Rules quotes

“- Tony: You won't hurt me.
- John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not?
- Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
- John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me.”
Andreas Wisniewski - Tony
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen…
[drops one of the tablets]
Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!”

Mel Brooks - Moses

“- Frank: The whole deal is like some kind of crazy game. They put you at the starting line. And the name of the game is make it through life. Only, everyone's out for themselves and looking to do you in at the same time. OK, man here we are. You do what you can, but remember, I'm going to do my best to blow your ass away. So how are you going to...” (continue)(continue reading)
Keith David - Frank
Roddy Piper - Nada

“This is the gun line. It runs from shack to shack, clear around the yard. You are now inside the gun line. You step outside the gun line without my permission, you will be shot. You trip and fall over the gun, you will be shot. You spit, you pee, you so much as stick your johnson over the gun line, you will be shot.”
Nick Cassavetes - Sergeant Dillard

“It's a kind of magic. Firelight makes time stand still. When you put out the lamps and sit in the firelight's glow there aren't any rules any more.”

Sophie Marceau - Elisabeth Laurier

“- Batman: It's my rules. My rules to keep us alive, and if you want to stay in this house, and on this team, you will abide by them!
- Robin: This is no partnership. You're never gonna trust me!”
George Clooney - Batman
Chris O'Donnell - Robin

“Geeks For Hire, a temporary service. You'd fit it, you ought to call us. Gas From Humans... Girls From the Hood... G-strings For the Huge... Gotta Feed the Hungry... Girls Feeding Homies.”

Sinbad - Kevin Franklin

“No punching in the face, no kicking in the goolies, and no biting.”
Ray Jewers - Gym Instructor

“- Dr. Chase Meridian: He'll slaughter them without thinking twice.
- Batman: Agreed. A trauma powerful enough to create an alternate personality leaves the victim...
- Dr. Chase Meridian: In a world where normal rules of right and wrong no longer apply.
- Batman: Exactly.”

Nicole Kidman - Dr. Chase Meridian
Val Kilmer - Batman

“You don't care about anything except you. You just want to persuade people that you love them so much that they ought to love you back. Only you want love on your own terms. Something to be played your way, according to your rules.”

Joseph Cotten - Jedediah Leland

“I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want.”

David Bowie - Jareth

“I got me a rule: never do business with people you ain't never done business with before without backup. And that's why I need you: backup.”

Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie

“If the rules don't work, you change them.”
Ron Silver - Alan Dershowitz

“There are no rules in underground cinema, only edges.”
Stephen Dorff - Cecil

“They must think we're crazy. They think we're dumb niggers, so we need some dumb rules.”

Heavy D - Peaches

“Attention. You are now entering the Debarkation Area. No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line to the Processing Area. The next scheduled departure to the prison is in two hours. You now have the option to terminate and be cremated on the premises. If you elect this option, notify the Duty Sergeant in your Processing Area.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Computer

“I have a strange feeling that the normal laws of time and space no longer apply.”
Elizabeth Kaitan - Daria

“You know the rules. Light contact to the body, and I do mean light, Barnes.”
Pat E. Johnson - Referee

My Master Yoshi's first rule was "Possess the right thinking. Only then can one receive the gifts of strength, knowledge, and peace".
Kevin Clash - Splinter

“Top Gun rules of engagement are written for your safety and for that of your team. They are not flexible, nor am I. Either obey them or you are history. Is that clear?”
Tom Skerritt - Viper

“They can't be friends. Unless both of them are involved with other people, then they can... this is an amendment to the earlier rule.”

Billy Crystal - Harry Burns

“There are rules... you break the rules and this whole god damn thing of ours crack and crumbles...”

Anthony Quinn - Neil Dellacroce

“You can bend the rules plenty once you get to the top, but not while you're trying to get there. And if you're someone like me, you can't get there without bending the rules.”
Melanie Griffith - Tess McGill

“- Genie: There are a few, uh, provisos, a, a couple of quid pro quos.
- Aladdin: Like?
- Genie: Uh, rule #1: I can't kill anybody. So don't ask. Uh, rule #2: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else. You little punim there. Rule #3: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it! Other than...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robin Williams - The Genie
Scott Weinger - Aladdin

I've always lived my life by the rule: "If you get, you give". For the last twenty years I've gotten from karate. I've gotten discipline, health, self-confidence, inner peace, everything that makes me what I am today. And today it's time for me to give back.
Thomas Ian Griffith - Terry