Psychology quotes

“Good night and sweet dreams... which we'll analyze at breakfast.”
Michael Chekhov - Dr. Alexander Brulov

“- Mr. Harrington: Just making rounds, seeing if anyone needs any emotional counseling after today's traumatic events.
- Peter Parker: No we're okay. We're- we're fine. Thank you.
- Mr. Harrington: Great. 'Cause, I'm not- I'm not qualified.”
Martin Starr - Mr. Harrington
Tom Holland - Peter Parker

“The hopeless dream of being - not seeming, but being. At every waking moment, alert. The gulf between what you are with others and what you are alone. The vertigo and the constant hunger to be exposed, to be seen through, perhaps even wiped out. Every inflection and every gesture a lie, every smile a grimace. Suicide? No, too vulgar. But you can...” (continue)(continue reading)

Margaretha Krook - The Doctor

“- Darius: I love the Nutcracker. You know when I was a kid I was always afraid of the dancing mice. Now I'm a cat.
- Sterling: His therapist is ecstatic.”
Bryan Batt - Darius
Sir Patrick Stewart - Sterling

“Hey, listen. Listen, I'm gonna send you after people I don't like. Give 'em a little psychology; then beat 'em up.”

Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti

“If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag... I'm gonna kill you , you understand?”

Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti

“- Mac: Iggy, you know, what you need is a professional listener.
- Johnny: He visits the School shrink every day.”
John Karlen - Mac
Ernie Reyes Jr. - Johnny

“- Sabina Spielrein: When my father brought me to you I was very ill and my illness was sexual. It's clear that the subject I'm studying is entirely grounded in sexuality so naturally I'm becoming more and more acutely awake of the fact that I have no sexual experience.
- Carl Jung: Law students are not normally expected to rob banks.”
Keira Knightley - Sabina Spielrein
Michael Fassbender - Carl Jung

“- Harry Pfarrer: Twenty years of Marshal Service, I never discharged my gun.
- Osbourne Cox: That sounds like something you ought to be telling your psychologist.”
George Clooney - Harry Pfarrer
John Malkovich - Osborne Cox

“- Sigmund Freud: Of course there’s the added difficulty, more ammunition for our enemies, that all others here in Vienna in our psychoanalytical circle are Jews.
- Carl Jung: I don’t see what difference that makes.
- Sigmund Freud: And if I may say so that’s an exquisite repressant remark.”
Viggo Mortensen - Sigmund Freud
Michael Fassbender - Carl Jung

“I've been going to a therapist for three years, and she's never explained anything to me that well. That was brilliant. Brutal, but brilliant.”

Kate Winslet - Iris

“- Martin Riggs: Biter has a psychology degree?
- Roger Murtaugh: More like a psycho degree.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“- Zach: Give me a suggestion because I know you've got one. I can see it in those beady little Freudian eyes.
- Dr. Westford: If an alcoholic wants me to cure him, you know what I say?
- Zach: That's a question. That's not a suggestion... Okay. What do you say?
- Dr. Westford: First, stop drinking.
- Zach: I don't get it.
- Dr. Westford: Go home...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Ritter - Zach
Michael Kidd - Dr. Westford

“- Marriage Counselor: How often do you have sex?
- Jane Smith: I don't understand the question.”
William Fichtner - Marriage Counselor
Angelina Jolie - Jane Smith

“He began to think and speak for her, give her half his time, so to speak. At times he could be both personalities, carry on conversations. At other times, the mother half took over completely. Now he was never all Norman, but he was often only mother. And because he was so pathologically jealous of her, he assumed that she was jealous of him....” (continue)(continue reading)

Robert Forster - Dr. Simon

“- Psychiatrist: Would you consider yourself subjectively firm or objectively flexible?
- James Clayton: Metaphysically wrinkle-free?”
Oscar Hsu - Psychiatrist
Colin Farrell - James Douglas Clayton

“- Max Cartwright: You have a therapist?
- Gertie Michaels: Mmm-hmm.
- Max Cartwright: Does it help you deal?
- Gertie Michaels: No, not really. She's a physical therapist, so...”
Taissa Farmiga - Max Cartwright
Alia Shawkat - Gertie Michaels

“- Amanda: Why are you talking to your therapist about me?
- Jade: She says I talk too much about myself.”
Monica Potter - Amanda
Shalom Harlow - Jade

“- Toula: Your hip is better. The physicotherapy is working.
- Gus: It's not that therapy. I can fix it myself [puts some Windex in his pants].
- Toula: Of course.”
Nia Vardalos - Toula
Michael Constantine - Gus

“I need a bed. I need a bath. I need a massage. I need a manicure... I need my therapist.”
Goldie Hawn - Marianne Graves

“Eggiwegs...I would like to smash 'em, and pick 'em all up and throw...owww!! Fucking hell!”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“You know what kind of power people hand over to shrinks. Well, maybe sometimes they hand over more than they want too!”
Kevin J. O'Connor - Casey

“Three things have helped me successfully go through the ordeals of life - an understanding husband, a good analyst and millions of dollars.”
Mary Tyler Moore

“- Sigmund Freud: And how is your little Russian patient?
- Carl Jung: As I told you after the initial abreaction, there was the most dramatic improvement. We’ve enrolled her in a medical school at the University where she’s doing extremely well. She’s a walking advertisement for the effectiveness of psych analysis.
- Sigmund Freud:...” (continue)(continue reading)

Viggo Mortensen - Sigmund Freud
Michael Fassbender - Carl Jung

“- Richie Lanz: There are four sacred bonds in this life, a parent and child, a husband and wife, a priest and confessor... and manager-talent.
- Bombay Brian: What about doctor-patient?”
Bill Murray - Richie Lanz
Bruce Willis - Bombay Brian