Party quotes

“- Guy Cipriani: No wedding!
- Connie Cipriani: We got 300 people coming here.
- Guy Cipriani: Good, they come here, they eat, they drink, they sing, they go the fuck home! Sorry!”
Paul Sorvino - Guy Cipriani
Veronica Cartwright - Connie Cipriani

“- Carole Singer: What d'you got in there?
- Laurie Jameson: Uh, one bottle of a hundred and fifty proof rum, birth control pills, some Midol, my father's American Express card, king sized bottle of Alka-Seltzer 2, one sexy black teddy, a lid o' grass, and a... quarter, just in case I have to call home. I think that oughta get me through the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Lorna Luft - Carole Singer
Lynn-Holly Johnson - Laurie Jameson

“- Gary Wallace: We'll throw a huge party. I mean huge party! Everybody's invited. Women everywhere. All these girls, they're all there. Naked bodies everywhere. They all know my name.
- Wyatt Donnelly: Gary, Gary.
- Gary Wallace: What?
- Wyatt Donnelly: Nobody likes us. Nobody.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace
Ilan Mitchell-Smith - Wyatt Donnelly

- Kirk: What are you doing?
- Spock: I am preparing to toast a marsh melon.
- McCoy: Well, I'll be damned. A marsh melon. Where'd you learn to do that?
- Spock: Before leaving the ship, I consulted the computer library to familiarize myself with the customs associated with "camping out".
- McCoy: Well, tell me, Spock. What do you do after we... (continue)(continue reading)
William Shatner - James T. Kirk
Leonard Nimoy - Spock
DeForest Kelley - McCoy

“- Alice: We don't even have an apartment. How can we have a dinner party?
- Charlotte: Well, its another incentive to get one.”
Chloë Sevigny - Alice
Kate Beckinsale - Charlotte

“- Angela: Your face looks fine. I have never seen anyone spend so much time in a mirror!
- Suzanne: Relax! I just wanna look good for the boys. You did remember to invite some cute boys to the party I hope.
- Angela: Of course I did, and we're gonna scare the shit out of them.”
Amelia Kinkade - Angela
Linnea Quigley - Suzanne

“Our friends at the Forest of Feelings have proven to everyone that there's always a way to show that you care. And so, the purpose of this festive occasion is to let all bear witness to the inaguration of our friends into the Care Bear Family!”
Billie Mae Richards - Tender Heart Bear

“For most people, Friday's just the day before the weekend. But after this Friday, the neighborhood'll never be the same.”
Ice Cube - Craig Jones

Most recently of all, a "Roman Toga Party" was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion so profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.
Mark Metcalf - Doug Neidermeyer

“- Rolo Rockwell: I can't believe you're leaving right before Dad's party!
- Crow Black: I haven't got time to party, I've gotta go play ball! Besides, I wish you'd all wise up! This isn't Levi's party, look at all this! This is your party! Watch the game! It's dedicated to Dad. So long!”
John Glover - Rolo Rockwell
Bill Pullman - Crow Black

“Toga! Toga!”
John Belushi - John Blutarsky

“You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.”
Kelly LeBrock - Lisa

“- Cale: The only party I heard about is the one in your panties.
- Haley Gordon: Oh, no. There's absolutely no way there could be a party in my panties.
- Cale: Why not?
- Haley Gordon: Because I'm not wearing any.”

Ethan Suplee - Cale
Isidra Vega - Haley Gordon

“Why is it that a man always gets thrown his best party when he dies?”
Lloyd Bridges - Max

“Eat a bowl of fuck! I am here to party!”

Hal Havins - Stooge

“- Charles Highway: I notice you don't have a drink.
- Rachel Noyce: Are you giving this party?
- Charles Highway: Certainly not. Parties of this kind are not given, they're received.”
Dexter Fletcher - Charles Highway
Ione Skye - Rachel Noyce

“- Operator: 9-1-1 Emergency.
- Party Crasher: Hello there! It's me - again! Well, what can I say? I'm about to crash another party.”
Stephen Lang - Party Crasher

“If you want be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.”
Kelly LeBrock - Lisa