Police quotes

“- Angela de Marco: God, you people work just like the mob! There's no difference.
- Regional Director Franklin: Oh, there's a big difference, Mrs. de Marco. The mob is run by murdering, thieving, lying, cheating psychopaths. We work for the President of the United States of America.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Angela de Marco
Trey Wilson - Regional Director Franklin

“- Highway: Your nightstick file for divorce, Reese?
- Reese: Who the hell do you think you are? Pissin' on my squad car. You think you can break our rules and then just walk away? Or are we supposed to wet our pants over your dress blues and your Goddamn colored ribbons. Take a look at that file of yours sometime, hero. Check the dates. It's...” (continue)(continue reading)
Clint Eastwood - Highway
John Hostetter - Reese

“- Tom Ludlow: You married, Diskant?
- Detective Paul Diskant: Engaged. And I'd like to see her again.”

Keanu Reeves - Tom Ludlow
Chris Evans - Detective Paul Diskant

“Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus-violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust!”
Edward Norton - Monty Brogan

“- Mr. Darrell Sherman: Rolle was a cop. He knows the law.
- Hannah Dillon: Yeah, that's right Darrell, you keep the faith.”
Glenn Plummer - Mr. Darrell Sherman
Peggy Pope - Hannah Dillon

“I think we should arrest him for what he's wearing!”

Emilio Estevez - Bill Reimers

“- Bart: You think the cops suspect me of killing Richie even though I was his best friend?
- Eric Binford: The cops are paid to suspect everyone but catch no one.”
Hennen Chambers - Bart
Dennis Christopher - Eric Binford

“I hang out in this bar with all the other Hollywood cops. Okay, so the Glitter Dome isn't a bar; it's a pig pen. And Hollywood isn't a city; it's a land filled with broken dreams. Nothing is what it seems.”
James Garner - Sgt. Aloysius 'Al' Mackey

“- 'Joliet' Jake Blues: How are you gonna get the band back together, Mr. Hot Rodder? Those cops have your name, your address.
- Elwood Blues: They don't have my address. I falsified my renewal. I put down 1060 West Addison.
- 'Joliet' Jake Blues: 1060 West Addison? That's Wrigley Field.”
John Belushi - Joliet' Jake Blues
Dan Aykroyd - Elwood Blues

“I was the only guy who disagreed with the cops - and I had brain damage.”
Guy Pearce - Leonard Shelby

“- Jesse Stone: I'm a cop. I've been a cop for a long time. I'm good at it. I know how to do this. You don't.
- Jim Burns: Damn it, we can fire you.
- Jesse Stone: You can. But you can't tell me what to do.”

Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone
John Dunsworth - Jim Burns

“I didn't want to do this, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.”
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

“- Tom O'Meara: Did they catch the fuckers?
- Rory: They were the fuckers.”

Harrison Ford - Tom O'Meara
Brad Pitt - Rory Devaney

“- Deputy Brent: Let me drive.
- Sheriff Frank: No, you're drunk.
- Deputy Brent: You always get to drive.
- Sheriff Frank: That's cause I'm the sheriff, asshole.”
Jonathan Banks - Deputy Brent
Scott Brady - Sheriff Frank

“- Sergeant Edgar Millen: If anyone's going to bring in Albert Johnson, it's going to be me - not some bounty hunter or some flyboy buckin' for promotion.
- Constable Alvin Adams: Why you? Why are you so special?
- Sergeant Edgar Millen: He deserves me, not them.”
Lee Marvin - Millen
Andrew Stevens - Alvin

“- John J.: Just because you're a fuckin' cop, where do you get the right to tell me I got wrinkles on my face?
- Cop at Newsstand: All I said was you look a little tired, John... a little worn out. I didn't say anything about wrinkles.”
Robert Duvall - John J.
Michael Corrente - Cop at Newsstand

“- The Pilot, Capt. Hank Tucker RCAF: I'm Captain Hank Tucker, RCAF. I've come to bring the fugitive to justice. Where's headquarters?
- Sergeant Edgar Millen: Wherever I'm standing.”
Scott Hylands - The Pilot
Lee Marvin - Millen

“- Capt. Murphy: Murtaugh, all that damage you caused downtown is coming out of the department's budget!
- Roger Murtaugh: Fine. Pay it off in Krugerrands.
- Capt. Murphy: Don't make jokes, Murtaugh, make arrests!”
Steve Kahan - Capt. Murphy
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“- Ponton: He was just found dead in a training facility locker room. Shot in the head.
- Clouseau: Was it fatal?
- Ponton: Yes.
- Clouseau: How fatal?
- Ponton: Um, completely.
- Clouseau: I want to talk to him now!”
Jean Reno - Ponton
Steve Martin - Clouseau

“- Robocop: I must commandeer your vehicle for police use.
- Pimp: What is your problem, sucker? I mean, Officer.”

Robert John Burke - Robocop
Ron Leggett - Pimp

“- M.J. Monahan: Nobody in this department has ever worked a serial case before.
- Lt. Quinn: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I have.
- M.J. Monahan: The Zodiac, right?
- Lt. Quinn: That's right.
- M.J. Monahan: Did anyone ever catch the Zodiac, sir, or did he die of old age?”

Holly Hunter - M.J. Monahan
J.E. Freeman - Lt. Quinn

“This is the New South. Now they got black cops to come and torment your black ass. It's called affirmative action.”
Blair Underwood - Bobby Earl

“- Lt. Quinn: The Hudson broad...
- M.J. Monahan: What about her?
- Lt. Quinn: The commissioner thinks, and I agree with him on this, that's she's leakin' like a rusty bucket. Maybe she's trying to hype her new book. I don't know, I don't care! She's just not reliable, especially after lunch.”
J.E. Freeman - Lt. Quinn
Holly Hunter - M.J. Monahan

“- FBI Agent Gray: You have to look, act, and even think like a criminal. And you're gonna have to change your speech patterns too. Most criminals like to use slang terminology, and profanity, and so forth, especially with regard to police and authority figures.
- Miles Logan: Oh, you mean like, shut the hell up you dickless FBI...?
- FBI Agent...” (continue)(continue reading)
Steve Rankin - FBI Agent Gray
Martin Lawrence - Miles Logan

“Policeman's bodies age at different rates. Look at me... I got a belly in its 50's, my balls are in their 60's and my feet are in their 80's.”
Lance Henriksen - Freddy Ross