Police quotes

“Fuck the police!”
O'Shea Jackson Jr. - Ice Cube

“- Wayne Campbell: I smell bacon. Does anyone else smell bacon?
- Garth Algar: I definitely smell a pork product of some kind.”

Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar

“- Commissioner Brumford: Ladies and gentlemen, I would now like to introduce a most special American. Tonight, he is being honoured for his 1000th drug-dealer killed.
- Lt. Frank Drebin: Thank you. But, in all honesty, the last three I backed over with my car. Luckily, they turned out to be drug-dealers.”
Jacqueline Brookes - Commissioner Brumford
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“- Nick Conklin: Just hope they got a Nip in this building who speaks fucking English.
- Matsumoto Masahiro: Assistant inspector Matsumoto Masahiro, criminal investigation section, Osaka prefecture police. And I do speak fucking English.”
Michael Douglas - Nick Conklin
Ken Takakura - Matsumoto Masahiro

“- Father Janovich: Why didn't you call the police?
- Walt Kowalski: Well you know, I prayed for them to come but nobody answered.”
Christopher Carley - Father Janovich
Clint Eastwood - Walt Kowalski

“It's the first time that the secret service has lost a president under its watch.”
Tom Welling - Roy Kellerman

“- Cesca: The police are here for you! It's all my fault, I shouldn't have come...
- Tony: Your fault, my fault, who cares? So long as you're here.”
Ann Dvorak - Cesca
Paul Muni - Tony

“The difference between us, right, apart from, you know, the obvious, and that is that I, right, I work for me. And you, well, you work for them.”

Tom Hardy - Reggie Kray

“You sold us out, Officer Duffy!”
Peter Weller - Robocop

“- Female Reporter: How long do you think it will take to find the killer?
- Clouseau: Right now the killer is being surrounded by a web of deduction, forensic science and the latest in technology such as two-way radios and e-mail.”
Alice Taglioni - Female Reporter
Steve Martin - Clouseau

“- Martha Beck: You know what they say about cops and donuts?
- Charles Hilderbrandt: No, what?
- Martha Beck: Neither one's any good without a hole in them.
- Charles Hilderbrandt: They say that about women, too.”
Salma Hayek - Martha Beck
James Gandolfini - Det. Charles Hilderbrandt

“Under Franco we lived in a world where the police would raid your home and ask whether you read Kafka.”
Carlos Saura

“- Police Officer: You guys supposed to be somewhere?
- Jerry Heller: These are artists.
- Police Officer: Rap is not an art.
- Jerry Heller: You cannot come down here and harass my clients because of what they look like.”
David Donah - Police Officer
Paul Giamatti - Jerry Heller

“When you're a detective and a man comes to see you, it's usually about his wife.”

Milo Parker - Roger
Sir Ian McKellen - Sherlock Holmes

“- Cale: Hello, this is Special Agent Carol Finnerty. To whom am I speaking?
- Tyler: That sounds official.”
Channing Tatum - Cale
Jimmi Simpson - Tyler

“He got your gun... your badge... and your teeth? You are a disgrace to the police force.”
Paul Gleason - Sgt. Frank Lackley

“- Bryant: Stop right where you are! You know the score, pal. You're not cop, you're little people!
- Rick Deckard: No choice, huh?
- Bryant: No choice, pal.”

M. Emmet Walsh - Bryant
Harrison Ford - Rick Deckard

“- FBI Agent Gray: All right Detective Malone. Now the objective here is to have these individuals look upon you as if you were one of them, a member of the criminal underworld. So it's important that your actions, your speech, and your general mode of behavior is all congruent with their expectation of a fellow criminal.
- Miles Logan: Oh, okay,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Steve Rankin - FBI Agent Gray
Martin Lawrence - Miles Logan

“- Sam: Where are the police?
- Darcy Banker: They've come and gone, got a little complicated. Gentlemen, you're trapped. Things have gone south. It won't end well.”
Alia Shawkat - Sam
Sir Patrick Stewart - Darcy

“- Binx: I didn't mean to shoot him, you heard what he said, he said it wasn't loaded.
- Billie Jean: We have to go to the police.
- Ophelia: They'll never believe you.
- Binx: It was an accident!
- Ophelia: You think he's gonna say that? It's his word against a bunch of crazy kids, he's gonna lie.”
Christian Slater - Binx
Helen Slater - Billie Jean
Martha Gehman - Ophelia

“- Casper: Your partner's a cocky nigger!
- Detective Mike Lowrey: Oh damn, now was that necessary, sir? Why can't he just be a cop? He got to be a nigga too?”
Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey

“The crimes we are investigating aren't crimes, they are ideas.”
Josh Stamberg - Agent Stokes

- Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth: I think it'd be a good idea to say "I'm sorry", huh?
- Kid #1: Oh man, I waited my whole life for this moment!
- Cop: I'm... sorry.
- Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth: Say "No problem, Officer".
- Kid #2: Go fuck your mama, you fucking pig cocksucker!
- Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth: That's good enough.
Warren Beatty - Jay Bulworth

“We can't have our law officers beatin' people half to death for no reason.”
Timothy Spall - Phil Olson

“I've gone through so many blueprints I can taste the ink through my fingers.”
Brad Pitt - Rust Ryan