Pornography quotes

“Nobody makes it. Nobody shows it. Nobody sees it. It's like it doesn't even exist.”

Peter Boyle - Andy Mast

“- Lisa: Men are always in a position of power.
- Rodgers: They're the ones who want the product so bad, they're the victims.
- Lisa: It exploits men by exploiting women.”

Robyn Lynne Raab - Lisa
Andrew Kemler - Rodgers

“- Nick Schaffer: What's this $110?
- Hotel Clerk: Those are your in-room movies.
- Nick Schaffer: No, I didn't watch any movies.
- Hotel Clerk: Okay, let's see... Afro Whores.
- Nick Schaffer: Afro Whores?
- Hotel Clerk: You watched it... let's see... uh, 11 times.”

Breckin Meyer - Nick Schaffer
Jenica Bergere - Hotel Clerk

“Hey, I brought you some more videos. You've got your choice: pornos or monster trucks. Oh, and I got one that's both.”
Jack Black - J.D.

“- Willie Saravian: I think I'm in love - with Zandra.
- Juan: I tell you what I'm going to do for you, Tito. I know a little something about love. I'm going to loan you some righteous video tapes. Very inspirational!”
Barret Oliver - Willie Saravian
Robert Beltran - Juan

“- Doreen: Kids, where's your father?
- Wally's daughter : He's upstairs masturbating to gay porn.
- Doreen: Again?”
Kevin McDonald - Doreen
Erica Fairfield - Wally's daughter

“Dear Mr. Breen. Point one: I have no intention of showing your tasteless letter to Ms. Ross. Point two: I believe there is a law against sending pornography through the mail. Point three: If you should be so ill-advised as to write her any more letters, I can assure you there will be no reply.”
Maureen Stapleton - Belle Goldman

“- Annette Atkins: [walks in and sees the camera crew] Aw, shit.
- Amber Atkins: Oh, they're from Los Angeles. They wanted to see my room and film me for their movie.
- Annette Atkins: Yah, well, if they ask you to take your top off, get the money first.”

Ellen Barkin - Annette Atkins
Kirsten Dunst - Amber Atkins

“Nobody on this planet wants their religion and their pornography together.”
Courtney Love - Althea Leasure Flynt

“- Dallas: Do you like pornos?
- Dr. Jarvis: Excuse me?
- Dallas: You know, pornos. Fuck films. Surely, you've heard stories.
- Dr. Jarvis: Yes, I've heard stories, but I've never... I've never really given them that much thought.”
Paulina Porizkova - Dallas
Michael Jeter - Dr. Jarvis

“I have a message for all you good moral Christian people who are complaining that breasts and vaginas are obscene, but don't complain to me, complain to the manufacturer and Jesus told us not to judge.”

Edward Norton - Alan Isaacman

“Eight million people buy it, and no one reads. Gentleman... Playboy is mocking you.”
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt

“Just because a picture happens to be erotic, does not make it pornographic.”
Alison Steadman - Beverly

“This is a '70s porno. You know how I can tell? Because the guy's dick has sideburns.”
Adam Sandler - Moses

“- Steven Carter: I came late to sex. I was nearly ten. That's when my friend Mark Watkins told me how babies were made.
- Young Steve: Really? Are you sure?
- Young Mark: Yeah. Honest. I saw it on one of my dad's videos.
- Steven Carter: For over a year after that I thought babies were made when two women tied a man to a bed and covered his...” (continue)(continue reading)

Ben Silverstone - Steven Carter
James Perkins - Young Steve
Nicholas Hunter - Young Mark

“If it's in focus, it's pornography. If it's out of focus, it's art.”

Linda Hunt - Billy Kwan

“- Loan Officer: This financial institution cannot endorse pornography.
- Buck Swope: Stop saying pornography! Why are you doing this to me? I am an actor. I am an actor.”

Don Amendolia - Loan Officer
Don Cheadle - Buck Swope

“l assume you're watching these because you're curious about sex... you know. Or filmmaking.”

Dianne Wiest - Helen

“It's just gossip, you know. Gossip is the new pornography.”
Michael Murphy - Yale