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“- Louie Kritski: You want your electricity fixed? Move. Check into the fucking Plaza, just gimmie the rent Lady!
- Eleanor: Look at my boy. How's he supposed to do his schoolwork at night? By candle light?
- Louie Kritski: Lincoln did. Hey, maybe he'll grown up to be president, what the fuck do I know? Just gimmie the rent!”
Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
Carol Jean Lewis - Eleanor

“All you had to do was ask, and I'm yours.”
Idina Menzel - Maureen Johnson

“There are some things you should know. Um, no kissing, no holding hands. My parents are not Lydia and Gerald. I've never seen them touch, let alone anything else.”

Kal Penn - Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol

“- Selma: I'm just not that kind of mother.
- Gene Jezkova: Can't you be that kind of a mother?”

Björk - Selma Jezkova
Vladica Kostic - Gene Jezkova

“You got a death wish. You want to ride to glory, fine. But don't take Tyler with you. I'm begging you. Tell me where she is, and I walk away.”

Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah

“You want me to get down on my knees and beg you to save the Baker boys from doom? Forget it, sweetheart. We survived for 15 years before you strutted onto the scene. Fifteen years.”

Jeff Bridges - Jack Baker

“Rob, can you hear me? You've gotta keep moving. You've gotta come on down. If anyone can make it, you can.”
Keira Knightley - Jan Hall

“- Agnes: Will you read us a bedtime story?
- Gru: No.
- Agnes: Pretty please?
- Gru: The physical appearance of the please makes no difference. It is still no, so go to sleep.”
Elsie Fisher - Agnes
Steve Carrell - Gru

- Olive: Hey, didn't I tell you to make "horse durves"?
- Venus: I don't make nothin' out of horses, especially "horse durves", 'cause I don't know what they are, and neither do you.
Jennifer Tilly - Olive Neal
Annie Joe Edwards - Venus

“- Roy: Thomas can raise a barn, but can he pick up a 7-10 split?
- Ishmael: God blessed my brother to be a good carpenter. It's okay.
- Roy: Yeah, well he blessed you, too, and I'll give you a hint what it is. It's round, has three holes, and you put your fingers into it.
- Ishmael: You leave Rebecca out of this.”
Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson
Randy Quaid - Ishmael

“- Bruce Nolan: Lord, feed the hungry, and bring peace to all of mankind. How's that?
- God: Great... If you wanna be Miss America.”
Jim Carrey - Bruce Nolan
Morgan Freeman - God

“- Chief Buchwald: Didn't you just say that you would do whatever you were told?
- Det. Emily Sanders: Yeah, I sometimes exaggerate for effect.”
Josh Brolin - Chief Buchwald
Charlize Theron - Det. Emily Sanders

“- Aisha: Wow. It's everything a girl can dream of. Do you have a bathroom?
- Clay: No, I specifically requested the only hotel room in the world that doesn't have a bathroom.”

Zoe Saldana - Aisha
Jeffrey Dean Morgan - Clay

“What kind of damn fool do you think I am? I'm still in prison for doing the same thing you're about to ask me to do again.”
Steven Seagal - Cody

“- King Henry VIII: Your sister is gone as you wished. Will you give yourself to me now?
- Anne Boleyn: No. When you are loyal to me above all others.”
Eric Bana - Henry Tudor
Natalie Portman - Anne Boleyn

- Sam "Ace" Rothstein: From now on, I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin... an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.
- Baker: Do you know how long that's going to take?
- Sam "Ace" Rothstein: I don't care how long it takes. Put an equal amount in each muffin.

Robert De Niro - Sam "Ace" Rothstein
Jack Orend - Baker

“- Vermin: We’re gonna get japped here, we’re gonna get japped.
- Swan: No matter what he says, nobody lip off, nobody get hot, I’m gonna see what I can do.
- Ajax: When did you turn into a fucking diplomat?
- Vermin: Yeah, you ain’t exactly the state department type!
- Swan: Fox, you come with me.
- Orphan Leader: Maybe you outha show me your...” (continue)(continue reading)
Terry Michos - Vermin
James Remar - Ajax
Michael Beck - Swan
Paul Greco - Orphan

- Jack Taylor: You're asking me for help.
- Melanie Parker: It would appear that way, wouldn't it?
- Jack Taylor: I'll agree if you'll say, "Jack, please be my knight in shining armor".
George Clooney - Jack Taylor
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker

“Hey, Lord... whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes.”

George Kennedy - Dragline

“- Viktor Taransky: Any room she walks into must have seven packs of cigarettes waiting for her, three of them open. That there be a personal Jacuzzi within eighty paces of her dressing room, and that any time she travels, her nanny must fly with her, first class.
- Elaine Christian: So? What's wrong with that?
- Viktor Taransky: Elaine, she...” (continue)(continue reading)

Al Pacino - Viktor Taransky
Elaine Christian - Elaine Christian

“- Cowboy: Just stop for a little second and think about it. Will ya do that for me?
- Adam Kesher: Okay, I'm thinking.
- Cowboy: No, you're not thinkin'. You're too busy being a smart aleck to be thinkin'. Now I want ya to think and stop bein' a smart aleck. Can ya try that for me?”
Monty Montgomery - Cowboy
Justin Theroux - Adam

“- The Terminator: I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
- Cigar Biker: You forgot to say please...”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - The Terminator
Robert Winley - Cigar Biker

- Nikolai "Kolya" Rodchenko: The world will demand that you hand me over.
- Colonel Chaiko: The world. The world is overjoyed that we allowed a plane to land. We saved hundreds of lives. Only four people died.
Mikhail Baryshnikov - Nikolai "Kolya" Rodchenko
Jerzy Skolimowski - Colonel Chaiko

“It's like ordering a pizza. You ask for Canadian Bacon you end up with a German sausage.”

John Leguizamo - Felix Ramirez

“If I could ask God one thing, it would be to stop the moon. Stop the moon and make this night and your beauty last forever.”
Shannyn Sossamon - William Thatcher