Safety quotes

“Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for ten minutes?”

Craig T. Nelson - Mr. Incredible

“- Captain Miller: Do you know how many men I've lost under my command?
- Sergeant Horvath: How many?
- Captain Miller: Ninety-four. But that means I've saved the lives of ten times that many, doesn't it? Maybe even 20, right? Twenty times as many? And that's how simple it is. That's how you... that's how you rationalize making the choice between...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Hanks - Captain Miller
Tom Sizemore - Sergeant Horvath

“Stick with me and you'll be wearing diamonds.”
Robert Armstrong - Carl Denham

“All these men here know they're going to die. So, each night when they make it back, it's a bonus. So, every cup of tea, every cigarette is like a little celebration. You just have to accept that.”
Jude Law - Vassili

“- Jewel Bentley: That was the best safe sex I've ever had!
- Jimmy Dworski: That was the best sex I've had in 2 years, 11 months, 3 weeks and 5 days!”
Loryn Locklin - Jewel
Jim Belushi - Jimmy

“Henry is gone and the rest of us are safe. But sometimes, late at night, I find myself thinking - not about Henry, but about Susan - and wondering, if she had it to do over, would she make the same choice? I guess I'll always wonder. But I know I'll never ask.”

Elijah Wood - Mark

“The children have to save themselves these days because the parents have no clue.”
Drew Barrymore - Karen Pomeroy

“One pod left and three of us and I'm the President. Well, boys, it's a very lovely ship. I think you should go down with it.”

Mel Brooks - President Skroob

“You create allegiance above your sworn allegiance to protect humanity. You shall not care for them, or acknowledge their pain. There lies the madness.”
Christopher Plummer - Sherlock Holmes

“- Lucille: Would you happen to know how your slingshot wound up in my car?
- Peejoe: I figured you could probably use some protection.”
Melanie Griffith - Lucille
Lucas Black - Peejoe

“I'll be dead in 36 hours, no matter what. But every human for a quarter mile doesn't have to die with me.”
Milla Jovovich - Violet Song Jat Shariff

“- Diego Rivera: You know, I don't believe in God... but I thank him every day that he kept you safe for me.
- Frida Kahlo: Oh really?... I tell you he's got a lot of explaining to do.”
Alfred Molina - Diego Rivera
Salma Hayek - Frida Kahlo

“- Russ: I have to check every one of these upper floors.
- Jack Axel: Of course.
- Russ: Can I just get your ID please?
- Jack Axel: You know, you can't have too much security.”
Buddy Joe Hooker - Russ
Charles Boswell - Jack Axel

“- Steven Taylor: There you are. And how was your day? Any progress in saving the world?
- Emily Bradford Taylor: I'm working on it.”
Michael Douglas - Steven Taylor
Gwyneth Paltrow - Emily Bradford Taylor

“- Billy: She's married to some big black stud and he's gonna cut your pecker off.
- Tommy: Yeah, I hear he's packing tweezers.”

Mark Herrier - Billy
Wyatt Knight - Tommy

“Let me stay close. Nothing can happen to me when I'm with you.”

Jessica Alba - Nancy Callahan

“- Carla Rodrigo: You told me I was going to be safe with you.
- Max Klein: You're safe. You're safe because we died already.”
Rosie Perez - Carla Rodrigo
Jeff Bridges - Max Klein

“Eternal vigilance is the price of duty.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Chip Hazard

“- Man: Uh, sir, this is a secure area.
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: Well, I'm very happy for you, son. Most people live in terrible neighborhoods.”
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

“- Lachaise: I'm giving you the opportunity to walk out with the money, Mr. Bond.
- James Bond: I'm giving you the opportunity to walk out with your life.”
Patrick Malahide - Lachaise
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- Abe Sapien: Remind me why I do this again.
- Hellboy: Rotten eggs and the safety of mankind.
- Abe Sapien: Ah!”
Doug Jones - Abe Sapien
Ronald Francis Perlman - Hellboy

“- Stuntman Mike: I wanted it to be impressive and... scary tends to impress.
- Pam: Is it safe?
- Stuntman Mike: No, it's better than safe. It's death-proof.
- Pam: How do you make a car death-proof?
- Stuntman Mike: Well, that's what stuntmen do.”

Kurt Russell - Stuntman Mike
Rose McGowan - Pam

“The police have asked us to give you the following safety tips: stay in well lit areas, never travel alone whenever possible, always wipe front to back, and remember, never ever believe someone when they tell you that shaving your pubic hair will rid you of crab infestation.”
Jayne Trcka - Miss Mann

“Excuse me, I understand what you were saying to Natalie was personal. Well, I'm involved with her now so this is personal too; you hurt her and I'll hit you so fucking hard your dog will bleed, okay?”

Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley

“Remember the bad guys on the shows you used to watch on Saturday mornings? These guys aren't like those guys. They won't exercise restraint because you are children. They will kill you if they get the chance. Do not give them that chance.”

Holly Hunter - Elastigirl