Safety quotes

“- King Gustav: Really? That often? You must have collected several tails.
- Ralph: I admit I slept with a few. But I'm not like that anymore. Nowadays you can't be too careful. You don't know who they've been with.”

Julian Glover - King Gustav
John Goodman - Ralph

“Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy who lives in the absinthe wants your soul. But you are safe with me.”

Gary Leonard Oldman - Dracula

“If you can't protect the integrity of the system, then there is no system.”
Clint Eastwood - Terry McCaleb

“- Mrs. Devereaux: You lock all the doors and windows.
- Trish: Mom, I'm eighteen years old, remember?
- Mrs. Devereaux: You will always be my baby.”
Anna Patton - Mrs. Devereaux
Michelle Michaels - Trish

“- Bob: I want a safe conduct pass to Chapei.
- Gen. Yen: What on Earth to do you want to go there for? That's an inferno.
- Bob: That's why I must go. Our orphanage is between the lines. The children are in danger.”
Gavin Gordon - Bob
Nils Asther - Gen. Yen

“- Cindy: You steal my car, you rip the seat out, you kidnap me, you ask me to help you find your daughter which I very kindly do, and then you get me involved in a shoot out where people are dying and there's blood spurting all over the place, and then I watch you rip a phone booth out of a wall, swing from the ceiling like Tarzan, and then...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rae Dawn Chong - Cindy
Arnold Schwarzenegger - John Matrix

“- George: We can't throw out the option of having a babysitter just because we had a bad one. We'll find somebody really responsible to look after the kids.
- Alice: Over my dead body.”

Charles Grodin - George Newton
Bonnie Hunt - Alice Newton

“- Eugene Ackerman: I want to guarantee David's safety.
- Nick Pulovski: Mr. Ackerman, if you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”
Tom Skerritt - Eugene Ackerman
Clint Eastwood - Nick Pulovski

“Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!”
George Wyner - Colonel Sandurz

“- Aragorn: I do not know what strength is in my blood, but I swear to you I will not let the White City fall, nor our people fail.
- Boromir: Our people, our people. I would have followed you, my brother... my captain... my king.”
Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn
Sean Bean - Boromir

“They may think it's twice as safe because there are two of them. But it isn't twice as safe. It's ten times twice as dangerous. They've committed a murder.”

Edward G. Robinson - Barton Keyes

“- Vanessa Kensington: Did you use protection?
- Austin Powers: Of course. I had my 9mm automatic.
- Vanessa Kensington: You know I meant 'did you use a condom'?”
Liz Hurley - Vanessa Kensington
Mike Myers - Austin Powers

“- Cmdr. Nyota Uhura: We have lost all contact with the Captain and Dr. McCoy.
- Captain Spock: Yes, at the moment, they are surrounded by a magnetic shield. However, if I know the Captain, by this time, he is deep into planning his escape.”
Nichelle Nichols - Uhura
Leonard Nimoy - Spock

“God, I hate to travel...”

Dylan Walsh - Aaron

“The kind that appreciates safety. Check it; this thing's got side-impact airbags. I get in a wreck it's all good; straighter than straight.”

Michael Jai White - Pointy

“These are the best security men in the world. The used to work for J.C. Penney... in Detroit!”
Richard Libertini - General Garcia

“I take care of my people. You bring 'em trouble, and you're a dead man. Sleep tight.”

David Strathairn - Sid Hatfield

“- Willard: Feel like dying?
- Gwendoline: When I'm close to you, I feel safe!”
Brent Huff - Willard
Tawny Kitaen - Gwendoline

“- Russell: I want to help!
- Carl Fredricksen: I don't want your help, I want you safe.”
Jordan Nagai - Russell
Ed Asner - Carl Fredricksen

“- Cadence Flaherty: So, can I see the ring?
- Steve Stifler: Nope. Promised to keep it safe. It's not leaving my pocket.
- Cadence Flaherty: Okay, Frodo.”
January Jones - Cadence Flaherty
Seann William Scott - Steve Stifler

“- John Lee: You're safer with me.
- Meg Coburn: Is it my perfume or something? Because you are the second guy today to assume I need, want or will accept help. I won't.
- John Lee: It's not an option.”
Chow Yun-Fat - John Lee
Mira Sorvino - Meg Coburn

“- Ethan Hunt: Tomorrow is perhaps the only time we'll be able to predict where Davian will be: at Vatican City. Our mission, is to get in there, and kidnap Davian.
- Luther Stickell: I don't know what he's so happy about. I did remind him that the Vatican is the Vatican. An 109 acres Sovereign State in the middle of Rome, surrounded by a sixty...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt
Ving Rhames - Luther Stickell

“- Stu: I already told you this is a private conversation. Now, what the fuck do you want?
- Capt. Ramey: I just want you to know, that it's safe outside the booth.
- The Caller: No, it's not.
- Stu: Always get out of the booth. I like in the fucking booth. It's my whole world now, this is my booth and I'm not coming out ever. You hear me? Never.”
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard
Forest Whitaker - Captain Ramey
Kiefer Sutherland - The Caller

“- Evelyn Carnahan: Have you got any bright ideas?
- Rick O'Connell: I'm thinking, I'm thinking...
- Evelyn Carnahan: You better think of something fast, because, if he turns me into a mummy, you're the first one I'm coming after.”
Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan
Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell

“Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you.”
Naomie Harris - Tia Dalma