Police quotes

“- Captain Harris: Citizens On Patrol. What a joke. You know what C.O.P. really stands for Proctor?
- Proctor: No sir what?
- Captain Harris: Collection Of Pissants.”
G.W. Bailey - Captain Harris
Lance Kinsey - Proctor

“- Samantha: I don't understand. You said you're not a cop.
- Jack Reacher: I'm not.
- Samantha: What's military police?
- Turner: It's different.
- Samantha: But... you stole this car.
- Turner: It's complicated.”
Danika Yarosh - Samantha
Tom Cruise - Jack Reacher
Cobie Smulders - Turner

“- Danny Costanzo: We can move down here.
- Ray Hughes: No, being a cop down here wouldn't be the same.
- Danny Costanzo: I don't mean being a cop. I mean to quit, retire, be a regular person.
- Ray Hughes: Regular people suck!
- Danny Costanzo: Maybe, but they hardly ever get shot.”
Billy Crystal - Danny Costanzo
Gregory Hines - Ray Hughes

“Remember this, if you see someone doing something but at the same time watching you... then he is a cop.”
Chapman To - Tsui Wai-keung

“Never fall asleep in a room full of cops!”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Brian Taylor

“If he shot the sheriff but didn't shoot the deputy then who did?”

Maureen Stapleton - Mary Scanlan

“- PC Danny Butterman: What do you think?
- Nicholas Angel: Well, I wouldn't argue that it wasn't a no-holds-barred, adrenaline-fueled thrill ride. But there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.”

Nick Frost - PC Danny Butterman
Simon Pegg - Nicholas Angel

“- Officer Flynn: You threatening me, Bulger?
- Whitey Bulger: The last thing I would do if I was planning to harm you is to warn you in advance, you dumb fuck.”
David Conley - Officer Flynn
Johnny Depp - James 'Whitey' Bulger

“- Nicole: Would you like me to stay behind and help you?
- Clouseau: That is a generous offer, Nicole. But I am quite sensitive to office gender politics. And in today's world, the slightest gesture can be misinterpreted as harrasment. And it is late, and I would prefer not to put you or me into that delicate situation.”
Emily Mortimer - Nicole
Steve Martin - Clouseau

“In my opinion, New York City police officers are brave.”
Heath Ledger

“This is the lifeblood of our organization. Paperwork.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Brian Taylor

“Lucky for me this place is soundproof. That way nobody gets to hear me beating the truth out of you.”
Kurt Russell - Lt. Gabriel Cash

“- Max Cherry: If you've got time, you think you can find out where he's staying?
- Winston: Cops can't locate him, huh?
- Max Cherry: They don't have your winning personality.”

Robert Forster - Max Cherry
Tommy "Tiny" Lister - Winston

“- Kate McQuean: Do you know how they call a Florida cop in a three-piece suit?
- Det. Max Kirkpatrick: No. What?
- Kate McQuean: The defendant!”
Cindy Crawford - Kate McQuean
William Baldwin - Det. Max Kirkpatrick

“The police have returned to the safety of their doughnut shops.”
Ismael 'East' Carlo - Father Rodriguez

- Web Smith: Where are you from, "sempai"? Scotland Yard?
- John Connor: Scotland Backyard.
Wesley Snipes - Lt. Webster Smith
Sir Sean Connery - Capt. John Connor

“- Dr. Cyril Wecht: What if they show up here with a warrant?
- Dr. Bennet Omalu: On suspicion of what? Science?”
Albert Brooks - Dr. Cyril Wecht
Will Smith - Dr. Bennet Omalu

“- U.S. Marshal Joe Belle: Do you know who I am?
- Tom Horn: No.
- U.S. Marshal Joe Belle: What you were in the Southwest, I was in the Northwest.
- Tom Horn: I was mostly out of work.”
Billy Green Bush - U.S. Marshal Joe Belle
Steve McQueen - Tom Horn

“- Sherlock Holmes: This man pervades Europe like a plague, yet no one has heard of him. That's what puts him on the pinnacle in the records of crime.
- Doctor Watson: What's he do?
- Sherlock Holmes: Everything and nothing. In his whole diabolical career, the police have never been able to pin anything on him.”
Basil Rathbone - Sherlock Holmes
Nigel Bruce - Doctor Watson

“- MIB Customs Agent: Any fruit or vegetables?
- Serleena: Yeah, two heads of cabbage.”

Peter Spruyt - MIB Customs Agent
Lara Flynn Boyle - Serleena

“- Tracey Verna: Well nobody ever plans to end up in Vegas. You just do. Kinda sneaks up on you. But it is the fastest growing economy in the US, the economy is booming, business is growing, I'm up to my neck in paperwork. Oh, but frankly, it's not a whole lotta fun. Are you are whole lotta fun Alex?
- Alex Whitman: Ah, Jeff said we might have...” (continue)(continue reading)
Beth Broderick - Tracey Verna
Matthew Perry - Alex Whitman

“- Arnie: I'm going higher than before. I'm going high!
- Deputy: It's getting dark soon. Come on down.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Arnie Grape

“- Leah: So you can't protect me?
- Detective Hansen: I'm doing everything I can within the law.
- Leah: I want my life back and I'm not just going to roll over.”
Sanaa Lathan - Leah
Holt McCallany - Detective Hansen

“The whole point of having a safe deposit box is so that people like you don't know what's in it!”

Sharon Maughan - Sonia Bern

“This probably is, now that I think about it, the biggest fuck-up in the history of American law enforcement.”
David Harbour - Gordon Shanklin