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“- Bowen: You are the last.
- Draco: My time is over! Strike!
- Bowen: You are my friend.
- Draco: Then as my friend, strike, please!”

Dennis Quaid - Bowen
Sir Sean Connery - Draco

“- Frank James: Mr. Rixley?
- Jacob Rixley: That's right.
- Frank James: My name is Frank James. I came here to turn myself in. Here's my gun. I want something in return. I want to be able to bury my brother.
- Jacob Rixley: Suppose I don't agree to your terms?
- Frank James: Then I'll kill you.”
Stacy Keach - Frank James
James Whitmore Jr. - Mr. Jacob Rixley

“- Neal Page: Excuse me. I know this is your cab, but I'm desperately late for a plane, and I was wondering if I could appeal to your good nature and ask you to let me have it.
- New York Lawyer: I don't have a good nature. Excuse me. Cabbie, come on.”
Steve Martin - Neal Page
Nicholas Wyman - New York Lawyer

“I didn't come here because you're my father... I came here because you're the richest person I know!”

Charlie Sheen - David Ackerman

“- Arthur Sullivan: May I remind you, Helen, that I am not a machine.
- Helen Lenoir: I would not suggest for one moment that you were.
- Arthur Sullivan: You all seem to be treating me as a barrel-organ. You have but to turn my handle, and hey presto! Out pops a tune.”
Allan Corduner - Arthur Sullivan
Wendy Nottingham - Helen Lenoir

“- Dig McCaffrey: Now, be a friend and fetch my getaway sticks.
- Gilbert Noble: Your what?
- Dig McCaffrey: My legs, captain. Less feces, more fetchin'. Get over here and get it, boy.”
Orlando Jones - Dig McCaffrey
Chris Klein - Gilbert Noble

“- Terry Barkley: Daddy, I need to ask you a favor.
- Lillian Barkley: Well, as long as it's not about skating or disco music.”
Linda Blair - Terry Barkley
Beverly Garland - Lillian Barkley

“- The Djinn: Do you have any idea how frustrating it is to have unlimited power, and only be able to use it when some worm asks you for something?
- Merritt's Guard: No, I can't say that I do. I can't say that I give a shit, either.”
Andrew Divoff - The Djinn
Kane Hodder - Merritt's Guard

“You must forgive my curiosity, madam, and open your knees.”

Anthony Higgins - Mr Neville

“I've always been faithful to God and I've followed everything He's ever said and I've done everything He's ever asked me to do.”
Milla Jovovich - Joan of Arc

“- Zulu messenger: I bring greetings from your friends the British and from the great Lord Chelmsford.
- Cetshwayo: And what do your masters say?
- Zulu messenger: They are angry and send these demands. They say that you rule in old ways that are wrong; that you kill your people without trial.”
Simon Sabela - Cetshwayo

“You have thirteen hours in which to solve the labyrinth, before your baby brother becomes one of us... forever.”

David Bowie - Jareth

“- Phoebe: I'm going to get a coffee. Anybody want anything?
- Monica: I'll have a latte.
- Ross: I'll have a blueberry muffin, with a decaf.
- Chandler: I'll have a bagel with a little...
- Phoebe: You know, I was just being polite.”
Lisa Kudrow - Phoebe Buffay
Courteney Cox - Monica Geller
David Schwimmer - Dr. Ross Geller
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing

“You've got till tomorrow morning to call us. It's the last time we're gonna ask Billy.”
Hugh O'Brian - Steiner

“- Gil Renard: And what I want you to do, Bobby, is I want you to stand up and tell the 50 million viewers that this home run is dedicated to Gil, a true fan. What do you think?
- Bobby Rayburn: I can't believe you're serious.
- Gil Renard: I'm as serious as a heart attack, Bobby.”

Robert De Niro - Gil Renard
Wesley Snipes - Bobby Rayburn

“Will the Feng Shui Club please stop rearranging the tables on the lawn.”

Sandra Oh - Vice Principal Gupta

“- Botanist: What do you want.
- Learoyd: Freedom, to be like we are.
- Botanist: Anything else?
- Learoyd: Guns. So they can't take the freedom away.
- Botanist: Well, I'll see what I can do.
- Learoyd: And grenades, mortars and mines, so they can't take the guns away.”
Nigel Havers - Botanist
Nick Nolte - Learoyd

“- Julia Jones: You had me at hello.
- Grant Funkyerdoder: I'm just a girl. Standing in front of a boy. Asking him to love her.”
Alyson Hannigan - Julia Jones
Adam Campbell - Grant Funkyerdoder

“All I ask is that you keep up with me. If you can't, then that strange sensation you'll be feeling in the seat of your pants will be my boot in your ass!”

Gene Hackman - Ramsey

“- Brian Cohen: Why don't you go and tell him you want to be a leper again?
- Ex-Leper: I could do that sir. I could do that I suppose. What I was thinking was I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the ass to be blunt and...” (continue)(continue reading)
Graham Arthur Chapman - Brian Cohen
Michael Palin - Ex-Leper

“- Bob Taylor: You want us to fill out a comment card?
- Lisa Reisert: Yes, I do and after you finish, you can go ahead and just shove it up your ass.”
Robert Pine - Bob Taylor
Rachel McAdams - Lisa Reisert

“If you are fighting, stop fighting. If you are marching, stop marching. Come back to me. Come back to me is my request.”
Nicole Kidman - Ada Monroe

“- Myron Larabee: As if I didn't have enough trouble, my son sends me out for some goofy-butt toy. Some fruity robot named Turtle Man.
- Howard Langston: It's Turbo Man. My son wants one, too.”
Sinbad - Myron Larabee
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Howard Langston

- Liz Holt: What do I want? I'll tell you what I want! I want Ken Railings to walk in here right now, and say "Pam Shortt's broken both her legs, and I wanna dance with you!".
- Ken Railings: Pam Shortt's broken both her legs, and I wanna dance with you.
Gia Carides - Liz Holt
John Hannan - Ken Railings

- Fan: My mother buys meat in the same butcher shop your mother does.
- Sandy Bates: Oh, great.
- Fan: Can I have your autograph?
- Sandy Bates: Oh, jeez.
- Fan: Could you just write "To Phyllis Weinstein, you unfaithful, lying bitch"?
Woody Allen - Sandy Bates