Reward quotes

“It's kinda like masturbation without the payoff.”

John Travolta - Gabriel

"Knighty Knight Bugs" was directed by Friz Freleng. He got an Oscar and I got a carrot.
Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny

“If you want me to run your little camping trip, there are two conditions: first, I'm in charge, and when I'm not around, Dieter is. All you have to do is sign the checks, tell us we're doing a good job, and open your case of scotch when we have a good day. Second condition: my fee? You can keep it. All I want in return for my services is the...” (continue)(continue reading)

Pete Postlethwaite - Roland Tembo

“When you expect nothing and get everything, that’s destiny.”
Damian Chapa - Miklo

“January is the garbage can of movies in America, directly after all the Oscar contenders have been out.”
Sir Michael Caine

“Peace should not have to be bought. Peace should be its own reward.”
Kevin Spacey - Francis Underwood

“You know Fay, the biggest mistake I made before was shooting for peanuts. Five years have taught me one thing, if nothing else: Anytime you take a chance, you better be sure the rewards are worth the risk. Because they could put you away just as fast for a $10 heist as they can for a million dollar job.”
Sterling Hayden - Johnny Clay

“- Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: So, you got your reward and you're leaving? Is that it?
- Peter Griffin as Han Solo: Well, when you say it that way, I sound like a douche. But yeah, that's what I'm doing.”
Seth Green - Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker
Seth MacFarlane - Peter Griffin as Han Solo

“- Bowery King: He's offered seven million dollars for your life. Seven million dollars is a lot of money, Mr. Wick.
- John Wick: So I guess you have a choice. You want a war? Or do you wanna just give me a gun?
- Bowery King: Somebody, please! Get this man a gun!”
Laurence Fishburne - Bowery King
Keanu Reeves - John Wick

“All right, boy, I guess you got a reward coming. Twenty-five thousand dollars. Or, if you need home furnishings, I can give you a line of credit at any of my stores. In fact, that's the way I'd rather handle it. Taxreasons.”
Trey Wilson - Nathan Arizona, Sr.

“I'm really more interested in the nomination than in the award, because I think the nomination just puts you within a group of outstanding actors.”
Morgan Freeman

“The bottom line is, when it comes to an actor and his performance, whether nominated or not, it simply has to do with whether that character had enough resonance with the audience.”
Leonardo DiCaprio

“I don't think I ever expected anything like an Oscar ever, to tell you the truth. That is not my motivation when I do these roles. I really am motivated by being able to work with great people and create a body of work that I can look back and be proud of.”
Leonardo DiCaprio

“I've already received an Academy Award and I made a lot of money for the studios and enough for me too. I want to try television because I can control the product.”

Loretta Young

“Right now I'd do anything for money. I'd kill somebody for money. I'd kill you for money. Ha ha ha. Ah, no. You're my friend. I'd kill you for nothing.”

Chico Marx - Chico

“- Walt Kowalski: In 1952, we were sent up to take out a Chinese machine gun nest. It shredded us up pretty good. I was the only one who came back that day. Not long after, they gave me a silver star... Here, I want you to have it.
- Thao: Why?
- Walt Kowalski: Because we all knew the dangers that night, but we went in anyway. That's the way it...” (continue)(continue reading)

Clint Eastwood - Walt Kowalski
Bee Vang - Thao

“- Django: You kill people? And they give you a reward?
- Dr. King Schultz: Certain people, yeah...
- Django: Bad people?
- Dr. King Schultz: Ah! Badder they are, the bigger the reward.”
Jamie Foxx - Django
Christoph Waltz - Dr. King Schultz

- Pvt. Aloysius K. "Smacksie" Randall: The dumber those guys get, the more stripes you get.
- Pvt. Joe Doyle: You oughta look like a zebra.
William Bendix - Pvt. Aloysius K. "Smacksie" Randall
Robert Preston - Pvt. Joe Doyle

“- Snoop Dogg: When we get this reward, we gonna get ourselves a boat, some bitches and a shark
- Mac Miller: Why are we gonna need a shark?
- Snoop Dogg: We just gon' need one.”
Snoop Dogg - Himself
Mac Miller - Himself

“- Lou Bloom: I'm promoting you to executive Vice President of video news.
- Rick: What am I now?
- Lou Bloom: You're an assistant.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Lou Bloom
Riz Ahmed - Rick

“- Rico: What a clever reward from Fargo, I mean, considering the services.
- Warden Miller: When you start killing innocent people, Rico, you went beyond service.”

Armand Assante - Rico
Maurice Roëves - Miller

“- Cole Sear: Are you a good doctor?
- Malcolm Crowe: Well... I used to be. I won an award once. From the Mayor. It had an expensive frame.”
Haley Joel Osment - Cole Sear
Bruce Willis - Dr. Malcolm Crowe

“- Willie Morris: Does it ever itch or hurt, like it's still there?
- Jack Morris: Yes, it hurts.
- Willie Morris: But they gave you a medal for it, didn't they?
- Jack Morris: I'd rather have the leg.”

Frankie Muniz - Willie Morris
Kevin Bacon - Jack Morris

“Would they give you a medal, Clarice, do you think? Would you have it professionally framed and hang it on your wall to look at and remind you of your courage and incorruptibility? All you would need for that, Clarice, is a mirror.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Hannibal Lecter

“You have labored long, Spock, and proved yourself worthy to receive from us this symbol of total logic.”

Edna Glover - Vulcan Master