Pleasure quotes

“- Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary: May I suggest, if you're dressing to please Stephen, not that one. He doesn't like such obvious effects.
- Crystal Allen: Thanks for the tip. But when anything I wear doesn't please Stephen, I take it off.”
Norma Shearer - Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary
Joan Crawford - Crystal Allen

“The Moulin Rouge. A night club, a dance hall and a bordello. Ruled over by Harold Zidler. A kingdom of night time pleasures. Where the rich and powerful came to play with the young and beautiful creatures of the underworld. The most beautiful of these was the one I loved. Satine. A courtesan. She sold her love to men. They called her the ...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ewan McGregor - Christian

“I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.”
Philip Baker Hall - Floyd Gondolli

“The Lord of Light wants his enemies burned. The Drowned God wants them drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious cunts? Where is the god of tits and wine?”
Peter Dinklage - Tyrion Lannister

“You want my advice? Leisureland is where you want to be.”
Jason Sudeikis - Dave Johnson

“They came to the conclusion that men are essential for procreation, but when it comes to pleasure... unnecessary.”
Gal Gadot - Diana

“Work is a curse, Saturno. Down with work that you have to do to survive. That work isn't honorable, as some say. All it does is fatten the exploiting swine. However, what you do for pleasure ennobles man. If only we could all work like that. Look at me, I'd rather be hanged than work! So, I live poorly, but I live without working.”
Fernando Rey - Don Lope

“- Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
- Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!”
Jon Heder - Napoleon Dynamite

“- Galahad: I don't kill for pleasure.
- Tristan: You should try it some day. You might get a taste for it.”
Hugh Dancy - Galahad
Mads Mikkelsen - Tristan

“Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!”

Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“A long time ago I decided that the key to life was pleasing men.”
Bo Derek - Christina

“- Fatima Blush: You know that making love to Fatima was the greatest pleasure of your life.
- James Bond: Well, to be perfectly honest, there was this girl in Philadelphia...
- Fatima Blush: Shut up!”
Barbara Carrera - Fatima
Sir Sean Connery - James Bond

“- Anastasia Steele: Do you have any interests outside of work?
- Christian Grey: I enjoy various physical pursuits.”
Dakota Johnson - Anastasia Steele
Jamie Dornan - Christian Grey

“Our membership has its pleasure, its hardship, and sometimes its pain.”
Craig T. Nelson - Litten Mandrake

“- Roy Cronin: I knew I wouldn't sleep so I've been walking in the garden, confiding my good luck to the stars.
- Myra: Were they pleased?
- Roy Cronin: No, they seemed indifferent. They went on glittering, the little exhibitionists!”
Robert Taylor - Roy Cronin
Vivien Leigh - Myra

“Virgins. I love them. No diseases, no loose as a goose pussy, no skank. No nothing. Just pure pleasure.”
Leo Fitzpatrick - Telly

“- Dick Kelly: We're gonna thunderfuck.
- Lenore: You're gonna tsunami on my face.
- Dick Kelly: You're gonna flood like the Nile.
- Lenore: Yeah, I guess the drought in my pussy is finally over.
- Dick Kelly: The villagers will finally eat.
- Lenore: If you're gonna die while you're eating me out, I want your last breath to be in my pussy.
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Robert De Niro - Dick Kelly
Aubrey Plaza - Lenore
Jake Picking - Cody

“Life in San Francisco, you see, is still just life. If you want any one thing too badly, it's likely to turn out to be a disappointment. The only healthy way to live life is to learn to like all the little everyday things, like a sip of good whiskey in the evening, a soft bed, a glass of buttermilk, or a feisty gentleman like myself.”
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae

“- Elektra King: What do you do to survive?
- James Bond: I take pleasure - and great beauty.”
Sophie Marceau - Elektra King
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that shit which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not fucking stupid. At least, we're not that fucking stupid.”

Ewan Gordon McGregor - Mark Renton

“I read a study and after the age of forty a woman's chances of having sex are diminished by eighty percent. So, after fifty, God help you. And since I probably won't be having sex again, chocolate is the only pleasure left for me.”
Wendy Crewson - Lila

“The smell of white paper is like the scent of skin of a new lover who has just paid a surprise visit out of a rainy garden. And the black ink is like lacquered hair. And the quill? Well, the quill is like that instrument of pleasure whose purpose is never in doubt but whose surprising efficiency one always, always forgets.”
Vivian Wu - Nagiko

“Making sex is like a Chinese dinner: It ain't over 'til you both get your cookies.”
Alec Baldwin - Old Man Dunphy

“We risk sanity for moments of temporary enlightenment.”
John Simm - Jip

“I have discovered in my life that it is not always the nature of God nor why he may bring in one night pleasure and death and rage and tenderness all intermingled so that one can barely distinguish one from the other... and it is all that one can do to hang onto sanity.”
Sarah Polley - Maren Hontvedt