Psychology quotes

- Dr. Jerome Davenport: "Regard without ill-will despite an offense”, that's Webster's definition of forgiveness.
- Antwone Fisher: Why do I have to forgive?
- Dr. Jerome Davenport: So you can get on with your life.
Denzel Washington - Dr. Jerome Davenport
Derek Luke - Antwone Fisher

“- Jack Byrnes: We use the Ferber method.
- Bernie Focker: We use the Focker method. We hugged and kissed that little boy like there was no tomorrow. We Fockerized him.”
Robert De Niro - Jack Byrnes
Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker

“- Juan: I could never make it with a dude.
- Frank: Psychologists say that you can break old patterns by doing something new - 21 days in a row.”
Robert Beltran - Juan
Ray Sharkey - Frank

“- Sam Mussabini: Eric Liddell? He's no real problem...
- Harold M. Abrahams: You could have fooled me.
- Sam Mussabini: Yeah, he's fast! But he won't go any faster. He's a gut runner, digs deep! But a short sprint is run on nerves. It's tailor-made for neurotics.”

Sir Ian Holm - Sam Mussabini
Ben Cross - Harold Abrahams

“- Manny Singer: Have you ever had a block?
- Corrina Washington: All my life.”
Ray Liotta - Manny Singer
Whoopi Goldberg - Corrina Washington

“- Felix Ungar: I hate mess and I hate disorder. I went to a hypnotist to try and cure me.
- Oscar Madison: Didn't work, huh?
- Felix Ungar: Na, he was late. I straightened up his office and left.”
Jack Lemmon - Felix Ungar
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“Freud didn't know dick about women.”
Jennifer Aniston - Nina Borowski

“I'm a motivator, not a physical therapist.”
Bill Murray - Jack Corcoran

“- Dr. Buddy Rydell: Let's say hello to someone who's joining our quest to get the anger monkeys off our backs: Dave.
- Dave Buznik: Hi. Good news, I fed my anger monkey a banana this morning and he's feeling much better.”

Jack Nicholson - Dr. Buddy Rydell
Adam Sandler - Dave Buznik

“Psychologically, I married my mother.”
Martin Harvey Friedberg - Mort

“- Laurie Strode: How about you? Are you tired of my bullshit?
- Will Brennan: I'm a counselor; I'm attracted to it.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Laurie Strode
Adam Arkin - Will Brennan

“As a research subject, Lecter has proven most disappointing. He's simply impenetrable to psychological testing. Rorschach, Thematic Apperception... he folds them into origamis, as you can see.”
Anthony Heald - Dr. Frederick Chilton

“- Jack: Are you still seeing that shrink?
- Miles: I saw him on Monday. I spent most of the time helping him with his computer.
- Jack: Well, I say, fuck therapy. And what is that stuff you take... Xanax?
- Miles: And Lexapro, yes.
- Jack: Well, I say, fuck that too. You need to get your joint worked on, Miles.”
Thomas Haden Church - Jack
Paul Giamatti - Miles

“- Peter Shepherd: Do you miss mom and dad?
- Judy Shepherd: No.
- Peter Shepherd: Liar. If you don't cut that out, they're gonna send you to a shrink.
- Judy Shepherd: Where do you think they're gonna send you if you don't start talking?”
Bradley Pierce - Peter Shepherd
Kirsten Dunst - Judy Shepherd

“- Jimmy: You know I was a bed wetter?
- Oz: You don't do it anymore, do you?
- Jimmy: When I was 12 I saw my father naked in a shower.
- Oz: Well, that's probably why you wet the bed. Very Freudian. Jungian.”
Bruce Willis - Jimmy
Matthew Perry - Oz

“- Ann Bishop Mullany: You know, my therapist...
- Graham Dalton: You're in therapy?
- Ann Bishop Mullany: Aren't you?”
Andie MacDowell - Ann Bishop Mullany
James Spader - Graham Dalton

“People who commit these acts are, in many ways, no different from you and me. But they are no longer able to control their urges. They disassociate themselves from their own actions also experiencing an hysterical blindness. They're blind to the darkness within themselves.”
Linda Fiorentino - Trina Gavin

“- Mrs. Crisp: What kind of doctor are you?
- Dr. Mumford: Ph.D. in psychology.
- Mrs. Crisp: Oh. Not a real doctor.
- Dr. Mumford: That's right, the fake kind.”
Dana Ivey - Mrs. Crisp
Loren Dean - Mumford

“- Jane Spencer: You came highly recommended by our last therapist.
- Dr. Eisendrath: Yes, I was sorry to hear about his suicide.”

Priscilla Presley - Jane Spencer
Earl Boen - Dr. Eisendrath

“- Andie: Would you two like to be left alone? Maybe you should get a room!
- Ben: See this is what I'm talking about.
- Andie: You are hitting on our shrink!
- Ben: No I'm not.
- Andie: You are a pathological flirt!
- Ben: Two minutes ago I'm gay and now I'm a pathological flirt. Why would I want someone else Andie, you have plenty of...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry

“Do you believe there is a part of yourself, deep inside in your mind, with things you don't want other people to see?”
Jennifer Lopez - Catharine Deane

“- Detective Duffy: This was their target, the fag-man.
- Paul Smecker: ...The what-man?
- Detective Duffy: The fat man.
- Paul Smecker: Well. Freud was right.”
Brian Mahoney - Detective Duffy
Willem Dafoe - Paul Smecker

“- Captain David Trilling: I'll never... give you the code.
- Travis Dane: The psychological profile we have on you says you will.”
David Gianopoulos - Captain David Trilling
Eric Bogosian - Travis Dane

“Dear Diary, I am writing in your bullshit pages because my shrink is crazier then I am. He thinks you're therapy.”
Annabella Sciorra - Annie Collins-Nielsen

“I think sex is overrated, Dr. Taylor. Don't you? No, I guess not. You'd be out of a job, wouldn't you?”

Harry Dean Stanton - Max Cheski