Police quotes

“They're the police. Hey, your taxes are paying their salaries. We die, they gotta take a pay cut.”
Alan Ruck - Stephens

“You know I guess you could say I helped build an army, defend a country and create the biggest drug cartel this world has ever seen. DEA, CIA, White House. I mean, it's been a hell of an adventure. Yes sometimes a little more than I bargained for. But goddamn, you try telling me that this ain't the greatest country in the world?”

Tom Cruise - Barry Seal

“- Curtis Avery: How is it they always get here before we do?
- Dr. David Krane: The police band radios.
- Curtis Avery: No, that was a rhetorical question, David. That was one to which I didn't really expect an answer.”
David Paymer - Curtis Avery
Ray Liotta - David Krane

“There is no one more full of shit than a cop except for a cop on TV.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Billy

“Yellow police tape, teddy bears, t-shirts, balloons - these are the national memorials of our neighborhoods.”
John Cusack - Father Mike Corridan

“- Judy Hopps: I am a real cop.
- Nick Wilde: Never let them see that they get to you.
- Nick Wilde: You, bunnies, it’s all emotional.”

Ginnifer Goodwin - Judy Hopps
Jason Bateman - Nick Wilde

“- Valentina: Derek Zoolander, I’m with Interpol, Global Fashion Division. I need your help.
- Hansel: She’s hot. I trust her.”
Penelope Cruz - Valentina Valencia
Owen Wilson - Hansel

“I didn't join the police force to kill people.”
Sylvester Stallone - Deke DaSilva

“- Judy Hopps: Y'know, I think you might actually make a good cop.
- Nick Wilde: How dare you.”
Ginnifer Goodwin - Judy Hopps
Jason Bateman - Nick Wilde

“You know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to catch me the cowboy that's never been caught. Cowboy desperado.”
Bruce Dern - The Detective

“- Harry Pfarrer: Twenty years of Marshal Service, I never discharged my gun.
- Osbourne Cox: That sounds like something you ought to be telling your psychologist.”
George Clooney - Harry Pfarrer
John Malkovich - Osborne Cox

“- Evan: Fogell, I don't understand why you we're smoking cigarettes with those cops.
- Fogell: Because I fuckin' rule?”
Michael Cera - Evan
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Fogell

“Let me describe the scene to you. There are these guys, see? They've probably been up for like two days. They stink of B.O., they have coffee breath, they're constipated from sittin' on their asses for so long, they're sitting in a van, and they're probably parked right up the street from your office, Eddie. Your phone is tapped!”

Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh

“Miami sucks. But the cops are kind of nice.”
Dennis Farina - Henry Desalvo

“- DEA Agent Willie Sims: I'm DEA! Do you know what the fuck that means?
- Pinball: It means you're the most crooked nigger on this plane!”
José Zúñiga - DEA Agent Willie Sims
Dave Chappelle - Pinball

“- Paige Prescott: Please remove your hand from my thigh.
- Detective Leon Vaughn: Where would you like me to put it?
- Paige Prescott: How about up your ass?”
Denise Richards - Paige Prescott
Fulvio Cecere - Detective Leon Vaughn

“- Mr. Furious: Seems there was a little controversy there regarding your father's death.
- The Bowler: Yes, the police said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.
- The Blue Raja: You know, I've alwas suspected a bit of foul play there.
- The Bowler: As have I.”

Ben Stiller - Furious
Janeane Garofalo - Bowler
Hank Azaria - Blue Raja

“- FBI agent interrogating Chekov: Name.
- Chekov: My name?
- FBI agent interrogating Chekov:No, my name!
- Chekov: I do not know your name.
- FBI agent interrogating Chekov: You play games with me, Mister, and you're through.
- Chekov: I am? May I go now?”
Jeff Lester - FBI Agent
Walter Koenig - Chekov

“I'm a true cocksman. I don't mix my seed. The only time I touch a white woman is when I'm holding her down for the police.”
Ving Rhames - Marcus

“Oh my God! There's colored people in my house! I'm going to make a citizen's arrest!”

Jo Ann Havrilla - Prudence Pingleton

“All I know about the CIA is that they're a bunch of fat, old white guys who fell asleep when we needed them most.”
James Douglas Clayton - James Douglas Clayton

“Are we making chemical weapons? Kiddie porn? Are we strip-mining? No! Why are they after me?”
Tim Robbins - Gary Winston

“- Mary Brown: He's about 3ft6. He's got a bright red hat on and a blue duffle coat. And he is a bear.
- Policeman: It's not much to go on.
- Mary Brown: Really?”
Sally Hawkins - Mary Brown
Dominic Coleman - Policeman

“Want a joint? You know what they say, cops have the best dope.”
Chevy Chase - Tony Carlson

“- Captain Harris: Citizens On Patrol. What a joke. You know what C.O.P. really stands for Proctor?
- Proctor: No sir what?
- Captain Harris: Collection Of Pissants.”
G.W. Bailey - Captain Harris
Lance Kinsey - Proctor