Rules quotes

“- Dr. Niles: He had the right qualifications.
- Pete Blanchard: Such as?
- Dr. Niles: He was the only one crazy enough to do it.
- Pete Blanchard: Let me tell you about Pendleton: he could have been one of the best, but he hates authority, can't take orders, and likes to make up his own rules.”

Mark L. Taylor - Dr. Niles
Harold Sylvester - Pete Blanchard

“It's a game out here. Everybody who plays the game understands the rules. I certainly understand the rules. The cop understands the rules. He's the good guy, I'm the bad guy, it's his job to catch me, it's my job not to get caught. And I will do everything I have to to stay ahead of the game. I've been to prison. I ain't going back. Nobody's...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kiefer Sutherland - Curtis Freley

“- G.P. Myerson: Just call that real estate dame and tell her to rent it out.
- Mrs. Myerson: Yes dear, immediately.
- G.P. Myerson: Tell her no kids, no pets, no democrats.”
Ned Beatty - G.P. Myerson
Anne Haney - Mrs. Myerson

“- IRS Insp. Frank Hall: I can't believe you shot at him!
- IRS Insp. Derek Lester: He had a gun!
- IRS Insp. Frank Hall: He had a phone!
- IRS Insp. Derek Lester: Oh. Well, this should discourage further violations of the tax code.”

Miguel A. Núñez Jr. - IRS Insp. Frank Hall
Larry Miller - IRS Insp. Derek Lester

“- Japanese Waiter: Please, take off your shoes.
- Donnie Brasco: Are you kiddin’ me? Take off your pants, what the fuck is that?”
Keenan Shimizu - Japanese Maitre D'
Johnny Depp - Donnie Brasco

“Okay, these are the rules. Don't break the rules, and I won't break your necks.”

Tim Roth - Ted the Bellhop

“Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition.”
Al Pacino - John Milton

“- Eve: Rule number one in North America: no strangers in the car.
- Adam: Well if it will make you feel any better, I don't have a gun.
- Eve: Oh, well that changes everything.”
Alicia Silverstone - Eve
Brendan Fraser - Adam

“I recall our blessed Lord said: here is a new commandment I give to you. That you love one another as I loved you. Surely it is not blasphemy to take that message to the shores of Africa or across the ocean sea.”

Georges Corraface - Christopher Columbus

“Coughlin's Law: anything else is always something better.”
Bryan Brown - Doug Coughlin

“Lesson number one: don't underestimate the other guy's greed!
[laughing]
Lesson number two: don't get high on your own supply.”
Robert Loggia - Frank Lopez

“Well, I'll tell you one thing: round here, you go to work, you go to school. First of the month, the rent is due. If you ain't got nothin' on the table, you ain't gotta worry about catchin' a dog, you gotta worry about a dog catchin' your ass!”
John Witherspoon - Mr. Jones

“You wanna dance? You follow my rules! This is not a democracy! You know, you're not exactly the greatest dancer ever to hit Broadway!”
Steve Inwood - Jesse

“Now for the rules of the International, Chinese downhill: there are none.”
Robert Fuhrmann - Rick Lauter

“You break all the laws of physics and you seriously think there wouldn't be a price?”

Sean Pertwee - Smith

“- Grandpa: Do you know the rule about filling up the car with gas when you take it without asking?
- Michael Emerson: No, Grandpa.
- Grandpa: Well, now you do.”

Barnard Hughes - Grandpa
Jason Patric - Michael

“Please familiarize and observe the rules while in Fun World. No running, no jumping, no yelling, no cutting in line, no grumbling, no stealing. That means you. No breaking things and putting them back like nothing happened. No sad faces, bad attitudes, introspective moments, irritation at the mindless happiness of the masses, and no littering....” (continue)(continue reading)
Susan Silo - Ticketlady

“Rules are made to be broken. At least mine are by me.”
Bette Davis - Mrs. Van Schuyler

“Ain't no rule saying a dog can't play basketball.”
Jay Brazeau - Referee 1

“I do not do animal acts. I do not do S&M or any variations of that particular bent, no water sports either. I will not shave my pussy, no fistfucking and absolutely no coming in my face. I get $2000 a day and I do not work without a contract.”
Melanie Griffith - Holly Body

“- Mrs. Potter: You must leave my room. We must have regard for certain conventions.
- Hammer: One guy isn't enough, she's gotta have a convention.”
Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Potter
Groucho Marx - Hammer

“I'm taking back control of my life, Bob! As long as you're all under my roof things will be done my way, starting now!”
Meryl Streep - Mary Fisher

“- Saavik: It's time for total truth between us. This planet is not what you intended or hoped for, is it?
- David: Not exactly.
- Saavik: Why?
- David: I used protomatter in the Genesis matrix.
- Saavik: Protomatter, an unstable substance which every ethical scientist has denounced as dangerously unpredictable.
- David: But it was the only way...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robin Curtis - Saavik
Merritt Butrick - David

“You know what crazy is? Crazy is majority rules.”
Brad Pitt - Jeffrey Goines

“It's simple in here. An insane place with insane rules. It all ends up being logical. If you're white, you hang white. Otherwise, the niggers are gonna eat you alive.”

F. Murray Abraham - Virgil Cane