Safety quotes

“- Avram: When those men were shooting at you, I ran to save the Torah.
- Tommy: So? I understand that. You're a man of God. I understand that.
- Avram: I wasn't thinking about God. I didn't do it because of God. I don't know one thing about God. I was thinking about a book. I cared more for a book than I did for my best friend. I don't know if...” (continue)(continue reading)
Gene Wilder - Avram
Harrison Ford - Tommy

“The only thing that'll protect you is if I can't find you. And I already found you.”

Nick Nolte - Hoover

“It's hard to stop someone when their family's at stake. The things you'll do to save your own.”
Josh Hartnett - Eben Oleson

“What are you buying when you get on a roller coaster? Not risk, but the illusion of risk. Being hurled to the edge of danger but knowing that you'll never have to cross it.”
Michael Laskin - Albright

“- Jamison: Any luck with the 4:30?
- Hammer: Yeah. It didn't hit me.”
Zeppo Marx - Jamison
Groucho Marx - Hammer

“I just want you to know that I felt completely safe in your arms, and I never said that to a man before.”

Rob Schneider - Iggy

“- Max Conners: I'll protect her.
- Dean Cumanno: From what? From love?
- Max Conners: From pain.”
Sigourney Weaver - Max Conners
Ray Liotta - Dean Cumanno

“- Bobo Justus: One question. Do you want to stick to that story, or do you want to keep your teeth?
- Lilly Dillon: I want to keep my teeth.”
Pat Hingle - Bobo Justus
Anjelica Huston - Lilly Dillon

“It's also my pleasure to see to it that decent, hard-working people in this community aren't robbed blind by a pack of money-mad pirates, just because they haven't had anybody to look after their interests.”
Orson Welles - Kane

“Let's get these people to safety. Let's finish the job.”

Paul Francis - Danny "Doc" Kelley

“My coalition's phone lines have been flooded with calls from concerned families, wondering if this message signifies the end of the world or the advent of the rapture. We feel that U.S. policy in this matter wants to be extremely conservative - if there's any chance of danger or threat to our way of life perhaps the message and its contents...” (continue)(continue reading)

Rob Lowe - Richard Rank

“- Pregnant Woman: I'm always telling those kids to stop singing that terrible murderer's song and they do nothing but sing it at the top of their voices all day. As if we hadn't heard enough of that killer.
- Frau Beckmann: Oh, leave them alone. As long as they're singing, at least we know they're still there.”
Ellen Widmann - Frau Beckmann

“- Joe: You're not a girl! You're a guy! And why would a guy wanna marry a guy?
- Jerry: For security!”
Tony Curtis - Joe
Jack Lemmon - Jerry

I'm off Thursday on the "Love that latex" safe sex tour. I'm giving safe sex demonstrations from Tuktoyaktuk to Yellowknife.
Corrine Koslo - Safe Sex Advocate

“On this island there is no such thing as safe.”

Sam Neill - Dr. Alan Grant

“- Starlene Cheatham: Hey, Watt, who was that?
- Watty Watts: Two asshole Bible salesmen.
- Starlene Cheatham: What'd they want?
- Watty Watts: To save my soul.”
Renee Zellweger - Starlene Cheatham
Gil Bellows - Watty Watts

“The locals are great. Best thing about this place is it's not still full of pompous ex-colonials who think they were born to rule the world. That's what I love about Asia, anyone can make it, it doesn't matter which stupid school you went to.”

Ewan McGregor - Nick Leeson

“Never broke into a car, never hotwired a car. Never broke into a truck. 'I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof, nor through inaction let the personal contents thereof come to harm'. It's what I call the Repo Code, kid!”
Harry Dean Stanton - Bud

“Take my hand, Frank. Take it. If you don't, you'll die. You're gonna shoot me, Frank, after I saved your life? The only way to save the president is to shoot me. Are you willing to trade your life for his, or is life too precious?”

John Malkovich - Mitch Leary

“I would burn in hell to keep you safe.”

Al Pacino - Michael Corleone

“- Sam: How are you feelin'?
- Andrew Largeman: Safe. When I'm with you I feel so safe. Like I'm home.”
Natalie Portman - Sam
Zach Braff - Andrew Largeman

“I don't believe that any system is totally secure.”
Matthew Broderick - David

“- Insurance Salesman: It's not really what I'm selling. But what I have to offer.
- Thane Furrows: What do you have to offer that happens to cost money?
- Insurance Salesman: I offer security.
- Thane Furrows: Insurance.”
Fred Willard - Insurance Salesman
Steve Oedekerk - Thane Furrows

“If you let anything happen to him, you'll never wag that tail again.”

Myrna Loy - Nora Charles

“It's a bitched up world. The only way to protect ourselves is by goin' mad.”
John Goodman - Uncle Sweetheart