Psychology quotes

“Does my inner child need a spanking?”
Kevin Costner - Roy McAvoy

“- Little Enos: I think you're just a little bit scared.
- Bandit: That's real good psychology. Why don't you say something bad about my mother?
- Little Enos: Your momma is so ugly...”
Paul Williams - Little Enos
Burt Reynolds - Bandit

“When you think of crime, you think of English crime. The psychology's different here.”

Michael Culver - McBryde

“- Capt. Elisabeth Campbell: Psychological Operations. I teach there.
- Brenner: What do you teach?
- Capt. Elisabeth Campbell: Mostly we fuck with people's minds.”
Leslie Stefanson - Elisabeth Campbell
John Travolta - Paul Brenner

“- Debra Moorhouse: It all goes back to mother, doesn't it? Did you love your mother?
- Acolyte: Yes.
- Debra Moorhouse: Don't lie to me. I'll call her.”
Sigourney Weaver - Debra Moorhouse
Kathy Najimy - Acolyte

“- Jill Baker: I will not be psycho-analyzed.
- Extra in Ladies Room: That's a very middle-class attitude.
- Jill Baker: I'm a perfectly normal woman.”
Merle Oberon - Jill Baker
Bess Flowers - Extra in Ladies Room

“- Cooper: Professor Chermenko, what about that handwriting?
- Prof. Chermenko: Ah. Richard Drew is a complex man, filled to the breaking point with psychological conflicts. His violin is a substitute for severe anger and repression. Sexual repression.”
Dabney Coleman - Cooper
Jeff Ware - Prof. Chermenko

“- Dr. Ben Sobel: Let me get this straight: You flew all the way down to Miami and kidnapped me from my hotel room in the middle of the night just because you couldn't get an erection?
- Paul Vitti: Don't that prove I'm motivated?
- Dr. Ben Sobel: You know, you can take a pill for that.”
Billy Crystal - Dr. Ben Sobel
Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti

“- Dr. Molly Griswold: You've come for therapy? Okay, look, Roy, you know, you really need to make an appointment. Because I have a client in a half an hour.
- Roy McAvoy: That's enough time. Thirty minutes? Hell, I'm not that fucked up.”
Rene Russo - Dr. Molly Griswold
Kevin Costner - Roy McAvoy

“- Police Psychiatrist: I wanna know why you claim to be Sigmund Freud.
- Freud: Why do you claim I'm not Sigmund Freud?
- Police Psychiatrist: Why do you keep asking me these questions?
- Freud: Tell me about your mother.”
Steven Rotblatt - Police Psychiatrist
Rod Loomis - Freud

“- Jay Murphy: You're an idiot.
- Max Abbitt: Yet you're the one in therapy.
- Jay Murphy: You're the one who should be.
- Max Abbitt: Maybe you can get me in! I've always wanted to pay a hundred bucks an hour to talk myself out of being happy.”
Jason Lee - Jay Murphy
David Schwimmer - Max Abbitt

“My shrink is right, I’m unloved, unappreciated, I only have one car.”
Holly Gagnier - Natalie Sands

“- Irena Dubrovna Reed: You're very wise, you know a great deal, yet when you speak of the soul, you mean the mind, and it is not my mind that is troubled.
- Dr. Louis Judd: All the psychologists have tried for years to find that subtle difference between mind and soul - and you've found it.”
Simone Simon - Irena Dubrovna Reed
Tom Conway - Dr. Louis Judd

If you don't tell 'em, I'll have to tell 'em. Am I the person to break the news to these people? "Listen up you fuckin' daffodils. Your shrink is dead. Which means that all the time, effort and love you put in this relationship is wasted. You're gonna remain as fucked up as you are, or get worse".
Rubén Blades - Martinez