe. But unlike you gods lounging about up here, I regretfully have a full-time job that you, by the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus. So, can't. Love to, but can't.”

Rip Torn - Zeus
James Woods - Hades

“- Pumbaa: Can I be your best man?
- Banzai: I say we skip the wedding, and go straight to the buffet!”
Ernie Sabella - Pumbaa
Cheech Marin - Banzai

“I detest parties! A lot of people I don't want to see, telling me a lot of things I don't want to hear.”
Ruth Chatterton - Alison Drake

“- Marc Blitzstein: I am faithful to the ideals of the party.
- Orson Welles: I am faithful to the party of ideas.
- John Houseman: You are faithful to the idea of a party.”
Hank Azaria - Marc Blitzstein
Angus Macfadyen - Orson Welles
Cary Elwes - John Houseman

“- Simon: Hello, professor. How was India?
- Terry Rapson: You know what these scientific gatherings are. All dancing girls, wine and parties.”
Adrian Lester - Simon
Sir Ian Holm - Terry Rapson

“- Greta: One of my friends died yesterday, Mother. Do you mind if I take a few hours off to remember him?
- Racine Gibson: But we're having a party, dear.”
Erika Anderson - Greta
Pat Sturges - Racine Gibson

“Throwing a party it's like... it's like an invitation for abuse. It's like the last desperate act of someone who hasn't had a lasting relationship since Junior High.”
Martha Plimpton - Monica

“- Peaches: I'm having a dinner party Friday night, we're short one man.
- Oscar Madison: How about Abe here, he's a short man.
- Peaches: You can run Oscar, but you can't hide! See ya.
- Oscar Madison: Oh, that's such an original expression. I hate a woman who talks like Muhammed Ali.”
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“Skiing is partying, partying is skiing.”
Stuart Fratkin - Fitz Fitzgerald

“- Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: This party will raise a lot of money, right?
- Dr. Ann Cuthbert: A lot of money, very high profile. The mayor is coming, the media, big companies that give lots of grants, limousines, the whole schmear.
- Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: Tell you what. We'll find this guy so you can have your party.”
Tom Sizemore - Lt. Vincent D'Agosta
Linda Hunt - Dr. Ann Cuthbert

“- Webby: Genie, you're gonna love playing tea party.
- Genie: I know. I read all about it. Can I be the guy who dresses like an Indian and throws the tea off the boat?
- Webby: No silly, not a Boston Tea Party.”
Russi Taylor - Webby
Rip Taylor - Genie