Police quotes

“I've gone through so many blueprints I can taste the ink through my fingers.”
Brad Pitt - Rust Ryan

“- Rico: What a clever reward from Fargo, I mean, considering the services.
- Warden Miller: When you start killing innocent people, Rico, you went beyond service.”

Armand Assante - Rico
Maurice Roëves - Miller

“- Matt Dunbar: Just pretend to be a student - you're supposed to be good at that kind of thing.
- Nick Dunbar: Matt, no one is going to believe I am a high school kid.
- Matt Dunbar: Nick, be serious - no one believes you're a cop!”
Loren Dean - Matt Dunbar
Arliss Howard - Nick Dunbar

“I just love a man in uniform. Policemen are the best.”
Tami Erin - Pippi Longstocking

“- Captain Diel: Two officers were shot, one man lost a pinkie.
- Carter: But didn't nobody die!
- Captain Diel: You destroyed half a city block!
- Carter: That block was already messed up.
- Captain Diel: And you lost a lot of evidence!
- Carter: We still got a little bit left.”
Philip Baker Hall - Captain Diel
Chris Tucker - Carter

“Evidence of the ol' glazzies. Nothing up our sleeves. No magic, little Alex. A job for two who are now of job age, the police.”
James Marcus - Georgie

“Marlo listen. I've got something very important to tell you. Sir Michael is one of England's top secret agents. He's bigger than 007!”
Dom DeLuise - Dan Turner

“Trying to make these policemen understand something is harder than doing it yourself.”
Billie Burke - Mrs. Topper

“- Ice Cube: Motherfuckers tryin' to tell us what the fuck we can't say. This N.W.A.!
- Audience: [cheers]
- Ice Cube: We do what the fuck we wanna do. We say what the fuck we wanna say! So everybody, put them middle fingers high in the sky.”

O'Shea Jackson Jr. - Ice Cube

“Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit but, hey, I'm in a police station.”

Kevin Spacey - Verbal

“I've always had a natural fear of the police, or abuse of their power.”
Terrence Howard

“I don't want to play fat cops for the rest of my life.”
Will Patton

“- Carter: Secret Service Agent James Carter, I like the sound of it. Won't be long before I'm in Washington D.C. protectin' the President.
- Lee: We both know you wouldn't take a bullet for someone else.
- Carter: Yeah but they don't know that.”
Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

“- Doug MacRay: We're fucked if we see a helicopter, we're fucked if we see SWAT. We see a cruiser, stop, take out the engine blocks, keep movin'. No one needs to get hurt.
- James Coughlin: Yeah, these guards like to test you, though. They wanna get hurt for ten dollars an hour, don't get in the way.”
Ben Affleck - Doug MacRay
Jeremy Renner - James Coughlin

“I'm gonna go call 911. What's the number?”
Seth Green - Mick

“- Det. Macready: It's never the bullies, is it?
- Alicia Browning: Of course not. Bullies have to graduate, so that they can become police officers.”

Raphael Sbarge - Det. Macready
Busy Philipps - Alicia Browning

“I'm too old for this shit.”

Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“In Bay City, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.”
Ben Stiller - David Starsky

So I'm backing out the door, right, and I got the TV, like this; it was a big old thing, I couldn't see shit; suddenly I hear this voice, "Police, kid, hands in the air". You know, I was standing there, holdin' on to that TV, so finally the voice says, "you hear what I said, boy?". And I say, "yes sir, I sure did, but if I drop this fucking... (continue)(continue reading)
Gil Bellows - Tommy

“- Jim Malone: Ah, I'm among the heathen. That is my call box key, and that... is my St. Jude medallion.
- Eliot Ness: Saint who?
- George: Santo Jude. The patron saint of lost causes.
- Jim Malone: And policemen.
- Ness: Well, which are we, gentlemen... policemen, or lost causes?”
Sir Sean Connery - Jim Malone
Kevin Costner - Eliot Ness
Brad Sullivan - George

“Policing is all about comfortable footwear.”
Michael Peña - Mike Zavala

“- Sunhill: I thought you hated places like this.
- Brenner: I do. However the murderer may be in this room, sitting all smug and shiny... until we walked in. And now maybe he's a little less smug and a little less shiny. And that's pretty cool, don't you think?”

Madeleine Stowe - Sara Sunhill
John Travolta - Paul Brenner

“- Detective Lee Butters: License. Registration. Urine Sample.
- Leo Getz: German Jews didn't have it any easier when we were kids, so don't think you're the only one, okay? Okay? Besides, I was just kiddin' with ya. I can smell a cop a mile away.
- Detective Lee Butters: I smell bad, what'chu trying to say?”

Chris Rock - Detective Lee Butters
Joe Pesci - Leo Getz

“- Bill Reimers: I don't believe this. They ate all the food and left dog turds in the fridge.
- Chris Lecce: Don't worry. I'll go to the supermarket. What do you want?
- Bill Reimers: Truth and justice.
- Chris Lecce: Anything else?
- Bill Reimers: Doughnuts.
- Chris Lecce: Why not? We are cops.”

Emilio Estevez - Bill Reimers
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Chris Lecce

“Let's go fight crime or something.”
Michael Peña - Mike Zavala