Police quotes

“- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: You fellas wanna read me my rights?
- Detective #1: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped by him.
[Detective #2 blows Fletch a kiss]
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: I'll... waive my rights.”

Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher
Tony Longo - Detective #1

“- Putter: Where's Binx? Did he get in trouble? What did he do? Can I come, Billie Jean? I love police stations.
- Billie Jean: I thought you were grounded.
- Putter: I am.”
Yeardley Smith - Putter
Helen Slater - Billie Jean

“- Brian Taylor: This is my day job. Some of you might know me as Brian or Taylor, but here I am Police Officer 2 Brian Taylor. This is where the forces of good prepare to fight the forces of evil. This is my partner, Officer Zavala.
- Mike Zavala: I'm on my chones, dude.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Brian Taylor
Michael Peña - Mike Zavala

- Albrecht: I am the police and I say "Don't move", Snow White. You move, you're dead.
- Eric Draven: And I say "I'm dead", and I move.
Ernie Hudson - Albrecht
Brandon Lee - Eric

“- John: There's cops all down this road.
- Gerry Austin: So?
- John: So cops have got radios. This gas is stolen.
- Gerry Austin: So is the car!”
Tony Barry - John
Kelly Johnson - Gerry Austin

“- Paul Tannek: Are you referring to the illegal drugs you disperse at parties?
- Chris: What are you talking about? What, are you gonna turn into a narc on us?”
Jason Biggs - Paul Tannek
Thomas Sadoski - Chris

You're gonna be in my next song. It's called "RoboSteckler". It's about a cop who met his worst nightmare: a nigga with enough political juice to squash your ass like a stinkbug! You gonna be famous, fucker!
Glenn Plummer - Jeriko One

“- Sergeant Dominick Benti: You wouldn't happen to have a drink in there, would you?
- Carol Hunnicut: You're on duty.
- Sergeant Dominick Benti: I only drink when I'm on duty.”
M. Emmet Walsh - Sergeant Dominick Benti
Anne Archer - Carol Hunnicut

“- Claudette Katsenback: I'm Claudette Katzenback, the va-va-va-voom girl with the va-va-va-voom voice. Who the hell are you?
- Lieutenant Cross: I'm Lt. Cross, the Chicago cop with the sh-sh-short temper.”
Anita Morris - Claudette Katsenback
Michael Lerner - Lieutenant Cross

“Only cops and bad news don't knock.”

Mickey Rourke - Harry Angel

“- Alex Montel: That's how I like cops - dead.
- Jim Street: You wanna join him? Huh?
- Alex Montel: He knew the dangers, no? That's why he signed up to be a police officer. Carry a gun in the Wild West, like you, cowboy. Would you be sitting here if this job wasn't dangerous? Huh? Anyway... killing him probably got you 20 new recruits. You...” (continue)(continue reading)
Olivier Martinez - Alex Montel
Colin Farrell - Jim Street

“- Sam Dietz: Is that the jerkoff?
- Bill Malloy: No, that's another one.
- Sam Dietz: How many jerkoffs you got around here?
- Bill Malloy: Got exactly eight. I hope you don't make it nine.”

Leo Rossi - Sam Dietz
Robert Loggia - Bill Malloy

“- Maguire: Look, I just want to lay my cards on the table. Whatever questions you have about our... operation, go ahead, ask me. Shoot.
- Nick Frescia: Okay. Who's your snitch?
- Maguire: I can't tell you that.”
J. T. Walsh - Maguire
Kurt Russell - Frescia

“- Jimmy Markum: How long?
- Whitey Powers: How long what?
- Jimmy Markum: How long till you catch my daughter's killer? I need to know.”
Sean Penn - Jimmy Markum
Laurence Fishburne - Whitey Powers

“You oughta be nervous. You a black cop. ”
Mike Epps - Day-Day

“Cop. Policeman, Understand? It's bad to shoot me. He's a cop too. It's bad to shoot him.”
Brandon Lee - Johnny Murata

“Tommy, unlock the door! Come here, now you listen to me. I want you to go down the stairs, and out the front door. I want you to go down the street to the Mackenzie's house. I want you to tell them to call the police and tell them to send them over here. Now, do you understand me? Go do as I say!”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Laurie Strode

“- Pilcher: What do you do when you're not detecting, Agent Starling?
- Clarice Starling: I try to be a student, Dr. Pilcher.
- Pilcher: Ever go out for cheeseburgers and beer? The amusing house wine?
- Clarice Starling: Are you hitting on me, doctor?
- Pilcher: Yes.”
Paul Lazar - Pilcher
Jodie Foster - Clarice Starling

“- Brannigan: There he is, the best nose on the force. He could stick that snout in the wind right now and lead you to a stash in the middle of Tijuana.
- Dooley: Listen, I gotta be up front with you. I got a real bad feeling about this dog.
- Brannigan: Hey, tough shit. That's all I got. Not I want you to take care.
- Dooley: Don't worry about...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ed O'Neill - Brannigan
Jim Belushi - Dooley

“I'm sorry, your honor, but what would you call it, legally, when the officer who arrested you was having sexual intercourse with your wife? You know, I think it's objectionable.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Ted Crawford

“This may sound strange for a cop: Let's get the fuck out of here.”
Brandon Lee - Johnny Murata

“I'd like to see your drivers license and proof of insurance!”

Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“I'm only gonna say this once. I'm a special officer. You have to get me to the corner of 83rd and Aviation in 10 minutes... otherwise, two wonderful people that I know are gonna die.”

John Candy - Frank Dooley

“[to an American tourist couple]
You wanted to see a bit of the real India?”

Dev Patel - Older Jamal

Every policeman knows when he joins the force that there are certain inherent risks that come with the territory. Ask any cop, he'll tell ya, "If you can't stand the heat, you better stay out of the kitchen".
Ronny Cox - Dick Jones