Safety quotes

“You okay, Max?”

Chazz Palminteri - Coolidge

“- Jack Slater: Is this the day you were talking about saving?
- Danny Madigan: Don't see you doing anything.
- Jack Slater: I wouldn't wanna steal your thunder.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater
Austin O'Brien - Danny Madigan

“I don't know where you are now, but I hope you're happier there. This world didn't treat you very good, but you saved it.”

Lea Thompson - Beverly Switzler

“We are part of an ancient secret society. For over three thousand years, we have guarded the City of the Dead. We are sworn at manhood to do any and all in our power to stop the High Priest Imhotep from being reborn into this world.”
Erick Avari - Dr. Terrence Bey

“- Judge Dredd: They're firing 20 milimetre caseless fletcher rounds at 300 metres. The effective lethal range is 200 metres. You're safe... so what are you doing down there, Judge Hershey?
- Judge Hershey: Waiting for backup.
- Judge Dredd: It's here.”
Sylvester Stallone - Judge Dredd
Diane Lane - Judge Hershey

“- Laura Charles: I thought that maybe it would be a great idea if I got myself a bodyguard. You know, like someone to guard my body? What girl could do worse that to have her own real life kung fu master?
- Leroy Green: I am no master.
- Laura Charles: You sure look like a master to me.”
Vanity - Laura Charles
Taimak - Leroy Green

“- Fred Ritter: Are you ok?
- Johnny 5: Functioning 100%. Perfectly ko Derf.
- Fred Ritter: It's Fred.
- Johnny 5: That's what I said, Derf.”
Michael McKean - Fred Ritter
Tim Blaney - Johnny 5

“There, in the presence of God, I understood at last how love could release us all from the power of darkness. Our love is stronger than death.”
Winona Ryder - Mina Murray

“Knowing there is a trap is the first step in evading it.”
William Hurt - Duke Leto Atreides

“I've discovered it's not actually terribly difficult to make money in the securities business.”
John Standing - Peter Baring

“- Aktionär Fränklin: I'll give you $150.000 for a place in a lifeboat.
- 1st Officer Petersen: It's useless. Women and children will be saved first.”
Walter Steinbeck - Aktionär Fränklin
Hans Nielsen - 1st Officer Petersen

In Rome today, one hundred and sixteen nations agreed to an environmental protection treaty. In a brief statement after the signing, President Kimball asked that we remember the many people who have gallantly sacrificed all to make our world a better place to live. The president closed his statement with this odd message: "To Captain America,... (continue)(continue reading)
Jann Carl - Newscaster

“- Foreman Marv Loach: What department is that again?
- Kent Mansley: Frankly, I'm not at liberty to divulge the particulars of the agency I work for, and all that that implies.
- Foreman Marv Loach: You mean, national security?”
James Gammon - Foreman Marv Loach
Christopher McDonald - Kent Mansley

“- D'Artagnan: So what do we do now? What's next?
- Porthos: Well, we protect the King.
- Aramis: Protect the Queen.
- Porthos: In the name of God. And France, correct?
- Aramis: France indeed.”
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan
Oliver Platt - Porthos
Charlie Sheen - Aramis

“You can't save everybody, Max, you gotta try taking care of yourself.”

Rosie Perez - Carla Rodrigo

“Safety and good mileage are the two things I looked for in a new car. That's why I bought a Volvo stationwagon.”
Le Tari - Pimp

“Are you going to walk me home? Or should I just get murdered on my own?”
Emma Thompson - Kate

“Looting, arson, murder - it's going on all over this territory. Immigrants crossing our borders are being attacked and slaughtered. My stages are beind held up almost every run. No man's life or property is safe and not a hand is being raised to put a stop to it!”

Francis McDonald - Dan Hammond

“- Holly Lambert: Bugs don't attack unless they're aggravated.
- Tyler: Great. Classic story. The adults not believing the kids. Thanks.
- Panic: I should've brought a piece, man. This place ain't safe.”
Rosalind Allen - Holly Lambert
Seth Green - Tyler Burns
Alfonso Ribeiro - Darrel 'Panic' Lumley

“- Alex Gardner: You're a real humanitarian, Blair.
- Bob Blair: I'm a realist. We live in a dangerous, hostile world. I will do whatever I have to to keep this country safe.”
Dennis Quaid - Alex Gardner
Christopher Plummer - Bob Blair

If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, "Heimlich maneuver," and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say "Heimlich maneuver" when you're choking to death.
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“- Zefram Cochran: A group of cybernetic creatures from the future have traveled back through time to enslave the human race... and you're here to stop them?
- Riker: That's right.
- Zefram Cochran: Hot damn! You're heroic.”
James Cromwell - Zefram Cochran
Jonathan Frakes - William Riker

“- Oscar Madison: Okay what do you wanna talk to me about?
- Felix Ungar: Wait until the seat belt light is off.
- Oscar Madison: You can't talk with your seat belt on? Is that some new federal law?”
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison
Jack Lemmon - Felix Ungar

“Being safe isn't nearly as important in this world as it used to be.”
Joan Crawford - Michele de la Becque

“- Peter Miller: Look, Liz, I've got to get home and get to work.
- Liz Blake: Gee, I'm gonna miss having you on my tail. You made me feel kind of safe.
- Peter Miller: Want to come home with me? I'd love the company.”
Keith Gordon - Peter Miller
Nancy Allen - Liz Blake