Police quotes

“- Charlie Mackenzie: You look like Huggy Bear from 'Starsky and Hutch'.
- Tony Giardino: What do ya mean? I look hip!
- Charlie Mackenzie: No, you look like an undercover cop trying to look hip.
- Tony Giardino: I am an undercover cop trying to look hip.”
Mike Myers - Charlie Mackenzie
Anthony LaPaglia - Tony Giardino

“- Gin: I said this is called entrapment.
- Mac: No, actually it's called blackmail. Entrapment is what cops do to thieves.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Gin
Sir Sean Connery - Mac

“- Ray Hughes: I still like being a cop.
- Danny Costanzo: This will be the same thing. We break up some fights, we argue with some drunks, we roust some hookers, and occasionally we, if we're lucky, we'll get robbed.”
Gregory Hines - Ray Hughes
Billy Crystal - Danny Costanzo

“- Guthrie: Are you wanted by the police?
- Godfrey: That's just the trouble. Nobody wants me.”
Franklin Pangborn - Guthrie
William Powell - Godfrey

“You know what cops do when they retire? They play golf. I don't want to play golf. I hate fucking golf.”
Bruce Willis - Jeff Talley

“- Leo Getz: Oh I get it. Bad cop, good cop.
- Roger Murtaugh: Shut up.
- Leo Getz: Oh okay, bad cop, bad cop.”
Joe Pesci - Leo Getz
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“And remember, this is all due to the g-g-g-g-g-g-gullibility of the New York Police Department!”

Jeremy Irons - Simon Gruber

“I'm tired of wishing things made sense. I'm tired of caring about some dead girl, and there's just gonna be another one after her. Sending killers to jail is just sending them where they've been heading all their dumb, pathetic lives. The dead are still dead.”

Kevin Bacon - Sean Devine

“You know what a future a cop has, Murph? None. You punch a clock for 30 years, retirement, pension... nothin' to do. Drunk at noon, bullet in the brain by evening. Well, not for this kid! The police department's got it all: guns, ammo, drugs, cash... it's a one-stop shopping center. If you've got the balls and the brains, there's not a fucking...” (continue)(continue reading)
Stuart Wilson - Jack Travis

“- Arjen Rudd: Now we do have a serious diplomatic situation here, which I will be taking up with your state department first thing in the morning.
- Martin Riggs: Whoa, you got me quaking in my boots, but I'm still gonna bring you down.
- Arjen Rudd: My dear officer, you could not even give me a parking ticket! Who is the dickhead now, eh?”
Joss Ackland - Arjen Rudd
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“Monsters! Space people! Mad doctors! They didn't teach me about such things in the police academy! And yet that's all I've been assigned to since I became on active duty! Why do I always get picked for these screwy details all the time? I resign.”
Paul Marco - Kelton

“- Man Stoner: [on police radio] Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, can you hear me?
- Clyde - Narc: Hello, headquarters? Hello, headquarters? Come in, headquarters. This is Officer Clive... we are...
- Sgt. Stedenko: Use the codename! The codename!
- Clyde - Narc: Headquarters, headquarters come in, please. The is Codename Hardhead.
- Sgt....” (continue)(continue reading)
Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner
Karl Johnson - The Narcs: Clyde
Stacy Keach - The Narcs: Sergeant Stedenko

“You policemen are always in such a hurry. As if dead men didn't have all eternity.”

Claude Rains - Sir John Talbot

“- Mr. White: You really think we were set up?
- Mr. Pink: Do you even doubt it, man? I don't think we got set up, I know we got set up! I mean, really, seriously, where did all those cops come from, huh? One minute they're not there, the next minute they're there? I didn't hear any sirens. The alarm went off, okay. When an alarm goes off, you...” (continue)(continue reading)

Harvey Keitel - Mr. White
Steve Buscemi - Mr. Pink

“- Mace Ryan: Chicago PD thinks you're a cop-killer, you know what that means?
- Jake Lo: I'm off the departments Christmas list?”
Powers Boothe - Mace Ryan
Brandon Lee - Jake Lo

“- Kara Milovy: What happened?
- James Bond: Salt corrosion.”

Maryam d'Abo - Kara Milovy
Timothy Dalton - James Bond

“I don't care what undercover rock you crawled out from, there's a dress code for detectives in Robbery-Homicide. Section 3-605. 10. 20. 22. 24. 26. 50. 70. 80. It specifies: clean shirt, short hair, tie, pressed trousers, sports jacket or suit, and leather shoes, preferably with a high shine on them.”

Dan Aykroyd - Friday

“The cops? They're outmanned, outgunned, and incompetent!”
Morton Downey Jr. - Tony Pope

“- Captain Logan: When you've been cops this long, you are not fit for anything else. What are you gonna do, open a bar?
- Ray Hughes: We're looking for some new career challenges.
- Danny Costanzo: Yeah, something with a future.
- Captain Logan: Show me another career they let you shoot people.”
Dan Hedaya - Captain Logan
Gregory Hines - Ray Hughes
Billy Crystal - Danny Costanzo

“I am the police! You have to do what I say!”
Samuel L. Jackson - Abel Turner

“- Mike Lowrey: Let me tell you how bad a day you're having: right now you're jacking a couple of cops.
- White Carjacker: Oh, yeah? Well, I'm a stand-up comedian. And I suck! That's why I need your car.”

Will Smith - Mike Lowrey
Kim Coates - White Carjacker

“That's who the enemy is. Policemen and file clerks. Law and order, you might say.”
Jeremy Irons - Kafka

- Walter: Cops on bicycles.
- Jeff Dunham: What's wrong with that?
- Walter: How intimidating is this? "All right, buddy, pull over". Ching-ching, ching-ching! What do they do there when they arrest somebody? "All right, in the basket".
Jeff Dunham - Walter
Jeff Dunham - Himself

“Let's see now: you've lost half a million dollars, confiscated a ton of useless coke, and been responsible for the murder of a federal informant, and that... that's just tonight.”

Kurt Russell - Frescia

“- Policeman: Come on up to the station house, the Lieutenant is throwing a party.
- Janie Barlow: Can't I even get some clothes!
- Policeman: No, he wants you just as you are.
- Janie Barlow: Oh, it's that kind of a party!”

Frank Hagney - Policeman
Joan Crawford - Janie Barlow