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“Why don't you get me a boat? And then maybe two big bags of cash? Then, then I'll be happy. Lots of money and lots of stuff! Other people want idiotic crap like getting married or having babies with the man that they've loved for 5 years, but not me.”

Jennifer Aniston - Grace Connelly

“- RAF Officer: The RAF would be proud to loan Miss Tozer an aircraft.
- Eve: I'll have it back in two weeks!
- RAF Officer: Oh wait a minute, I thought you meant just for the night. Sorry.
- Eve: Anyone else? No more heroes? So long boys.”
Bess Armstrong - Eve

“Now all I want is twenty dollars on pump number fifteen and a sour fruity twist, is that too much to ask?”

Tim Robbins - Nick Beam

“- Dory: Well, let's just ask someone for directions.
- Marlin: Who do you want to ask, the speck? There's no one here!”
Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Dory
Albert Brooks - Marlin

“- Verbal: You tell me, Agent Kujan, if I told you the Loch Ness Monster hired me to hit the harbor, what would you say?
- Dave Kujan: Turn state's evidence; we'll put you on the stand. We'll hear it out.
- Verbal: I've got immunity now, what could you possibly offer me?”
Kevin Spacey - Verbal
Chazz Palminteri - Dave Kujan

“- Yelena: I want immunity from prosecution, asylum in the U.S., and citizenship.
- Xander Cage: How bout a condo in South Beach and a rich boyfriend?
- Yelena: Those I can get for myself.”
Asia Argento - Yelena
Vin Diesel - Xander Cage

“Show's over, time to go home, ok? Come on, let's go. Come on, obey me, please, I'm the king.”

Harry Enfield - King George VI

“- Marie: I'm looking for a book... something that can help me deal with what might be an awkward situation. Something funny might be nice and, uh, if it could surprise you, and at the same time make you think that what you thought wasn't only right. I'm looking to be swept up! And at the same time, not.
- Dan Burns: Well, you rarely find all...” (continue)(continue reading)
Juliette Binoche - Marie
Steve Carrell - Dan

“I'll give you anything you ask for as long as it's not something I don't want to give.”

Billy Bob Thornton - The US President

“- Lisa Reisert: Whatever you do, it's your own buisness, just as long as you're not...
- Jackson Rippner: What?
- Lisa Reisert: High-jacking the plane.”
Rachel McAdams - Lisa Reisert
Cillian Murphy - Jackson Rippner

“- Jane: Mary Poppins, we won't let you go!
- Mary Poppins: Go? What on earth are you talking about?
- Michael: Didn't you get sacked?
- Mary Poppins: Sacked? Certainly not. I am never sacked!
- Jane: Oh, Mary Poppins!
- Jane, Michael: Hurrah, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray...
- Mary Poppins: Neither am I a Maypole. Kindly stop spinning...” (continue)(continue reading)
Karen Dotrice - Jane Banks
Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins
Matthew Garber - Michael Banks

“God, please give me a sign!”

Jim Carrey - Bruce Nolan

“Travis, it really tweaks my melon, to see a buff bro like Crawl here, get weezed on by a greasy scumbag like you. So you just chill.”
Lane Smith - Walter Warner

“He's trying to kill me! I asked for the salted nuts. He brought me the unsalted nuts. The unsalted nuts make me choke!”

Anne Ramsey - Momma

“- Pappas: Don't ride him in with the black and whites like some punk, let me ride him in.
- Ben Harp: Yeah sure, Angelo, why not? That is why I put you 2 screw-ups to begin with. You deserve each other, don't you? You're just as bad as he is, though you're a little fatter, a little slower and a little more pathetic. For Christ sake, it's like...” (continue)(continue reading)

Gary Busey - Pappas
John C. McGinley - Ben Harp

“- Styles: This kid we have in interrogation requested a Ranger, someone he'd never met. That's you.
- Hardy: Well, Jesus, Bill, he could've requested a sailboat, it doesn't mean you have to give it to him!”
Tim Daly - Styles
John Travolta - Hardy

“You will join me for dinner... That's not a request!”
Robby Benson - Beast

“- Veruca Salt: Daddy, I want to go in.
- Mr. Salt: It's 9:59, sweetheart.
- Veruca Salt: Make time go faster.”

Julia Winter - Veruca Salt
James Fox - Mr. Salt

“I'm gonna give ya a piece of advice. Don't ask for something if it's a burden to ya if ya get it.”
Jack Nicholson - James R. Hoffa

“- Mallory Knox: What do you want me to do?
- Det. Jack Scagnetti: I want you to kiss me and squeeze my nipple.
- Mallory Knox: You're so specific.”
Juliette Lewis - Mallory Knox
Tom Sizemore - Det. Jack Scagnetti

“- Brian Kelly: Can I ask you something personal?
- Tina Trac: Sure...
- Brian Kelly: Where's the bathroom?”
Christian Slater - Brian Kelly
Min Luong - Tina Trac

“Can I have a blanket? You think I could have a blanket? It's cold. Could I have a blanket? A blanket!”
Brad Davis - Billy Hayes

“A girl asks you to dance, you dance.”

Lou Myers - Burt Weinberg

“Help will always be given those who ask for it.”
Richard Harris - Albus Dumbledore

“- Jeremy Collier: It's not that I'm asking for the car...
- Bob Collier: Hm?
- Jeremy Collier: ...But you know, Jesus didn't have a job.
- Bob Collier: That's right. He didn't have a car either, and he walked everywhere.”
Emilio Estevez - Jeremy Collier
Martin Sheen - Bob Collier